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Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
March 23 2008 15:10 GMT
#1
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HOLY MOTHER OF GOD IT WON'T STOP AND IT DOESNT WASH OFF

IT JUST KEEPS SPREADING TO EVERYTHING I TOUCH

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Track
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States217 Posts
March 23 2008 15:11 GMT
#2
Did you use it as lube?
Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will.
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
March 23 2008 15:13 GMT
#3
NO IT DOESNT WASH OFF AT ALLLLLL
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Track
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States217 Posts
March 23 2008 15:14 GMT
#4
Try using a wet washcloth. If all else fails put baby/dusting powder on it. It'll stop the spread and probably the burning.
Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will.
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32093 Posts
March 23 2008 15:16 GMT
#5
i have a wicked cold and made the mistake of putting blistex on my nose so it would stop burning when i blew my nose (i couldnt find vasiline) i might as well have snorted iceyhot and tobasco sauce, holy fuck that hurt
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Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-03-23 15:20:10
March 23 2008 15:18 GMT
#6
No, this isn't like weak ass Icy/Hot.

Cooling and mechanical stimulation are the only proven methods to relieve the pain; capsaicin is not water-soluble, so water and other liquids such as beer will only dull the pain by cooling the area, but will not have any lasting effect. However, the burning sensation will slowly fade away without any measure taken. Dairy products are one of the most effective forms of relief; casein, a phosphoprotein found in milk, acts as a detergent to dissociate the capsaicin from the nerve receptors, allowing it to wash away.


I'm going to go take a milk bath.

The American Association for Cancer Research reports studies suggesting capsaicin is able to kill prostate cancer cells by causing them to undergo apoptosis.
This shit is so hot it kills cancer.
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Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
March 23 2008 15:38 GMT
#7
So then, can we ask, how the fuck did this happen!?!?!
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Xiberia
Profile Joined September 2007
Sweden634 Posts
March 23 2008 16:08 GMT
#8
Uh.. so what are the positive effects of using this?
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
March 23 2008 16:17 GMT
#9
Lol, capsaicin. That's what makes chillies/peppers so hot.
UNFUCK YOURSELF
Gokey
Profile Joined November 2006
United States2722 Posts
March 23 2008 16:19 GMT
#10
On March 24 2008 00:10 Jibba wrote:
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HOLY MOTHER OF GOD IT WON'T STOP AND IT DOESNT WASH OFF

IT JUST KEEPS SPREADING TO EVERYTHING I TOUCH

ENJOY YOUR 2-PAK!!!!
o3.power91
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Bahrain5288 Posts
March 23 2008 16:30 GMT
#11
On March 24 2008 01:17 Nitrogen23 wrote:
Lol, capsaicin. That's what makes chillies/peppers so hot.

0.1% of capsaicin caused him to burn this much?
o3.power91
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Bahrain5288 Posts
March 23 2008 16:32 GMT
#12
On March 24 2008 01:08 Xiberia wrote:
Uh.. so what are the positive effects of using this?

I'd like to know too lol
p4fn2w
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
383 Posts
March 23 2008 16:38 GMT
#13
Maybe the pain puts your mind out of the arthiritis pain.
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-03-23 17:09:09
March 23 2008 17:06 GMT
#14
It's the same thing as any athletic cream like Icy/Hot or Bengay, only it doesn't smell awful and it works a LOT better. Too much better...

0.1% of capsaicin caused him to burn this much?
Yeah, lol. Bengay's active ingrediant is like 40%, this is .1%. Pure capsaicin is a 16,000,000 Scoville heat rating, Pepper spray is 5,000,000 max, Jalapenos are only like 8,000.

I put it on for my shoulder and washed my hands like 3 times, but it barely washes off so eventually my fingers started burning, and naturally being a male watching TV, my balls got lit up as well.

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jtan
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Sweden5891 Posts
March 23 2008 17:28 GMT
#15
I know your pain!

Atleast partly, I got cut some very hot chilipeppers into the food, got some of it on my hands and was stupid enough to go to the toilet afterwards

Felt like my dick was burning for the whole day
Enter a Uh
Falcynn
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3597 Posts
March 23 2008 18:35 GMT
#16
The worst is when you get it in your eyes, I was cutting some hot peppers for some food I was making and my eye was itching, so I rubbed and...well it took like an hour's worth of crying to get that shit out. With every other body part you can at least use milk to soothe the pain (I seriously thought everyone knew this), but when you get it in your eye...holy fuck (I was thinking about washing out my eyes with milk...but I wasn't 100% sure if having milk in my eyes would cause further problems or not).
o3.power91
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Bahrain5288 Posts
March 23 2008 19:56 GMT
#17
On March 24 2008 02:06 Jibba wrote:
It's the same thing as any athletic cream like Icy/Hot or Bengay, only it doesn't smell awful and it works a LOT better. Too much better...

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0.1% of capsaicin caused him to burn this much?
Yeah, lol. Bengay's active ingrediant is like 40%, this is .1%. Pure capsaicin is a 16,000,000 Scoville heat rating, Pepper spray is 5,000,000 max, Jalapenos are only like 8,000.

I put it on for my shoulder and washed my hands like 3 times, but it barely washes off so eventually my fingers started burning, and naturally being a male watching TV, my balls got lit up as well.


Wow. You have my sympathy man
BluzMan
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Russian Federation4235 Posts
March 23 2008 20:06 GMT
#18
There are ways you can die from this shit. Contact a doctor, not TL.net.
You want 20 good men, but you need a bad pussy.
Ancestral
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3230 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-03-23 20:21:30
March 23 2008 20:20 GMT
#19
Yes I've used this before for minor weigh training injuries. The pain is intense, and it solves nothing. Wait it out and enjoy TL.net attack!

Edit:
There are ways you can die from this shit. Contact a doctor, not TL.net.

I highly doubt it, it's a pretty widely available ointment :/
The Nature and purpose of the martial way are universal; all selfish desires must be roasted in the tempering fires of hard training. - Masutatsu Oyama
Play
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia608 Posts
March 23 2008 22:27 GMT
#20
On March 24 2008 05:06 BluzMan wrote:
There are ways you can die from this shit. Contact a doctor, not TL.net.


maybe if you like...eat it o_O alot
jmascis
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
March 23 2008 23:38 GMT
#21
On March 24 2008 07:27 p23s3 wrote:
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On March 24 2008 05:06 BluzMan wrote:
There are ways you can die from this shit. Contact a doctor, not TL.net.


maybe if you like...eat it o_O alot

It may actually save your life and kill your colon cancer if you do that.
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