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David Blaine's street magic in StarCraft

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Rus_Brain
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Russian Federation1893 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-22 11:51:53
June 22 2008 11:30 GMT
#1
some reps.ru visitor [image loading] Xye3epr (which literaly means cock-zerg ^^) made nice pics with David Blaine's phrases in ^^

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Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
June 22 2008 11:37 GMT
#2
Ummm K.
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
Holylight
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Korea (South)460 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-22 11:37:44
June 22 2008 11:37 GMT
#3
lol COCK-ZERG russian bw fans ftw

um are you gonna edit this or something? i dont really get it
MasterReY
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Germany2708 Posts
June 22 2008 11:39 GMT
#4
yes... just 2 pics and one pic is shown twice....wtf
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born-to-porn
Profile Joined January 2004
Denmark400 Posts
June 22 2008 11:50 GMT
#5
Wow, I have no humour.
Nobody beats the Beater
HypnoticPoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Singapore291 Posts
June 22 2008 12:43 GMT
#6
I don't remember David Blaine saying any of those
MEOW.
born-to-porn
Profile Joined January 2004
Denmark400 Posts
June 22 2008 12:52 GMT
#7
isn't it from that spoof video of David Blaine where he keeps performing these completely unreal tricks which totally freaks out these two poor dudes?

I still don't see how it's funny though
Nobody beats the Beater
MTF
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States1739 Posts
June 22 2008 12:56 GMT
#8
Well, I liked the HT/Drone one.
Think. :)
NotSupporting
Profile Joined February 2008
Sweden1998 Posts
June 22 2008 13:15 GMT
#9
On June 22 2008 20:50 born-to-porn wrote:
Wow, I have no humour.

Krohm
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1857 Posts
June 22 2008 13:19 GMT
#10
On June 22 2008 22:15 NotSupporting wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 22 2008 20:50 born-to-porn wrote:
Wow, I have no humour.


Not bad for a cat toy.
MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
June 22 2008 14:26 GMT
#11
On June 22 2008 22:19 Krohm wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 22 2008 22:15 NotSupporting wrote:
On June 22 2008 20:50 born-to-porn wrote:
Wow, I have no humour.



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Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
June 22 2008 14:54 GMT
#12
.........what
MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
June 22 2008 15:31 GMT
#13
Us North Americans sure have come to expect a lot!

lol
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G5
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
United States2898 Posts
June 22 2008 15:36 GMT
#14
On June 23 2008 00:31 MiniRoman wrote:
Us North Americans sure have come to expect a lot!

lol

Seraphim
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States4467 Posts
June 22 2008 16:10 GMT
#15
On June 23 2008 00:31 MiniRoman wrote:
Us North Americans sure have come to expect a lot!

lol

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Wizard
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Poland5055 Posts
June 22 2008 16:18 GMT
#16
On June 23 2008 00:31 MiniRoman wrote:
Us North Americans sure have come to expect a lot!

lol

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Centric
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States1989 Posts
June 22 2008 16:27 GMT
#17
I thought the second one was pretty funny.
Super serious.
vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
June 22 2008 16:32 GMT
#18
russia is so fuckin weird
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Wizard
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Poland5055 Posts
June 22 2008 16:41 GMT
#19
The only thing that made me laugh was that the author's name is "cock-zerg".

lawl
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Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
June 22 2008 17:05 GMT
#20
I found them funny I think they're lost on a generation of people who only get Family Guy "jokes" though.
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dyodyo
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
Philippines578 Posts
June 22 2008 17:25 GMT
#21
On June 23 2008 01:41 Wizard wrote:
The only thing that made me laugh was that the author's name is "cock-zerg".

lawl


Yes.. me too...

