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mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
March 20 2008 07:07 GMT
#1
So I'm on SC, and my two friends are betting whether I (crap player, prolly D or something) can beat our other friend (complete noob, knows buildings/tech but no hotkeys) PvT only with cannon, obs, scout (ala Rekrul).

I win, my one friend owes the other a coffee. Whoopee.

So I decide to give the loser of the match (C-) a chance to win one back. He has to win against the other betting guy with only DA's and arbiters.

So he locks the guy in his base with a pylon gateway cannon matrix (outside nat, LT), and proceeds to take all other mains and nats.

Apparently my zerg friend (the bad player) doesn't know what to do apart from mass hydra/swarm.

Cliff gets cannoned, loses 2nd gas.

Feedback rapes defilers. If not, arbs stasis the units under swarm.

Cannon whore (what else are you supposed to do?).

gg.

Somehow I owe the guy who I won a coffee for-- a coffee.

DA arb guy ends up even.

w/e I have a big stash of pennies I need to get rid of.

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Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
March 20 2008 07:14 GMT
#2
i wanna play for burger king!
Ancestral
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3230 Posts
March 20 2008 08:36 GMT
#3
Shouldn't have allowed cannons.
The Nature and purpose of the martial way are universal; all selfish desires must be roasted in the tempering fires of hard training. - Masutatsu Oyama
Equinox_kr
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States7395 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-03-20 12:25:38
March 20 2008 12:25 GMT
#4
Hahahaha that was funny though ^_^

I played my buddy PvT with Scout Cannon with ... interesting results ~_~

edit: BTW I WANT TO TRY ARBITER DARK ARCHON SOUNDS FUNN
^-^
o3.power91
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Bahrain5288 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-03-20 15:30:51
March 20 2008 15:30 GMT
#5
Was ur friend allowed to use DTs for attack/defense in DA/Arbiter only?
mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
March 20 2008 22:49 GMT
#6
DTs had to be morphed immediately. No holding them on ramp or anything. If he had an odd number, he had to hold position in somewhere useless.
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spec. opps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States127 Posts
March 21 2008 00:15 GMT
#7
ok fun story
time is the biggest difference that can be made
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