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thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
May 21 2008 10:36 GMT
#1
A timeline of yesterday's events.

6:30 - wake up
6:45 - boat house - row in a 4
8:45 - breakfast
9:25 - boat house - sculling practice
10:15 - department lab
1:45 - lunch
2:30 - back to lab
3:00 - phone call - synopsis, it's our boat club captain - "are you available to sub for first men" "when?" "this evening" (I think -fuCk!!) I agree to sub for them if they can't find another stroke sider to sub. so 6:30 atb it is.
4:30 - head back to room
5:00 - sleep
6:30 - wake up by alarm. I immediately think, "why the FUCK did I say yes to him fuck!" I have been sick sine yesterday, I've been on the water twice already today and have had a full day of lab work. FUCK
6:45 - arrive at boat house for the 3rd fucking time of the day.
8:30 - we're off the water. I am exhausted. Said captain mentions that I look like I'm about to die. Who's fault is that!? HMMMMM I WONDER!!

I buy food on teh way back, cook/make food, eat it, take shower, yadayada, oh hey it's already midnight I have to wake up at 7 tomorrow to go to the lab again! zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Oh, and my right hand is completely fucked from rowing with a different set of oars yesterday goddamn I couldnt do a thing with my right hand yesterday b/c of this and it still hurt like shit. No, if I tried to wank it, I probably wouldn't be able to b/c of the pain lol.

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KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States44128 Posts
May 21 2008 10:40 GMT
#2
This is perhaps your fault for going to a university which demands ridiculous amounts of work from students and then taking up very time consuming extra-curicular activities. And then spending 3 hours a day on tl. And then going out drinking.

In fact, I don't think you go to uni at all. Not enough hours.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
May 21 2008 10:41 GMT
#3
I haven't drank since sunday!
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
May 21 2008 10:41 GMT
#4
That's 3 whole days!
Bockit
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Sydney2287 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-21 10:44:48
May 21 2008 10:44 GMT
#5
Yay, timeline!

I can imagine the rowing, while killing you, must also be doing you wonders.

9:25 - boat house - sculling practice


Is that am? Pretty early start there
Their are four errors in this sentance.
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
May 21 2008 10:45 GMT
#6
yea, 6:30am is standard TT.

There are crews that go out at even more ridiculous hours though.

Uni crews fucking train 12 times a week what the hell.
Bockit
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Sydney2287 Posts
May 21 2008 10:45 GMT
#7
Assuming that sculling isn't some crazy rowing term.
Their are four errors in this sentance.
Bockit
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Sydney2287 Posts
May 21 2008 10:46 GMT
#8
how far is the boat house?
Their are four errors in this sentance.
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States44128 Posts
May 21 2008 10:46 GMT
#9
Cambridge won't beat themselves. Try harder.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
May 21 2008 10:47 GMT
#10
sculling is rowing in a single. (versus like a 4man or 8 man boat)
Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4641 Posts
May 21 2008 10:48 GMT
#11
On May 21 2008 19:41 thedeadhaji wrote:
goddamn I couldnt do a thing with my right hand yesterday


Here's something to look at once you regain control of mr right.

[image loading]
This neo violence, pure self defiance
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
May 21 2008 10:48 GMT
#12
On May 21 2008 19:46 Bockit wrote:
how far is the boat house?


30 minutes walking, 12 minutes running, 10 minutes going fucking as fast as possible on a bike.
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-21 10:49:29
May 21 2008 10:49 GMT
#13
On May 21 2008 19:48 Hittegods wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 21 2008 19:41 thedeadhaji wrote:
goddamn I couldnt do a thing with my right hand yesterday


Here's something to look at once you regain control of mr right.

[image loading]


I basically see three teenage(?) mutant ninja silvia saints.
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
May 21 2008 10:49 GMT
#14
On May 21 2008 19:46 Kwark wrote:
Cambridge won't beat themselves. Try harder.


Yo no comprendo!

but yea oxford did beat us in the boat race this year.
Bockit
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Sydney2287 Posts
May 21 2008 10:50 GMT
#15
On May 21 2008 19:47 thedeadhaji wrote:
sculling is rowing in a single. (versus like a 4man or 8 man boat)


Oh I thought you were talking about drinking haha

On May 21 2008 19:48 thedeadhaji wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 21 2008 19:46 Bockit wrote:
how far is the boat house?


30 minutes walking, 12 minutes running, 10 minutes going fucking as fast as possible on a bike.


So you're looking at 6:00 - 6:15am wakeups. Ouch.
Their are four errors in this sentance.
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-21 10:56:06
May 21 2008 10:52 GMT
#16
On May 21 2008 19:50 Bockit wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 21 2008 19:47 thedeadhaji wrote:
sculling is rowing in a single. (versus like a 4man or 8 man boat)


Oh I thought you were talking about drinking haha

Show nested quote +
On May 21 2008 19:48 thedeadhaji wrote:
On May 21 2008 19:46 Bockit wrote:
how far is the boat house?


30 minutes walking, 12 minutes running, 10 minutes going fucking as fast as possible on a bike.



So you're looking at 6:00 - 6:15am wakeups. Ouch.


*smashes skull into table after a night drinking*

!!
GTR
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
51627 Posts
May 21 2008 10:53 GMT
#17
how is life adjusting hajimaji
Commentator
Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4641 Posts
May 21 2008 10:53 GMT
#18
Sleep is for the weak anyway.
This neo violence, pure self defiance
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States44128 Posts
May 21 2008 10:54 GMT
#19
On May 21 2008 19:49 thedeadhaji wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 21 2008 19:46 Kwark wrote:
Cambridge won't beat themselves. Try harder.


