EPTSecondary plan already in motion - cute girl in meh class has not studied either...has decided to take test on same day as me, same time -> therefore, I convinced her (aka hassled her) to wake up early and study with me. Looks like I've just completed some supply depots bitches.
So now is the spam fest -> memorize 10 different definitions of things like, "a priori, a posteriori," etc. etc. while memorizing around 20 different possible exam short answer questions about kant, hegel, hume, marx, nietzche, mills, and the bunch. oh, and there's a gigantic essay question that will be on the test...the catch? It will be out of 5 different possible topics, two will be chosen at random, and then I decide which to complete for the exam -> danger: 5 pool possibility.
But too bad, I blocked meh ramp ^^, turns out on the study guide the teacher put down a question about marx that would no doubt be on the exam - so I focused memorization on that one. So yeh, I'm taking a gamble with an all-in build.
Oh, and this girl and I are flirting a little. Cha-ching, but I require additional depots. damnit, I don't make any moves and it's been like 3-4 hours of studying and such, so she leaves, i leave, to do our own things. Time to scout.
And my scouting SCV has found -> a subway sandwich+cookies+coca cola (aka my dad was nice enough to bring me food), time to get some energy for this exam. It's 12 noon - 1.5 more hours or so to study. I now focus on harrassing (memorizing) those 10 definitions -> if I can keep their definition count (carrier count) down enoough, I should be able to push out to the short answer questions on the test with no trouble (aka not get flanked).
ah, it's comsat time. I call up the girl (like i said i would) for some last minute studying b4 test, she says she's in the library (hidden expansion? wtf?) so I'm like, "ok, I'll scout that shiot and be there in a sec."
3rd floor, that's where she is. I'm going up the flight of stairs, thinking about those damn definitions - I should be fine on the short answer, I previously had done an essay on Kant, and a kajillion of the short answer were about Kant
anyways, I get to the third floor, go to the right and see a girl, guy, and other person sitting at table. I don't see the girl I was studying with earlier, so I look left, and then look back right -> she was burrowed right in front of me (back of her head was facing me).
So I sit down, and well what do you know. The guy across from me was in the same lame college orientation group as me at the start of the semester lofl. So I sit next to cute girl, and start talking about the test stuff (gotta study, no I wasn't staring you dumb shiots!).
After like, 1 min, same dooshbag stands up, babbles something unintelligible, and sits down close to cute girl...ah, great...are you shitting me? I didn't host a fucking 3 player game, hax...
um yeh...the way he is talking to cute girl + touching her leg, I think it's safe to say I've just been nuked. ffs, apparently this is her bf, sigh...he's taking some exam too in a bit lofl...
so yeh, I should have scouted better, and now it's a tad awkward. anyways, for now it looks like this guy has the map control, so I'll just play it cool and not press too hard. so we all three leave because the exam is going to start pretty soon (game is reaching the end-game, we're almost maxed at 200/200).
So dooshbag (aka dooshbag), cute girl, and I leave and the dooshbag (aka dumbass) hasn't even brought a pen to school for his final exam so she gives him one and he says, "oh you brought just for me." sigh, lame lofl.
though...apparently cute girl is giving me a pen too...! owned lofl, I may not have map control, but my unit count is catching higher than this dooshbags (aka dogface). She has a couple pens, one weird one, another, and the dooshbag had taken the "purple pen" (aka the pen had a purple CAP, so in his dooshbag dogface wisdom he actually thought she was giving him a pen with purple ink...-_-). I decided to take the pen that had "trump" on it, aka the trump card bitches. Yes, I love the symbolism.
ahhhhh, but moving on, we decide it's about time to stop being turtle whor3s, and we push out to the exam building maxed out with 3/3 ups. So, now it's time to see if that turtling in our base for 5 hours studying paid off.
We get the exam and go to a classroom upstairs, cause we dun wanna take the exam with fuckfaces inside the auditorium. Now, the clock strikes 2:00 p.m. -> time to see what this terran army is made of.
Those definitions that I'd been harrassing earlier...ALL OWNED. There was not one definition I did not recognize or not remember lofl, so the harrassment paid off. Only problem is, those short answer now are coming in to flank.
Luckily, I laid 9000 spider mines everywhere covering the flank
during that 5 hour turtle whor3 session, there were more short answers on the study sheet than there were on the exam -> so I knew more than needed! (aka maphack aka my brain -> ala tasteless).Cute girl apparently decides to leave the game (aka exam room) early lol, not sure if she finished all the questions but she control-Q'd out of the game anyways, telling meh to call her.
And that gigantic exam question I mentioned earlier...LOL, it was the exact one I'd studied for, THE ALL-IN BUILD WORKED OMGGGGGG!!!! I don't like all-in play...but it sure worked out this time, and I killed that essay hanbang style EZ. "GG" -> I am victorious and i control-Q out of that classroom cause I wanna finish my food from subway lol.
But...dunno what will happen with the girl, I exposed myself for the hell of it and asked how long she was seeing the other guy, she said something like, "not too long." so there is hope, if anyone has any advice on the meaning of that one, feel free to help ;L
oh, but now's the good part -> I must have accidentally joined a new game because I decided to go to the computer lab I always go to...and fuck, there is this cute girl I've seen in one of my classes b4, and she's shy...just my type lol
so I awkwardly wave when I walk in, she sees me, and rather than being a turtling terran whor3 I decide I'm going to win this one off of more aggressive action. I sit parallel to her, not in the same row of the lab. Game on.
I start talking to her, and my speech is coming out pretty easily (I am still learning the game, so don't criticize my replay till after k?) And funny thing is, there's TWO girls in this lab, and I just think, "fuck it," and decide to break out of my shy shell that usually would prevent me from even trying, especially when there's another person around... note: the one girl is sitting directly in front of the other in the next row...tricky lol...
but thank god. It's like everything is going fucking right today. I still am interested in the cute girl, and the girl in front apparently is a comp sci major doing some java program. She overheard me tell the cute girl that I was a comp sci major, so she asks if I can help find an error with her program (CHA CHING, this fucking owns, it basically means I get to show the cute girl how nice/smart I am because I found the error in like 4 seconds lol -> plus it might make the cute girl a tad wanting -> that's me just hopeing lol)
anyways, after this I keep engaging cute girl, talk to her some, basic stuff, ask her about herself, tell her some about me etc. and she is reciprocating smiles n such. at one point, I see she is playing with her hair...from all sources that I've read, this is like giving away your entire build order -> so apparently, she is interested. and I'm glad I noticed this, because it makes me feel 1000% more confident in asking for her number. Now I just have to do it!
and there is just one problem...I cannot pronounce her name, (must have lost a hotkey) -> aka I heard her name like 3 min ago but only can remember what it starts with and such -_-, but fuck it, I ask her if she wants my number and she asks if I want hers too -> tho it wasn't as smooth as that lol.
so now I get to look like a cute shy fool a bit, and I'm just babbling about how I suck with my cell phone, while at the same time trying to find out where the "New Contact" thing is in my phone so I can add her lol. And it doesn't help that her beautiful eyes are fixated on me while I'm doing it, and she knows it too probably. I fuck around with my phone some, and can't help but look at her eyes again.
so besides my leg starting to twitch and shake, I enter her number, call her so she has mine, give her my last name, and say good bye (yes I got a scouting scv into the base aka I stared at her butt while she walked away). IT probably didn't help that my blue jeans made me fucking look like a tank in siege mode slightly...oh well, can't be helped.
the game is over for today...Victory.
...except that I have a comp sci exam in 1 hour.
