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Timebon3s
Profile Joined May 2018
Norway772 Posts
October 21 2021 21:54 GMT
#21
Amazing thread. Plz keep posting old stories this is a good read actually.
Did u ever play slayer or Sven?
iPlaY.NettleS
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Australia4453 Posts
October 22 2021 02:16 GMT
#22
Pretty sure there were a few battle reports of him on battlereports.com which is what was used pre-replay era but that site closed last year (though I do know who has the archives).

I just find it funny that he’s stopped talking about the MMO which he can make money from now, to argue over how good he was at starcraft over 20 years ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7PvoI6gvQs
MeSaber
Profile Joined December 2009
Sweden1235 Posts
October 22 2021 03:12 GMT
#23
Crazy stuff brah.
-.-
Dich
Profile Blog Joined October 2021
4 Posts
October 22 2021 07:28 GMT
#24
--- Nuked ---
Crizpy
Profile Joined May 2017
2 Posts
October 22 2021 10:06 GMT
#25
Haha Good one Jim xD

Seriously though plz stay don’t go away, this dead website needs you

User was banned for this post.
Jealous
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
10382 Posts
October 22 2021 12:22 GMT
#26
On October 22 2021 16:28 Dich wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 22 2021 11:16 iPlaY.NettleS wrote:
Pretty sure there were a few battle reports of him on battlereports.com which is what was used pre-replay era but that site closed last year (though I do know who has the archives).

I just find it funny that he’s stopped talking about the MMO which he can make money from now, to argue over how good he was at starcraft over 20 years ago.

The things people find funny .. sigh. Whatever happened to watching a stand-up comedy bit on youtube; upon which one would have too high a standard to find the fact that a moderator of this (an e-sport) site discredited a blogger's creative and labor investment by questioning his honesty as a statistician of his own e-sport-relevant achievement.

Lying is not a good way to ask for money, the fact that some defend this fact is more appalling than the weak and colloquially ignorant way in which you isolated the expression "I find it funny."
"The right to vote is only the oar of the slaveship, I wanna be free." -- бум бум сучка!
DeLoAdEr
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Japan527 Posts
Last Edited: 2021-10-22 17:34:33
October 22 2021 17:33 GMT
#27
What did you achieve in diablo2 hc?

> One of the first games in Human History to unlock all CPU CORES: 10-1000x performance of traditional video games.
Btw, this is completely untrue.
TT1
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada10073 Posts
October 22 2021 23:21 GMT
#28
theres a lot of paper gosus in the world
ab = tl(i) + tl(pc), the grand answer to every tl.net debate
feckless
Profile Joined July 2015
1099 Posts
Last Edited: 2021-10-23 18:55:54
October 23 2021 18:54 GMT
#29
To point out what may be the greatest irony in all of this:

Mr. CrazyJim (or is it Sir CrazyJim? I dunno, maybe you somehow also have a knighthood) quotes passages from the Bible. He also typically ends his posts with references to religion. Here is a sample:

Jesus forgives all. The world needs less hate and grudges. The world needs more love and forgiveness. Amen.


Based on these statements, we can assume OP is, themselves, religious. What is the major component of all religions? Faith. That is, to take a statement (or a story, or a passage, or a claim, etc.) at face value, without considering whether it is logically sound, factual, or true.

Consider the irony then: OP also has the propensity to make claims that are either baseless (ex: "#1 in everything"), likely exaggerated (ex: "#1 in everything"), completely untrue (ex: "#1 in everything"), or immeasurable by any standardized metric (ex: "#1 in everything"). Sound like anything we know? True, some of these statements might be there for marketing effect ("networking that breaks all the rules", what the hell does this even mean?). But taken as a whole, it would be laughable if it weren't so slimy.

This, of course, leads to further gaps in logic and seeming hypocrisies. Like, isn't lying a big no-no in Christianity? Oh wait, OP probably doesn't think he is lying.

Or how about the passage he quoted. The passage is reproduced below, but to summarize: "Luck is a factor."

Ecclesiastes9:11 I realized another thing, that in this world fast runners do not always win the races, and the brave do not always win the battles. The wise do not always earn a living, intelligent people do not always get rich, and capable people do not always rise to high positions. Bad luck happens to everyone.

Isn't it funny how (supposed) success is all due to my skills, my talents, my hard work, my genius, etc., but an email to spam is chalked up to bad luck? On some level this makes sense. Programming, religion, games: these are typically environments where luck is either mitigated or controlled (not that there aren't games where luck is a factor). Now that he is in the cutthroat and hard-luck world of business, where luck is an immeasurable factor, he is running into a wall. Not to mention, no matter how "great" you are, there are always people supporting you. If he actually gets the money here from any supportive people, OP will chalk it up to my business acumen?