Btw.. you really suck... cock-zerg...


sorry I just had to say it
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clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
June 22 2008 17:55 GMT
#22
Funny













not.
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Romance_us
Profile Joined March 2006
Seychelles1806 Posts
June 22 2008 18:15 GMT
#23
Possibly the least funniest thing I've seen in a while.
Notes and feelings, numbers and reason. The ultimate equilibrium.
Hyperionnn
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Turkey4968 Posts
June 22 2008 18:29 GMT
#24
On June 23 2008 01:41 Wizard wrote:
The only thing that made me laugh was that the author's name is "cock-zerg".

lawl

Falcynn
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3597 Posts
June 22 2008 18:33 GMT
#25
Didn't get the third one, but the first two are kind of funny I guess if you saw the David Blaine spoofs.
Tropics
Profile Joined August 2007
United Kingdom1132 Posts
June 22 2008 20:54 GMT
#26
My god, it's the least funny series of pictures I've ever seen. And yes, I have seen the david blaine spoofs. Slapping a bunch of quotes onto some Starcraft screens ISN'T humor.
Scorpion
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1974 Posts
June 22 2008 21:13 GMT
#27
I agree with everything everyone else said.

I didn't laugh at anything in this thread. I only laughed at how bad the pictures are and how harsh everyone is reacting to how unfunny this is

ROFL
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Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9103 Posts
June 22 2008 21:36 GMT
#28
lol I hope it's that these don't make sense and it's not me just not getting it.... From the other responses I think i'm in the clear.
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
June 23 2008 00:42 GMT
#29
wtf? i dont get it
RamenStyle
Profile Joined September 2004
United States1929 Posts
June 23 2008 03:03 GMT
#30
I need someone to explain to me the third picture because I have been looking at it for a couple of minutes and still can't figure it out.
Goosey
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States695 Posts
June 23 2008 06:00 GMT
#31
On June 23 2008 00:31 MiniRoman wrote:
Us North Americans sure have come to expect a lot!

lol

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Kingsp4de20
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States716 Posts
June 23 2008 16:02 GMT
#32
On June 23 2008 02:05 PsycHOTemplar wrote:
I found them funny I think they're lost on a generation of people who only get Family Guy "jokes" though.


family guy jokes were only funny when I was smoking weed, is all of america smoking weed?
French_Toast
Profile Joined February 2008
United States99 Posts
June 24 2008 02:57 GMT
#33
correction: Xye 3epr actually means "little dick" zerg. Xye is pronounced Hoi, oi as in oink, and is a Russian swear standing for little cock. The phrase Xye can be used in many forms like noun or even adjective. You can call something "little cock like", or even get creative and call someone a hoi-e-soss which means "a person that sucks on little cocks."

That is all.
anotak
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States1537 Posts
June 24 2008 08:42 GMT
#34
idk i lol'd at the first two
Rus_Brain
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Russian Federation1893 Posts
June 24 2008 10:30 GMT
#35
On June 24 2008 11:57 French_Toast wrote:
correction: Xye 3epr actually means "little dick" zerg. Xye is pronounced Hoi, oi as in oink, and is a Russian swear standing for little cock. The phrase Xye can be used in many forms like noun or even adjective. You can call something "little cock like", or even get creative and call someone a hoi-e-soss which means "a person that sucks on little cocks."

That is all.
First is Xye is pronounced like "Khooee". Second, Xye means "cock" in general. Same as word xyu. It can name any cock: little/big/erection/cummed.... whatever, depending on how it is pronounced.
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Hippopotamus
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
1914 Posts
June 24 2008 21:30 GMT
#36
Lol at French_Toast correcting poster from Russian Federation!
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
June 24 2008 21:40 GMT
#37
Lol'd @ cock zerg.
UNFUCK YOURSELF
meathook
Profile Joined December 2007
1289 Posts
August 10 2008 12:10 GMT
#38
Lols @ this thread. I thought only the first image was funny though.
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Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-11 01:45:18
August 11 2008 01:44 GMT
#39
what are u guys talking about these pictures are hilarious
I don't understand them but they are fucking hilarious





just playing russian guy I get the 2nd one. I think the other 2 may be lost in translation.
ishob
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
Norway143 Posts
August 11 2008 02:38 GMT
#40
watch the david blaine spoof on youtube and you'll get them all:O
Antipathy
Profile Joined June 2008
United States222 Posts
August 11 2008 03:12 GMT
#41
I thought the David Blaine spoofs were pretty hilarious so I found these pictures to be funny.
"All give some, some give all"
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
August 11 2008 05:32 GMT
#42
i dont get it lol.
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