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TwoTrickPony
Profile Blog Joined November 2015
30 Posts
March 29 2017 22:02 GMT
#1
I was sitting on the table, a menacing hand appears from above holding a pizza cutter. I lay down accepting my fate.

The inevitability of fate as it is delivered

I get the pizza box and bring it into my room, the corner of the carpet catches my foot, the pizza box flies out from my hands and lands of the floor. I hurriedly rush over to the box and open it, cheese stuck to the lid of the box and tomato sauce splattered everywhere, I pause a moment, palms sweating as the panic washes over me. A decision is made, I get down on my hands and knees lowering my quivering lips to the cheese laden surface of cardboard and begin slurping up the cheese and sauce.

The only shame i feel is that I hesitated

My opponent lays down the word peanut intersecting horizontally with the vertical word band, straight through the letter N and landing on a double word score, 16 points.
I look at my letters I Z A O U I E sitting in my tray, I pick up the letter Z and place it above the A in peanut and left of the A in band directly over a triple letter square spelling the word za twice, 62 points. "What the hell does za mean!?" "It means pizza my friend, it means pizza".

~pizza will set you free~

Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
March 29 2017 22:21 GMT
#2
People who say "za" instead of "pizza" should not reproduce. These are the times when eugenics is necessary.
imgbaby
Profile Blog Joined May 2015
158 Posts
March 29 2017 22:48 GMT
#3
On March 30 2017 07:21 Chairman Ray wrote:
People who say "za" instead of "pizza" should not reproduce. These are the times when eugenics is necessary.

za will set you free~
Like a bird on a wire, like a drunk in some midnight choir I have tried in my way to be free
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32051 Posts
March 30 2017 14:47 GMT
#4
On March 30 2017 07:21 Chairman Ray wrote:
People who say "za" instead of "pizza" should not reproduce. These are the times when eugenics is necessary.

fo REAL
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TwoTrickPony
Profile Blog Joined November 2015
30 Posts
March 30 2017 16:31 GMT
#5
On March 30 2017 07:21 Chairman Ray wrote:
People who say "za" instead of "pizza" should not reproduce. These are the times when eugenics is necessary.


don't hate the playa, hate the game
TwoTrickPony
Profile Blog Joined November 2015
30 Posts
Last Edited: 2017-03-30 16:56:41
March 30 2017 16:49 GMT
#6
On March 30 2017 23:47 QuanticHawk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 30 2017 07:21 Chairman Ray wrote:
People who say "za" instead of "pizza" should not reproduce. These are the times when eugenics is necessary.

fo REAL


it seems like you need some relaxation meditation
pebble444
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Italy2497 Posts
April 01 2017 16:48 GMT
#7
Double wammy straight flush draw, sounds like. Did you have a queen in your hand?
"Awaken my Child, and embrace the Glory that is your Birthright"
TwoTrickPony
Profile Blog Joined November 2015
30 Posts
April 02 2017 01:22 GMT
#8
On April 02 2017 01:48 pebble444 wrote:
Double wammy straight flush draw, sounds like. Did you have a queen in your hand?


No, I only had 12 squires, 3 jesters and 1 ferret. Luckily while they weren't looking I grabbed the bag of cheetos and made a run for it.
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