Yo no comprendo!

but yea oxford did beat us in the boat race this year.

I never win coinflips.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
May 21 2008 10:56 GMT
#20
On May 21 2008 19:54 Kwark wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 21 2008 19:49 thedeadhaji wrote:
On May 21 2008 19:46 Kwark wrote:
Cambridge won't beat themselves. Try harder.


Yo no comprendo!

but yea oxford did beat us in the boat race this year.

I never win coinflips.


Don't pick up girls in thailand then!
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
May 21 2008 10:56 GMT
#21
"girls"

*evil laugh*
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States44128 Posts
May 21 2008 11:03 GMT
#22
Oh Strafe....
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
.kaz
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
1963 Posts
May 21 2008 11:10 GMT
#23
Haji, take this time to start gaming again~~
Pressure - "rock is the defender of justice" 이병민 / 박영민 Hwaiting~
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
May 21 2008 11:13 GMT
#24
I got raped silly by intrigue pvz the other day¬¬
Holylight
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Korea (South)460 Posts
May 21 2008 11:14 GMT
#25
On May 21 2008 19:48 Hittegods wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 21 2008 19:41 thedeadhaji wrote:
goddamn I couldnt do a thing with my right hand yesterday


Here's something to look at once you regain control of mr right.

[image loading]


Tell me youre fucking kidding rofl those bitches are butt ugly
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
May 21 2008 11:15 GMT
#26
On May 21 2008 20:14 Holylight wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 21 2008 19:48 Hittegods wrote:
On May 21 2008 19:41 thedeadhaji wrote:
goddamn I couldnt do a thing with my right hand yesterday


Here's something to look at once you regain control of mr right.

[image loading]


Tell me youre fucking kidding rofl those bitches are butt ugly


I think that's the point ^^
Holylight
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Korea (South)460 Posts
May 21 2008 11:20 GMT
#27
lol ok, I wasn't sure about that. not enough irony clues
lololol
Profile Joined February 2006
5198 Posts
May 21 2008 11:22 GMT
#28
I've seen uglier, so he obv didn't do enough searching to do haji justice.
I'll call Nada.
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States44128 Posts
May 21 2008 11:28 GMT
#29
So are you like super fit now Haji?
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States44128 Posts
May 21 2008 11:45 GMT
#30
I want you...
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
May 21 2008 11:51 GMT
#31
yo haji im not gonna be able to post tonight, need you to sub for me
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
May 21 2008 11:51 GMT
#32
thanks man you're the best
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
May 21 2008 11:52 GMT
#33
My 2k time is like 7:30 so I still suck imo!
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
May 21 2008 11:52 GMT
#34
do you want me more than BackHo??
Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4641 Posts
May 21 2008 12:43 GMT
#35
BackHo, dat ho!
[image loading]
This neo violence, pure self defiance
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32152 Posts
May 21 2008 13:39 GMT
#36
whoa, there's a shitton of silicone in that pic! im unsure which will blow up first, the middle girls tits, or the g irl on the right's lips.
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
May 21 2008 14:32 GMT
#37
On May 21 2008 19:40 Kwark wrote:
This is perhaps your fault for going to a university which demands ridiculous amounts of work from students and then taking up very time consuming extra-curicular activities. And then spending 3 hours a day on tl. And then going out drinking.

In fact, I don't think you go to uni at all. Not enough hours.

OMG

a scout!
<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
fusionsdf
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada15390 Posts
May 21 2008 14:48 GMT
#38
On May 21 2008 19:48 Hittegods wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 21 2008 19:41 thedeadhaji wrote:
goddamn I couldnt do a thing with my right hand yesterday


Here's something to look at once you regain control of mr right.

[image loading]


OH GOD WHATS WRONG WITH HER LIPS
SKT_Best: "I actually chose Protoss because it was so hard for me to defeat Protoss as a Terran. When I first started Brood War, my main race was Terran."
yubee
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States3826 Posts
May 21 2008 14:55 GMT
#39
On May 21 2008 23:48 fusionsdf wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 21 2008 19:48 Hittegods wrote:
On May 21 2008 19:41 thedeadhaji wrote:
goddamn I couldnt do a thing with my right hand yesterday


Here's something to look at once you regain control of mr right.

[image loading]


OH GOD WHATS WRONG WITH HER LIPS
they're not around my wang
yubee
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States3826 Posts
May 21 2008 14:55 GMT
#40
On May 21 2008 23:55 yubee wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 21 2008 23:48 fusionsdf wrote:
On May 21 2008 19:48 Hittegods wrote:
On May 21 2008 19:41 thedeadhaji wrote:
goddamn I couldnt do a thing with my right hand yesterday


Here's something to look at once you regain control of mr right.

[image loading]


OH GOD WHATS WRONG WITH HER LIPS
they're not around my wang
gross dude!
Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4641 Posts
May 21 2008 14:56 GMT
#41
On May 21 2008 23:55 yubee wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 21 2008 23:55 yubee wrote:
On May 21 2008 23:48 fusionsdf wrote:
On May 21 2008 19:48 Hittegods wrote:
On May 21 2008 19:41 thedeadhaji wrote:
goddamn I couldnt do a thing with my right hand yesterday


Here's something to look at once you regain control of mr right.

[image loading]


OH GOD WHATS WRONG WITH HER LIPS
they're not around my wang
gross dude!

Banned.
This neo violence, pure self defiance
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
May 21 2008 14:58 GMT
#42
ub's wang is reserved 4 intrigue only.

one and only!
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32152 Posts
May 21 2008 15:09 GMT
#43
that ho intrigues got some serious DSL's
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
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