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Canada784 Posts
I just remembered my most embarasing moment in my entire life, i believe that it was buried in my brain so deep, that i could not remember it at all. I used to be a pretty dam good baseball player, and when i was 14/15 ish i got asked by a little league manager to Umpire a few games. The pay was great about 20$ a game so I accepted.
I get there and everything is going great, then the game starts......
I swear i made every single call wrong, it was so hard to see if the pitches were strikes or balls, im used to curve balls and fast balls and shit and these kids are throwing loppers. I can only remember 2 specific parts of the game. The first part, is when the batter had 3 balls no strikes, 4th pitch comes in, I weakly call it a strike, THE COACH OF THE BATTERS TEAM stats calling comom take ur base and directing him to 1st base, the kid starts running half way there, i call out IT WAS A STRIKE! Kid comes back and coach starts shaking his head....fuck i felt like such a retard.
Another specific expirience was when the other coach askked me what, "the count" is i had no idea what it was, so i stood there looking at him for about 20 seconds and then reseumed play. I heard him say "LOL that kid doessnt even kno what a count is". It was the most terrible thing ever to happen, if you havent guessed already, i didnt get a call back.
  
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Baltimore, USA22258 Posts
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hahahahaahaha... that's pretty funny
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United States3573 Posts
lol epic failure
atleast you made 20$
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Canada784 Posts
I wouldnt do that again for 100 000$ it was so badddd
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United States3573 Posts
yea, there's nothing worse then failing, then knowing you're failing and not knowing wtf to do but sit and look like an idiot
lol
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hahahaha thats one to tell the kids~~
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LMFAO!!!
Were u nervous or were just having a bad day?
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You're lucky, some people have had MUCH more embarrassing moments xD Still pretty funny though.
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roflroflrodfl "that kid doesn't even know what a count is"
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ahahahahahahahaha, the way you typed it made it funy 
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Bahaha, reminds me of the time I was in baseball back in 5th grade, I am up to bat and I hit the ball to the outfield, left side. Thing is, the guy caught the ball and I didn't see so I kept running, running all the way to home plate.
I was out when I was half-way running to second base and I still kept running, I didn't hear anything, I just kept running.
Damn, was I fucking embarrassed when I came back to the dugout, but everyone was laughing their ass off and patting me on the shoulder, they had thought I was just fooling around, trying to be funny by continuing to run for home plate.
I got saved the worst embarrassment of my life. I can still remember being like "Oh my fucking god I'm a dumbass" the entirety of the game afterwards yet nobody knew that I didn't know that I was out XD
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I was pitching for my rec leagues all star game. I was doing great for 3 innings, but on the 4th I guess I got overconfident. I tried to throw a knuckleball just for the hell of it. I think it hit the floor 3/4 of the way to home plate. People were like o_O; wtf?
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