Of course, one has to wonder how we can reconcile a universe that is controlled by a God but is also subject to luck. Maybe we have religion and God all wrong. Maybe God works on expected values.

All of this is to point out what has already been pointed out: it seems slimy to solicit money based on these grandiose claims.

PS: And, yes, my sole intention in posting this was to make not-so-subtle jabs at religion.
JohnnyBlaze420
Profile Joined March 2011
Australia820 Posts
October 24 2021 10:47 GMT
#30
On October 24 2021 03:54 feckless wrote:
To point out what may be the greatest irony in all of this:

Mr. CrazyJim (or is it Sir CrazyJim? I dunno, maybe you somehow also have a knighthood) quotes passages from the Bible. He also typically ends his posts with references to religion. Here is a sample:

Show nested quote +
Jesus forgives all. The world needs less hate and grudges. The world needs more love and forgiveness. Amen.


Based on these statements, we can assume OP is, themselves, religious. What is the major component of all religions? Faith. That is, to take a statement (or a story, or a passage, or a claim, etc.) at face value, without considering whether it is logically sound, factual, or true.

Consider the irony then: OP also has the propensity to make claims that are either baseless (ex: "#1 in everything"), likely exaggerated (ex: "#1 in everything"), completely untrue (ex: "#1 in everything"), or immeasurable by any standardized metric (ex: "#1 in everything"). Sound like anything we know? True, some of these statements might be there for marketing effect ("networking that breaks all the rules", what the hell does this even mean?). But taken as a whole, it would be laughable if it weren't so slimy.

This, of course, leads to further gaps in logic and seeming hypocrisies. Like, isn't lying a big no-no in Christianity? Oh wait, OP probably doesn't think he is lying.

Or how about the passage he quoted. The passage is reproduced below, but to summarize: "Luck is a factor."

Show nested quote +
Ecclesiastes9:11 I realized another thing, that in this world fast runners do not always win the races, and the brave do not always win the battles. The wise do not always earn a living, intelligent people do not always get rich, and capable people do not always rise to high positions. Bad luck happens to everyone.

Isn't it funny how (supposed) success is all due to my skills, my talents, my hard work, my genius, etc., but an email to spam is chalked up to bad luck? On some level this makes sense. Programming, religion, games: these are typically environments where luck is either mitigated or controlled (not that there aren't games where luck is a factor). Now that he is in the cutthroat and hard-luck world of business, where luck is an immeasurable factor, he is running into a wall. Not to mention, no matter how "great" you are, there are always people supporting you. If he actually gets the money here from any supportive people, OP will chalk it up to my business acumen?

Of course, one has to wonder how we can reconcile a universe that is controlled by a God but is also subject to luck. Maybe we have religion and God all wrong. Maybe God works on expected values.

All of this is to point out what has already been pointed out: it seems slimy to solicit money based on these grandiose claims.

PS: And, yes, my sole intention in posting this was to make not-so-subtle jabs at religion.


hahaha i loved this mate
.lets get weird
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary26003 Posts
Last Edited: 2021-10-26 14:50:31
October 26 2021 14:47 GMT
#31
On October 22 2021 01:09 CrazyJim wrote:
>How can you be #1 in StarCraft if you never won a StarCraft tournament?

Simple. I missed all the tourneys but one.

So weird. That exactly happened to me too, the real #1 BW player.

On October 21 2021 19:34 CrazyJim wrote:
1) One of the first games in Human History to unlock all CPU CORES: 10-1000x performance of traditional video games.

Only 10-1000x performance? The game I'm working on is 1000x - 10000000000000x performance.
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DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States46456 Posts
October 26 2021 19:34 GMT
#32
On October 26 2021 23:47 Chill wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 22 2021 01:09 CrazyJim wrote:
>How can you be #1 in StarCraft if you never won a StarCraft tournament?

Simple. I missed all the tourneys but one.

So weird. That exactly happened to me too, the real #1 BW player.


