EPTMy parents are the "typical" azn parents. Yell at u to study for ur SATs, stop playing starcraft, play more violin, and what not.
What im really concerned is how they act in public.
My dad does the yelling half of the part, and then my mom does the rest, including but not limited to
-speaking my name in chinglish
-telling me to play more violin
-trying to get me involved in school (as in more classes)-looks at me in that "o ur soooo gonna get it" kinda way
-unable to understand english unless i speak in chinglish
-Gets angry if u leave 5 minutes late ex: u normally leave for school at 7:15 and i leave at 7:20 and she starts bitching like there is no tomorrow.
-follows me around everywhere whenever possible.
-Yells when i stay 5 minutes past my curfew (its at 10 =0 )
-Yells when she sees me playing games
-Stays on the phone for 2+ hours at a time (rather short compared to some other moms i know)
-Loves korean dramas (its like she forgets about everything else when she is watching one =D )
-Dumbass with technology and needs me to fix her internet problems (its a god damn switch for crying out loud)
-gives me annoying answers and questions
for example...
"$20?!!!!!!!?!!?!?!?!!!??! WHAT FOR?!?!?!?!?!!?!!?"
"WHERE ARE U GOING TO BE? WHAT TIME ARE U GOING TO LEAVE? HOW ARE YOU GOING TO EAT? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PICK YOU UP? WHO ARE U GOING TO BE WITH? WHAT ARE GOING TO DO?
WHAT FOR??!?!?!!?!!?!!?!?"
^said at like 200 words a minute
" Tuck ur shirt in. You are going to get shot"
^ i dont live in a fucking ghetto (maybe a mexican ghetto but they dont have any shotguns or stuff)
"Put ur belt back in the loop. thats sex harassment"
^wtf? not my fault cloth belts dont stay where theyre supposed to be.
Ok i think thats enough for one day about my mom
Heres my dad
-yells
-yells some more
-yells on Sundays
-yells in Church
-yells his prayers
-yells his command
-yells in his sleep <---lol
-hands me more SAT books than my mom
-Screams like a little girl
-annoys me with his idea of a social life
-annoys me with his "scientific method of life"
-annoys me with his questions and answers
some famous quotes i remember
"If I ask a question, you need to answer"
~~What if the question was "How do u spell ur name?"
"Lets read the bible"
^ he pulls out a piece of paper and starts doing math
"You have any problems?"
^if i give him a problem, hes gonna run it through a machine and gives me 20 more problems just like the first problem.
"Im gonna go fix the house"
^Translation: im gonna screw around with it some more, because its already so screwed up no one is going to care if i screw around with it some more, meaning that hes gonna tap into some more pipelines, grab a stray sofa off the streets and puts it in the backyard, and things like that.
Now this last quote from my dad is to my fat, lazy, partially deaf brother who looks more like an Uncle Charlie if u know what i mean
"Even though u are deaf, u are blessed with many many other things.
*holds up an empty water bottle*
"See? Theres still water in here. Theres still some hope."
Ok there are so many things just wrong with this.
First of all, my brother isnt just deaf, hes got
-mental issues
-doesnt have proper grammar (i cant blame him for that)
-has social issues
-is 25 and still doesnt have a job
-25 and still doesnt have a life
-25 and still living in his moms house
-Acts like a 7 year old that took some hormones.
some famous quotes from him
"Jesse had eggs for breakfast."
"Jesse isnt eating his broccoli"
"Jesse isnt eating enough vegtables"
"Jesse didn't do his homework"
"Jesse stayed past his curfew"
And then he tells on me soooo many more times on things that a normal person wouldve kept quiet about, including but not limited to
-personal issues
-secret bills ( =x )
-OMFG JESSE HAS A MYSPACE GROUND HIM!! GROUND HIM!!!
and then some of my brother's famous answers
"Dont talk to strangers"
^keep in mind hes 25 (twenty-five)
"Im Thinking"
^I catch him a lot of times either:
-pretending that he is a power ranger and doing karate, beating up goonies. either that or trying to practice his bruce lee moves.
-his hands in his pants. no explanations needed or wanted. (although there was a shitload of anime on his screen...)
"I dont have any friends. They all punch me and when i get a bad grade on a test, they pat me on the back and say "good job, good job""
^ this is proof that he has no social life. He has like 2 friends that fit his criteria
" *grunt* "
^some times he doesnt know the proper english term to answer a question. either that or he doesnt understand my mom's chinglish.
Ok i think ive bitched enough about my family for one night.
