The Sims Battle Report 1

This is Bob.


Bob is homeless and loves his pet flamingo ornaments.


Bob likes to sit out on his front lawn all day and guard his valuable possessions.


Whenever Bob gets hungry, he opens the big metal can in front of him to eat. One day he wonders if it’ll run out of food!


Sometimes that no-good newspaper girl comes by and leaves trash on his lawn, which Bob doesn’t like.


One day, Bob was reading the newspaper and saw that his mother had died and left him an inheritance. “Hooray!” Bob thought.


Bob built the nicest pool that his good mother’s fortune could afford, and moved Pinker and Stinker right next to the water so they could partake in some of the excitement too!


Unfortunately, Bob forgot he couldn’t swim, and drowned.


Pinker and Stinker, Bob’s pet ornamental flamingos, were soon afterwards cremated by the city and set to rest by Bob’s side.


And so ends this tragic tale of one man's misfortune.