What really matters is whether or not CrazyJim has ever beaten Combat-Ex.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
EndingLife
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
United States1605 Posts
October 26 2021 19:45 GMT
#33
The legend is live and going to patch BW to his liking.
https://www.twitch.tv/vgmcrazyjim
Jealous
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
10382 Posts
October 26 2021 20:13 GMT
#34
#1 in StarCraft, WarCraft 3, Diablo 2, and any game he touches
#1,105,663 in LoL
"The right to vote is only the oar of the slaveship, I wanna be free." -- бум бум сучка!
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States46456 Posts
October 26 2021 20:20 GMT
#35
On October 27 2021 05:13 Jealous wrote:
#1 in StarCraft, WarCraft 3, Diablo 2, and any game he touches
#1,105,663 in LoL


Don't hate; he's in the top 56%!
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
Poopi
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
France13018 Posts
October 27 2021 08:48 GMT
#36
On October 27 2021 05:13 Jealous wrote:
#1 in StarCraft, WarCraft 3, Diablo 2, and any game he touches
#1,105,663 in LoL

What about the slower and more skilled version of LoL though?
WriterMaru
CrazyJim
Profile Joined February 2008
United States44 Posts
August 20 2024 08:03 GMT
#37
Xds'Grr said to me,"No one ever beats me!"

I said,"That's what #2 in the world says."

I played him 6 times. I won all 6.
TL legend:#1 world in games: Starcraft+BroodWar(all races),Warcraft3(random) 1v1/2v2/4v4/3v3 200-0/Diablo2 HC/C&C3/SC2 2v2. 100% victory rate vs Korean Pro Champions. First to 1500 wins War3 and did it as Random. Proof: www.crystalfighter.com/a.html
CrazyJim
Profile Joined February 2008
United States44 Posts
August 20 2024 08:11 GMT
#38
I'm the man who exposed CCP loserQ: https://www.crystalfighter.com/x.html

I get bad allies 100% of games, 100% of games.

Video run down about RIOT's rigged matchmaking patent:


YES RIOT HAS A PATENT ON RIGGING MATCHMAKING: https://crystalfighter.com/lol/loserq/proof2/

I was diamond when I sucked at LOL. Now I'm close to iron iv, since over 80% of games China gives me bad allies, and its 13,000 sample size.

You take Wayne Gretzky and have his goalie not stop shots but just take penalties, he won't win a game of hockey.

You take Babe Ruth and have his pitcher throw walks. He won't win a game of baseball.

CCP knows this and identifies their political enemies via algorithm: Taiwanese, Hong Kong, Tibetan, Jewish, Muslim or Chistian... Then you never will climb ladder.

Why would Communist China cheat and rig games? Well we know they cheat and rig the olympics, national diplomacy and also pay billions in propaganda in news and their own people. CCP is nothing but cheaters from the start, much like The Soviet Union.

But WHY? Well streamers have political influence. You make sure someone has 0 rank, and no one will watch them, lowering the ideology battle vector from your enemies.

You don't believe me? Click the links above. It reveals RIOT HAS A PATENT ON YOUR BEHAVIOR with Social Credit Score descriptions in it. Yeah, don't buy skins, this shit is rigged.
TL legend:#1 world in games: Starcraft+BroodWar(all races),Warcraft3(random) 1v1/2v2/4v4/3v3 200-0/Diablo2 HC/C&C3/SC2 2v2. 100% victory rate vs Korean Pro Champions. First to 1500 wins War3 and did it as Random. Proof: www.crystalfighter.com/a.html
CrazyJim
Profile Joined February 2008
United States44 Posts
Last Edited: 2024-08-20 08:13:39
August 20 2024 08:12 GMT
#39
I have 150,000 hours gaming, coding, design... So of course being the world's biggest video gamer, I make video games. Enjoy one I spent 10,000 hours on, and is playable for free:

https://store.steampowered.com/app/658480/Starfighter_General/



TL legend:#1 world in games: Starcraft+BroodWar(all races),Warcraft3(random) 1v1/2v2/4v4/3v3 200-0/Diablo2 HC/C&C3/SC2 2v2. 100% victory rate vs Korean Pro Champions. First to 1500 wins War3 and did it as Random. Proof: www.crystalfighter.com/a.html
CrazyJim
Profile Joined February 2008
United States44 Posts
August 20 2024 08:15 GMT
#40
I have a game that's like Gauntlet2 meets Diablo2:

Dungeon Run Black Roost Keep: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3024490/Dungeon_Run/

TL legend:#1 world in games: Starcraft+BroodWar(all races),Warcraft3(random) 1v1/2v2/4v4/3v3 200-0/Diablo2 HC/C&C3/SC2 2v2. 100% victory rate vs Korean Pro Champions. First to 1500 wins War3 and did it as Random. Proof: www.crystalfighter.com/a.html
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