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JudgeMathis
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Cuba1286 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-17 22:41:04
May 17 2008 22:40 GMT
#1
I've noticed that people would look at me, and would usually say, "Damn this kid is fat, but he may be very inactive." That's not the case at all. I've proven myself plenty of times during these situations.

An example to this occasion would be in football(American). I'm not a bad player(I'm usually picked 4-5 after the WR, RB). Everyone knows who I am, and how I play. But, when people love to talk shit about how much they bench, and how their so fit I always laugh to myself.

So, one of the kids who I play with regularly kept calling someone else by my name, and he felt like it was an offense to be called that because he was slimmer than I. I'll quote him by saying, "How the fuck do I look like him? He's bigger than me. I'm what he'd look like after some NutriSystem diet." I started to laugh, because I'm cocky as hell. It just shows that I don't really take anyone seriously.

I asked him how much he benched, and quickly said, "295." I bunch 275 4 reps(and thats me maxing). When he said that, I was like... "WTF NO WAI." This kid looked like he could at least bench 160-180 LBS, and he looked like he couldn't keep up with me if we ran miles. So, after the first game of football, he decides to play Oline, while I'm playing Dline on his side. What happens? This 230 LBS train, pushed him like it was nothing. Every time we lined up together he'd bring his hands up as if he was going to get ready for a fight, and I'd easily just toss him away. After a few plays, he seem to be out of breathe when I was clearly not even sweating from the amount of pressure I was applying on him. From my experience, if this man was as strong as he said he was, why couldn't he just take me out so easily?

Because, I'm the fucking man.

gloatgloatgloatgloat. This is just one example of many where I was underestimated because of my size! I just thought it was cool to mention it!

***
Benching 225 is light weight. Soy Cubano y Boricua!
Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6776 Posts
May 17 2008 22:54 GMT
#2
UHM
OK

FATTY!



(<3)
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d1v
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Sweden868 Posts
May 17 2008 23:37 GMT
#3
Define "fat" or "big" please. What are your height and weight?
Adams Æbler
dancefayedance!~
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
396 Posts
May 17 2008 23:48 GMT
#4
good for you
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
May 17 2008 23:52 GMT
#5
Cool.
ahrara_
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Afghanistan1715 Posts
May 18 2008 00:12 GMT
#6
kick ass =)
in Afghanistan we have 20% literacy rate
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-18 00:35:43
May 18 2008 00:34 GMT
#7
If you're shorter than him or have stronger legs, that could be why. Your arms really aren't doing most of the work.

Just as a side note, a real D1 Dlineman came into the gym I go to lasr year, and the guy's body was absolutely stunning in a totally non-gay way. 6'3"~, bulky but very little fat and he ran for like an hour on the treadmill and was benching 315 EASY. He probably did 45 reps unspotted.
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HamerD
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1922 Posts
May 18 2008 02:15 GMT
#8
275 for 4 reps is fucking beastly xD
"Oh no, we've drawn Judge Schneider" "Is that bad?" "Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog" "You did?" "Yeah...if you replace the word *kinda* with *repeatedly*...and the word *dog* with son"
JudgeMathis
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Cuba1286 Posts
May 18 2008 02:36 GMT
#9
On May 18 2008 09:34 Jibba wrote:
If you're shorter than him or have stronger legs, that could be why. Your arms really aren't doing most of the work.

Just as a side note, a real D1 Dlineman came into the gym I go to lasr year, and the guy's body was absolutely stunning in a totally non-gay way. 6'3"~, bulky but very little fat and he ran for like an hour on the treadmill and was benching 315 EASY. He probably did 45 reps unspotted.


That's insane. =O
Benching 225 is light weight. Soy Cubano y Boricua!
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
May 18 2008 03:28 GMT
#10
lol americans (in a non-hate filled way, just a laugh at cultural differences)

You owned that stick man, OWNED HIM!
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fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
May 18 2008 04:51 GMT
#11
Nice T-shirt in your profile pic, that concert was the shit <3
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