Limericks yo

There once was a buggy AI
Who decided her subject should die.
When the plot was uncovered,
The subjected discovered
That sadly the cake was a lie.

If (computer.fail() == true){
desktop.screen(SetToBlue);
user.frown();
sys.shutdown();
user.exclaim("oh fuck you!!!");}

A bear taking a dump asked a rabbit
"Does shit stick to your fur as a habit?"
"Of course not," said the hare,
"It's really quite rare!"
So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.

there once was a couple named Kelly
Who walked around belly to belly
Because in their haste
They used library paste
Instead of petroleum jelly

There once was a boy named Kevin
Who used a vacuum to stretch it to seven,
Then eight and then nine,
And though ten was divine,
There will be film at eleven.

There once was a man named Eugene,
Who invented a sex machine,
Concave or convex,
It would suit either sex,
But oh, what a trouble to clean!

Two moments in Captain Hook's past
Memory of which still leave him aghast.
A visit quite vile
From a big crocodile,
And that time he was wiping his ass!

There once was a man named Bertold
Who drank beer when the weather grew cold
As he reached for his cup...
"NEEEEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!!!"
Oh, snap! You just got limerickrolled!