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linestein
Profile Blog Joined June 2018
United States210 Posts
Last Edited: 2020-08-31 13:37:00
August 31 2020 10:53 GMT
#1
[image loading]
You by: Jeffrey Haynes



"Hello, Baskin Robbins," said Stanislovski.

"Hello, Stanislovski," replied Baskin Robbins. "Do you know the name of the Earth?"

"The name of the Earth, Baskin Robbins?" Replied Stanislovski.

"Yes, the name of the Earth."

"The name of the Earth is Zonama Sekot."

"Oh, really?"

"Yes."



"What do you think of all this, Baskin Robbins?" Said Stanislovski.

"Nothing in particular, am I thinking." Said Baskin Robbins.

"So you think nothing in particular about it?" Said Stanislovski.

"Yes, that's right, Stanislovski," Said Baskin Robbins.

"But why not?"

"There's nothing to think about?"

"Is that true? You must be quite focused."

"Yes, I suppose I am."

"Yes. Indeed, it seems you are thinking quite hard."

"Is that true?"

"Yes. I am convinced of it. You seem not only preoccupied but really focused."

"Yes. That is possible." Replied Baskin Robbins. "I suppose I am indeed really focused."

"Yes. Quite."

"I was hoping you would tell me a tale of a world far away."

"As though the entire universe had landed on the Earth at one moment."

"As though it could."

"But isn't that what is predicted by the Sun of Darkness?"

"Yes. The Sun of Darkness was predicted to begin at some point nearby."

"Really?"

"Yes. Indeed."

"How shocking."

"But what does it intend?"

"The Sun of Darkness is the age in which the Buddha leaves the Earth and becomes a Celestial God."

"Isn't that shocking."

"But how does that relate to us?"

"Well, we do not know what might comprise a point of light for the Buddha."

"No, I guess we don't."

"Could you elaborate on how it is possible for the Buddha to leave the Earth."

"The Buddha's tenure is over."

"Is it really?"

"No, of course not. I am just joking."

"Oh, I see."

"Yes, it is quite impossible for the Buddha to meaningfully leave the Earth."

"I see."

"And where would the Buddha go if it were not on Earth."

"The Buddha would go somewhere else."

"So in the Sun of Darkness the Earth will be possessed by the Ghost of the Buddha?"

"No."

"OK."

"But the Buddha is leaving Earth?"

"Yes."

"Interesting."

"So where is the Buddha going?"

"I suppose only the Buddha knows that."

"Really."

"Could the Buddha vanish from the Earth?"

"Yes, I suppose. If the Earth would destroyed by Aliens or by Humans--then the Buddha would leave the Earth."

"is that true?"

"Yes. It's basically true."

"How interesting."

"Yes. It's really fascinating."

"So what is the Buddha?"

"How can the Buddha leave Earth?"

"There are two ways. The first is to travel to the Moon. The second is to travel to Mars."

"Is that the case?"

"Yes."

"So which one is possible?"

"Traveling to Mars is impossible, but traveling to the Moon is possible."

"Yes. I suppose that's true."

"We will travel to Mars before we travel to anywhere else."

"Yes. I suppose so."

"Could Zenama Sekot be anything else?"

"Certainly."

"Suppose the Earth were either Teleological, Tautological, or Topological."

"Which is it?"

"Well, it certainly isn't topological."

"No. I guess it isn't."

"No it isn't."

"But what if the Earth were Topological?"

"Then what?"

"I don't know."



[image loading]
Fire by: Jeffrey Haynes

"So what do you think about everything?"

"I couldn't tell you."

"Really?"

"No."

"Really?"

"No."



[image loading]

About the Author: Jeff '405IRI54' Haynes is the author of several books and publications. His most acclaimed is The Real World, a philosophy book & novel. The Real World deals with causation, ontology, and fortune. It discusses outlandish possibilities like alternate universes, different dimensions, Star Wars scenarios within our own universe, and several fictional realities based on the nature of computers and information. Jeff is also the author of 'The Tale of Revalde Raithe,' a complex science fiction novel about the heroic Revalde Raithe, an entrepreneurial genius and scientist.


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"You can wish to be rich, you can wish to be tall. You can wish away the haters, you just gimme a call" ---Will Smith & DJ Khaled "Friend Like Me (End Title)"
HornyHerring
Profile Joined March 2011
Papua New Guinea1059 Posts
September 01 2020 10:04 GMT
#2
That's some unreadable gibberish.
oh, hai
linestein
Profile Blog Joined June 2018
United States210 Posts
September 01 2020 14:35 GMT
#3
On September 01 2020 19:04 HornyHerring wrote:
That's some unreadable gibberish.


