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[Girl Blog] Flirting with Waitress

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artosisisthebest
Profile Blog Joined May 2020
United States15 Posts
Last Edited: 2021-03-18 00:30:22
March 18 2021 00:03 GMT
#1
The other day I went to eat outside and decided to finally sit down in a restaurant (instead of fast food takeout like I usually do). I was taking advantage of the fact many pandemic restrictions are being lifted in my area and wanted to have a nice meal all by myself. It was a weeknight and the place wasn't busy which I liked.

The waitress was looking pretty cute even though she was required to wear a mask. Now over the past year I got into a weird habit of fetishizing masks on attractive females. I would play a game with myself of guessing if a chick was hot even though she was hiding most of her face.

The waitress was 5'4 skinny and dark blonde. She came over and asked me if I was ready to order and what drink I wanted. I ordered a cheeseburger with fries, and I was going to ask for a Sprite but wanted to be more sexy so asked if she had Corona. She laughed a little and said she didn't but the menu did.

Then I started coughing and asked her gently to come closer to hear me better because I made a lie that I was a singer and my voice was feeling rough. So she leaned in and I whispered to her that if she spit in my drink I would give her an extra tip after my meal.

Now she looked at me funny but she did not have any reaction to my comment so I thought everything will be okay. However after I received my food and drink I winked at her and she didn't look amused. I thought maybe she is having a bad day or maybe her boyfriend broke up with her.

Literally a few second later, her manager came to me and said "sorry sir we are not seating anyone after 7pm so your meal will be carryout only". I said BS there are people sitting here I am being discriminated. He said "it's new policy but we treat all customers the same". Then I got up from the chair and told him you are not going to have my business anymore and I will tell all my friends not to come here, and that I did not get to give my waitress any tip. He said "an employee complain about you tonight and we had to take proper action".

I told him give me the cute waitress phone number or I will take off my mask. He said "try it we will call the cops dude". I said I will not pay for my meal because the service is terrible. He shouted at my face "make up your damn mind why you want to tip if service is bad". But the bastard made me pay anyway. So in the end I went home and wrote a bad review on online.

**
NrG.Bamboo
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States2756 Posts
March 18 2021 02:36 GMT
#2
Hell yes.

I choose to believe this actually happened.
I need to protect all your life you can enjoy the vibrant life of your battery
Just_a_Moth
Profile Joined March 2012
Canada1954 Posts
March 18 2021 02:56 GMT
#3
On March 18 2021 11:36 NrG.Bamboo wrote:
Hell yes.

I choose to believe this actually happened.

I was going to write something sarcastic, but instead I'm going to follow your lead and also believe this actually happened.

Hell yes.
9-BiT
Profile Blog Joined January 2012
United States1089 Posts
March 18 2021 03:36 GMT
#4
a hero of our time
kwark_uk: @father_sc learn to play maybe?
PESServo
Profile Joined March 2021
7 Posts
March 18 2021 07:03 GMT
#5
Degeneracy confirmed
Harris1st
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Germany6934 Posts
Last Edited: 2021-03-18 08:39:16
March 18 2021 08:39 GMT
#6
wrong thread sorry
Go Serral! GG EZ for Ence. Flashbang dance FTW
BigFan
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
TLADT24920 Posts
March 18 2021 13:00 GMT
#7
Pretty obvious this didn't happen, but nice try nonetheless.
Former BW EiC"Watch Bakemonogatari or I will kill you." -Toad, April 18th, 2017
WombaT
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Northern Ireland25534 Posts
March 18 2021 13:08 GMT
#8
What happened to ‘the customer is always right’? What times we live in...
'You'll always be the cuddly marsupial of my heart, despite the inherent flaws of your ancestry' - Squat
catplanetcatplanet
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
3830 Posts
March 18 2021 14:44 GMT
#9
On March 18 2021 09:03 artosisisthebest wrote:
I was going to ask for a Sprite but wanted to be more sexy so asked if she had Corona

That's so fucking hot.
I think it's finally time to admit it might not be the year of Pet
.gypsy
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Canada689 Posts
March 18 2021 18:45 GMT
#10
On March 18 2021 22:00 BigFan wrote:
Pretty obvious this didn't happen, but nice try nonetheless.


oh??
https://www.twitch.tv/gypsy93
iPlaY.NettleS
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Australia4335 Posts
March 18 2021 21:56 GMT
#11
Lol @ this guy's post history
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7PvoI6gvQs
JieXian
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Malaysia4677 Posts
Last Edited: 2021-03-19 09:04:26
March 19 2021 08:26 GMT
#12
hahahahahahahahaha
On March 18 2021 22:08 WombaT wrote:
What happened to ‘the customer is always right’? What times we live in...

yea it seems like the world is going to end
Please send me a PM of any song you like that I most probably never heard of! I am looking for people to chat about writing and producing music | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noD-bsOcxuU |
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44441 Posts
March 19 2021 21:02 GMT
#13
I believe your TL name, but I don't believe your story.

Surely you would have ordered a Bud Light instead of Corona.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44441 Posts
March 19 2021 21:03 GMT
#14
On March 19 2021 06:56 iPlaY.NettleS wrote:
Lol @ this guy's post history


Best post history ever.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
Ryzel
Profile Joined December 2012
United States529 Posts
March 20 2021 13:54 GMT
#15
10/10 would spit in your drink again
Hakuna Matata B*tches
XenOsky
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Chile2277 Posts
March 21 2021 02:25 GMT
#16
Happened to me once.
StarCraft & Audax Italiano.
BigFan
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
TLADT24920 Posts
March 22 2021 15:07 GMT
#17
On March 19 2021 03:45 .gypsy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 18 2021 22:00 BigFan wrote:
Pretty obvious this didn't happen, but nice try nonetheless.


oh??

psychic powers obviously
Former BW EiC"Watch Bakemonogatari or I will kill you." -Toad, April 18th, 2017
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
April 12 2021 17:31 GMT
#18
No fake girl blogs please
RIP Aaliyah
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