EPTAnyway, some of you might know that I'm from Montréal, Québec and last week-end, we were celebrating our "national" day. I hate big holidays like this. Why do you need so much fucking preparation? If you want to go to a fun place to celebrate, you NEED to be free for 4 days, drive for 3 hours to go to THE party. I obviously couldn't get a free week-end for this so I ended going to my city's party with a girl from where I work.
Thanks for reading up to here, now it gets good ^^.
So yeah since I'm cheap and lazy, I don't own a car nor have my driver's liscence, so we ended going by bus. A bunch of already drunk kids were already in there, waving Québec flags like there was no tomorrow: the festivities had already started.
I couldn't help but notice that some people in there were out of place. 2 black males, probably cousins of Chamillionaire (they looked like twins to me), were in the back and didn't seem too happy with the ambiance on the bus ride. For a reason still unknown to me, they got into an argument with a rather fat white guy. Obviously the argument didn't last for long as neither of them spoke the other's language.
This is when the shit hit the fan. Manly black guy #1 hit fat kid in the back with 3 fists full of anger. Seemingly unfased, the white guy turned around and was like "Kessé tu veux calisse?" (What the hell do you want?). Then the black guys, seeing their low rates of getting out of the bus ride alive, decided to pull out the ultimate weapon: the pepper spray!
Now I have nothing against self-defense and all, but I think it should be illegal to carry a pepper spray can if you're not a woman. But I have to give him credit tho, he still tried to be manly and/or gangster like while spraying his stuff. His can was inclined on the right side as if he were holding a gun, like a true gangster and shouted:
"WHAT'CHA GONNA DO?"
So basically everyone started choking and crying because he must've sprayed his entire bottle to get out of the bus alive, except me. Being the Starcraft player that I am and high strategist that I think I am, I cleverly opened the window and took a big breathe of fresh air. Miracle! I wasn't choking or crying! Seeing how manly I was, I covered my friend's eyes with my arm and told her not to worry. I immediately took my mind off her so I could watch the whole scene: People crying, choking, swearing and some of them were still drinking.
So after spraying his thing, black guy #1 and #2 had to go over like 20 drunken people to get to the door or they would get slaughtered. I still don't know how they both managed to get out, but they somehow did. A moment later, I saw the funniest image I've ever seen in my life. 20, maybe 30 white guys with beers and flags ran after the two black guys. It was rather short lived. Black people don't win Olympic medals for nothing. Boy they can run. Since the white guys knew they couldn't catch them, they went back to the bus.
The bus driver made us exit the bus for obvious reason. When we got back in, I couldn't help but notice that the black guys' dates were still there; 2 white girls too frightened to say anything. I also noticed another black guy in there. It must've been the worst day of his life. He didn't do shit, but was in a bus filled with drunken and angered white kids screaming "I'M GOING TO KILL THOSE NIGGERS!" through tears. So after a very emotion filled bus ride, we finally arrived at our destination.
Then it happened. Black guys literally came out of the bushes and surrounded the bus. The white guys were going absolutely nuts. My friend was absolutely terrified. She had tears in her eyes and made one of those facial expression you never forget. I was like "Don't worry they like white women."
Anyway, the black guys were on the left side of the bus and we were going out from the right side. I took my friend by the hand and walked out of there like I had a protoss shield. A bunch of aggressive black guys passed by me and I looked at them in the eyes. I was twice the size of them all, so they obviously didn't bother me. When my friend was finally safe and had calmed down, I snuck a peak behind me.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
Holy fucking shit like 20 black guys and 20 white guys were fighting for their lives! Beer bottles for the white guys, knifes and probably pepper spray for the black guys. Fortunately, no one used weapons. A good old ass whooping! The cops were finally able to seperate everyone. It was the most awesome thing I had ever seen in my life.
Thanks for reading!
BTW I'm sure some of you remember the fat kid who drank a whole bottle of epicac. He strikes back (with a shirt on this time) in a nice little prank I wanted to share with you guys.
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