The waitress was looking pretty cute even though she was required to wear a mask. Now over the past year I got into a weird habit of fetishizing masks on attractive females. I would play a game with myself of guessing if a chick was hot even though she was hiding most of her face.
The waitress was 5'4 skinny and dark blonde. She came over and asked me if I was ready to order and what drink I wanted. I ordered a cheeseburger with fries, and I was going to ask for a Sprite but wanted to be more sexy so asked if she had Corona. She laughed a little and said she didn't but the menu did.
Then I started coughing and asked her gently to come closer to hear me better because I made a lie that I was a singer and my voice was feeling rough. So she leaned in and I whispered to her that if she spit in my drink I would give her an extra tip after my meal.
Now she looked at me funny but she did not have any reaction to my comment so I thought everything will be okay. However after I received my food and drink I winked at her and she didn't look amused. I thought maybe she is having a bad day or maybe her boyfriend broke up with her.
Literally a few second later, her manager came to me and said "sorry sir we are not seating anyone after 7pm so your meal will be carryout only". I said BS there are people sitting here I am being discriminated. He said "it's new policy but we treat all customers the same". Then I got up from the chair and told him you are not going to have my business anymore and I will tell all my friends not to come here, and that I did not get to give my waitress any tip. He said "an employee complain about you tonight and we had to take proper action".
I told him give me the cute waitress phone number or I will take off my mask. He said "try it we will call the cops dude". I said I will not pay for my meal because the service is terrible. He shouted at my face "make up your damn mind why you want to tip if service is bad". But the bastard made me pay anyway. So in the end I went home and wrote a bad review on online.