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Canada7170 Posts
Dear Sir/Madam:
While I appreciate your effort and perseverance in trying to start my car's ignition, I regrettably inform you that, although my vehicle is 15 years old, it is state of the art technology from 2004, and apparently you cannot compete with such advances. I do however, appreciate the cigarette butt you left on my dashboard, and the free SlimJim you used to break into the front door.
Thank you for not stealing my textbooks or my spare clothing- those are very dear to me and hold sentimental value.
Your timing must also be praised, as had you ruined my ignition on Wednesday, I would have missed my date with the most beautiful girl on the world. Had you broken in yesterday or the day before, I would have undue stress during my exams, and my marks would have plummeted as a result.
If you are still interested in taking my car, let me clear my things out and you can have it. Apart from the tires (and don't forget the spare), I would appraise it at $150, maybe $100. Mere peanuts for an upstanding citizen such as yourself.
Obviously somebody like yourself needs a 15 year old piece of shit more than a starving poor University student needs his only viable means of transport.
Mike
PS: Everything is fully insured, and I may be able to get a new car if you came and stole my current one. I will not be home during the hours of 12-5 tomorrow so if you could steal it then or at your own convenience that would be appreciated.
On a serious note:
+ Show Spoiler +
This break in attempt, at most, has cost me 4 hours of my life. OH NOES. People seriously need to fuck off though. This is my third towing of my car in a year.
Pics of girlfriend coming soon, probably with an update on my singing w/e since finals ended today. I cannot possibly stress how fortuitous this person's timing was. EE HAN TIMING.
 
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Canada7170 Posts
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I thought when people broke into your car they are supposed to throw the things they dont want like your books and clothes in a muddy puddle in street just to be the fucking low life assholes upstanding citizens they are?
(My nintendo DS(with my etrian oddysey in it which I was SO FUCKING CLOSE to finishing sigh..) and Digital camera + 2000 CD's were recently stolen out of my car  He also had the kindness in his heart to break my window instead of using a slim jim.)
CHEERS!
EDIT: 5/5!
EDIT2: oh yeah and they are supposed to stomp on said items to further imbed filthy street water into them while shitting in your backseat and saying FUCK YOU out loud
EDIT3: it was probably a girl
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For a second I thought it was that Craigslist post, but man...
Sorry to hear it even though everything seems to be set for you, in terms of insurance and the singing finals.
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That really sucks for the ignition ;;
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Screw the gf.
Post pics of car ASAP!
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On April 27 2008 14:36 nemY wrote:
Screw the gf.
Post pics of car ASAP!
I want to take a screenshot of this and make it into some sort of poster that has the subtitle "WELCOME TO THE INTERNET!"
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Canada7170 Posts
On April 27 2008 14:36 nemY wrote:
Screw the gf.
Post pics of car ASAP!
'95 Jeep Grand Cherokee
Bad coverup paint job
one rear light not working
lights inside don't work
12:00 flasher now and then
wires arcing
ignition doesn't work well anyway ROFL
(edit: on second thought maybe he got it to "work" but heard the sputtering engine and didn't try hard enough xD)
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Canada7170 Posts
On April 27 2008 14:27 nofAcedAgent wrote:I thought when people broke into your car they are supposed to throw the things they dont want like your books and clothes in a muddy puddle in street just to be the fucking low life assholes upstanding citizens they are? (My nintendo DS(with my etrian oddysey in it which I was SO FUCKING CLOSE to finishing sigh..) and Digital camera + 2000 CD's were recently stolen out of my car He also had the kindness in his heart to break my window instead of using a slim jim.) CHEERS! EDIT: 5/5! EDIT2: oh yeah and they are supposed to stomp on said items to further imbed filthy street water into them while shitting in your backseat and saying FUCK YOU out loud EDIT3: it was probably a girl
Sucks dude.
On a brighter note, I think he might have made off with a bunch of my dad's shitty CD's anyway.
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United States24771 Posts
Strange they'd go for an old car...
I'm honestly a little hesitant to upgrade my car after reading stuff like this.
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Wasnt this on digg a couple weeks ago? COPYCAT?
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On April 27 2008 15:20 micronesia wrote:
Strange they'd go for an old car...
I'm honestly a little hesitant to upgrade my car after reading stuff like this.
Depends on where you live I guess.. people will steal your fucking blue jeans off your ass if they can get another dollar for their crack rock from the goodwill.. (living downtown in a city will open your eyes to a lot of crime )
What im trying to say is upgrading is always good and insurance is sexy
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Lmfao your story is hilarious. Shitty though dude. At least it wasn't a devastating blow to any part of your life.
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On April 27 2008 14:28 fanatacist wrote:
For a second I thought it was that Craigslist post, but man...
Sorry to hear it even though everything seems to be set for you, in terms of insurance and the singing finals.
Yeah, I also felt the same "LOL, Craigslist... this should be good", before the pangs of reality set in.
I hope the beautiful girl can alleviate the shitty situation <3.
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EE HAN TIMING is off bro.
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On April 27 2008 14:27 nofAcedAgent wrote:I thought when people broke into your car they are supposed to throw the things they dont want like your books and clothes in a muddy puddle in street just to be the fucking low life assholes upstanding citizens they are? (My nintendo DS( with my etrian oddysey in it which I was SO FUCKING CLOSE to finishing sigh..) and Digital camera + 2000 CD's were recently stolen out of my car He also had the kindness in his heart to break my window instead of using a slim jim.) CHEERS! EDIT: 5/5! EDIT2: oh yeah and they are supposed to stomp on said items to further imbed filthy street water into them while shitting in your backseat and saying FUCK YOU out loud EDIT3: it was probably a girl
LMAO
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i think ive read this on craigs list before, or atleast a very similar one
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On April 27 2008 14:44 mikeymoo wrote:'95 Jeep Grand Cherokee Bad coverup paint job one rear light not working lights inside don't work 12:00 flasher now and then wires arcing ignition doesn't work well anyway ROFL (edit: on second thought maybe he got it to "work" but heard the sputtering engine and didn't try hard enough xD)
Listen buddy. I could describe my car...
05 silver nissan sentra
4 doors
nonleather interior
has a smudge on the front left bumper
the trunk is sort of dented in on a spot where i backed into something
the interior is really dusty from a drunken outing
blah blah blah...
or i could just post a pic of the car/similar car
pics or gtfo!
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Canada855 Posts
damn... the nerve of some people... O well, I wish you luck and I hope that low-life get's chased by a bunch of cops into are 51 where they recently tested zombies that took over the entire facility. This is while the giant centipede bit his left arm off.
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isnt this like 5 years old tho, feels like ive read it on multiple occasions.. .
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