You're banned. Don't post, comment, message me, or rate my blog.
"You can wish to be rich, you can wish to be tall. You can wish away the haters, you just gimme a call" ---Will Smith & DJ Khaled "Friend Like Me (End Title)"
Apom
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
France656 Posts
September 01 2020 16:56 GMT
#4
He is correct though.

Also did you know that zonama is an anagram of Amazon?
Jerubaal
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States7684 Posts
September 01 2020 22:40 GMT
#5
Is the author a fictional persona? I could not find any of those books.
I'm not stupid, a marauder just shot my brain.
TelecoM
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States10893 Posts
September 02 2020 00:05 GMT
#6
Really interesting thought process with the art pieces, I enjoyed your artwork and story that went with it. Thanks for sharing.
AKA: TelecoM[WHITE] Protoss fighting
9-BiT
Profile Blog Joined January 2012
United States1089 Posts
September 02 2020 04:18 GMT
#7
nice
kwark_uk: @father_sc learn to play maybe?
linestein
Profile Blog Joined June 2018
United States210 Posts
September 02 2020 08:47 GMT
#8
On September 02 2020 07:40 Jerubaal wrote:
Is the author a fictional persona? I could not find any of those books.


It is an old favourite.

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Zonama_Sekot
"You can wish to be rich, you can wish to be tall. You can wish away the haters, you just gimme a call" ---Will Smith & DJ Khaled "Friend Like Me (End Title)"
linestein
Profile Blog Joined June 2018
United States210 Posts
September 02 2020 10:05 GMT
#9
On September 02 2020 01:56 Apom wrote:
He is correct though.

Also did you know that zonama is an anagram of Amazon?


Very astute Observation. My name is Jeff, and I did not even see that.
"You can wish to be rich, you can wish to be tall. You can wish away the haters, you just gimme a call" ---Will Smith & DJ Khaled "Friend Like Me (End Title)"
Jerubaal
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States7684 Posts
September 02 2020 17:36 GMT
#10
On September 02 2020 17:47 linestein wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 02 2020 07:40 Jerubaal wrote:
Is the author a fictional persona? I could not find any of those books.


It is an old favourite.

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Zonama_Sekot


You didn't answer my question.
I'm not stupid, a marauder just shot my brain.
linestein
Profile Blog Joined June 2018
United States210 Posts
Last Edited: 2020-09-02 19:09:11
September 02 2020 19:08 GMT
#11
On September 03 2020 02:36 Jerubaal wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 02 2020 17:47 linestein wrote:
On September 02 2020 07:40 Jerubaal wrote:
Is the author a fictional persona? I could not find any of those books.


It is an old favourite.

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Zonama_Sekot


You didn't answer my question.


Neither book is published. The Real World is 139,617 Words. The Tale of Revalde Raithe is 166,187 Words. I also write poetry and illustrated fiction.

If fortune is willing, I might publish the books digitally in a year or two--when they are complete.
"You can wish to be rich, you can wish to be tall. You can wish away the haters, you just gimme a call" ---Will Smith & DJ Khaled "Friend Like Me (End Title)"
Jerubaal
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States7684 Posts
September 03 2020 16:17 GMT
#12
I see, I see.
I'm not stupid, a marauder just shot my brain.
linestein
Profile Blog Joined June 2018
United States210 Posts
Last Edited: 2020-09-04 13:39:13
September 04 2020 13:30 GMT
#13
On September 04 2020 01:17 Jerubaal wrote:
I see, I see.


Imagine being placed into Low Prio on DotA 2. lol.

I'm even a Plus Customer, lol.
"You can wish to be rich, you can wish to be tall. You can wish away the haters, you just gimme a call" ---Will Smith & DJ Khaled "Friend Like Me (End Title)"
AttackZerg
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States7699 Posts
September 11 2020 04:09 GMT
#14
On September 01 2020 23:35 linestein wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 01 2020 19:04 HornyHerring wrote:
That's some unreadable gibberish.


You're banned. Don't post, comment, message me, or rate my blog.

Are you going to write fan-fiction about how you used a persona to post as a persona on tl.net before you were banned?

To kes a-man-on-z funny bone.
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