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CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11593 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-10-08 20:40:01
June 06 2007 09:50 GMT
#1


****
Calendar@ Fish Server: `iOps]..Stark
Pressure
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
7326 Posts
June 06 2007 09:55 GMT
#2
Oh my god, how'd the rest of it go?
I'd imagine it would be awkward as HELL. i'd run out like a pussy T.T
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20154 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-06-06 10:18:39
June 06 2007 09:57 GMT
#3
"Want in?"
"Feeling like a father"
"She sucks in bed"
"I'm just trying to make you jealous"
"My ass is still sore, her schlong is huge"
"Did you get the blood out of her panties?"
"If you take a few X's out of her name, it could be on the cover of a porn mag/flick"
"A better question is how do feel knowing your little girl's tight vagina has been deflowered by my throbbing manpole"

I can go all day, thanks for the short distraction from my chem hw.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
Monoxide
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada1190 Posts
June 06 2007 10:11 GMT
#4
On June 06 2007 18:57 decafchicken wrote:
"Want in?"
"Feeling like a father"
"She sucks in bed"
"I'm just trying to make you jealous"
"My ass is still sore, her schlong is huge"
"Did you get the blood out of her panties?"
"If you take a few X's out of her name, it could be on the cover of a porn mag/flick"
"A better question is how do feel knowing your little girl has been tight vagina deflowered by my throbbing manpole"

I can go all day, thanks for the hort distraction from my chem hw.


LOL ya.... try that...... LOL anyone of those and you would need a new girlfriend...
funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9376 Posts
June 06 2007 11:16 GMT
#5
LOL.
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The Storyteller
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
Singapore2486 Posts
June 06 2007 11:30 GMT
#6
"Hungry for more" would seem appropriate.
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20154 Posts
June 06 2007 12:08 GMT
#7
"Hungry for more"
"I'm no longer confused as to the meaning of bestiality"
"Where did she get those handcuffs"
"I'm fine, but she probably has a sore throat"
"Im kind of pissed the camera battery died"
"Do you know any website designers?"

g'night
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
June 06 2007 12:18 GMT
#8
"Well, I didn't just fuck your daughter. I did a lot of other things to her too."
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GongKyuckTerran
Profile Joined March 2006
Croatia1096 Posts
June 06 2007 12:38 GMT
#9
"Hi, you just fucked my daughter, how are you?"

yes i did,now it's your turn mom
Ultras di Spalato, Etre et durer
crazyjew
Profile Joined July 2004
Canada44 Posts
June 06 2007 12:48 GMT
#10
"does anal count?"
NastyMarine
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States1252 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-06-06 13:09:58
June 06 2007 13:08 GMT
#11
you dont react unless you laugh. the best thing to do is wait to make jokes at a later point if you become comfortable with them (when a say a later time, i mean a few days). If she said it in a playful tone, don't change the subject, just leave your girlfriend to lead the conversation.
Treatin' fools since '87
HappyFeetO_O
Profile Joined June 2007
China350 Posts
June 06 2007 13:33 GMT
#12
If it were me I would probably just chuckle and say yes. I guess not much really fazes me personally though.
Bird sings why the caged I know
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36390 Posts
June 06 2007 13:36 GMT
#13
omfg hahahahah

she's either the coolest or weirdest mom ever
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CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11593 Posts
June 06 2007 18:28 GMT
#14
shes the coolest not weirdest
Calendar@ Fish Server: `iOps]..Stark
FirstBorn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Romania3955 Posts
June 21 2007 16:11 GMT
#15
"Hi, you just fucked my daughter, how are you?"
"Yeah, I did, is that really so obvious ?"
SonuvBob: Yes, the majority of TL is college-aged, and thus clearly stupid.
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