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parkufarku
Profile Blog Joined March 2014
882 Posts
October 28 2015 05:16 GMT
#1
So it's 1 AM and I was thinking. I am slowly reaching 30 and my hair has thinned a little bit, but no where close to balding. It seems like, every year, we hear that the baldness cure is going to be released in the next 3~4 years, but it never really shows up.

Baldness treatment and therapies, and hoax medicines make a fortune. It's a huge industry to that rips off men. If they really came out with a medicine that reverses or simply stops balding with 0 side effects, it would destroy the industry as we all know it. Is it simply coincidence that the only proven anti-balding 'cures' also happen to have the side effect that it kills your boners (something that all men do not want).

Call me tinfoil conspiracist, but I honestly think that the cure has come out already, but the hair industry that makes a killing won't let it come out. I heard stemcell method can reverse hair loss but you can never find that much information about it online.

What do you guys think? Would love an honest discussion on this.

notesfromunderground
Profile Blog Joined September 2015
188 Posts
October 28 2015 05:18 GMT
#2
bunch of bullshit conspiracy theory
JimmyJRaynor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada17737 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-10-28 05:38:11
October 28 2015 05:37 GMT
#3
minoxidil/rogaine worked for me over the course of 4 months; i had to apply it every day.
i got lazy and stopped using it and now my hair is falling out again.

i'll be bald in 10 years; i'm too lazy to do anything about it.
Ray Kassar To David Crane : "you're no more important to Atari than the factory workers assembling the cartridges"
riotjune
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States3394 Posts
October 28 2015 05:52 GMT
#4
If you're balding might as well take it all off like this guy

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zinedine_Zidane
notesfromunderground
Profile Blog Joined September 2015
188 Posts
October 28 2015 06:02 GMT
#5
It's clear that his fashion inspiration should be THIS guy
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MAKE PARKUFARKU'S HAIR GREAT AGAIN


JimmyJRaynor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada17737 Posts
October 28 2015 06:30 GMT
#6
Shave your head like this guy!

Ray Kassar To David Crane : "you're no more important to Atari than the factory workers assembling the cartridges"
riotjune
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States3394 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-10-28 07:03:24
October 28 2015 07:01 GMT
#7
Stone Cold is the fucking cure.
JieXian
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Malaysia4677 Posts
October 28 2015 11:05 GMT
#8
On October 28 2015 15:30 JimmyJRaynor wrote:
Shave your head like this guy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_y3OOQniDU


haha you sure like this video

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hymn
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Bulgaria832 Posts
October 28 2015 13:43 GMT
#9
What do you mean by cure? Androgynous balding is not a disease, it doesn't need a cure.
This is a natural process and it's explained by hormonal levels in the blood.
The thing with hormones is that you can not simply take more if they are low or do some drug that decreases a said hormone. Because all the side effects with hormones are strictly dose specific. And more, if you do some hormone the hypophyseal gland will force the body to do more of some other hormone in order to restore the balance and you're fucked.
If I start to go bold I will just shave with a razor. I do this even now so I couldn't care less for balding.
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Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-10-28 16:15:18
October 28 2015 16:14 GMT
#10
Hair products companies have a lot to gain from people actually having hair. If you're not balding you'll be buying more fucking shampoo. There's no motive. Balding = people who shave their hair and don't buy your fancy chemicals.

Conclusion: If hair product companies had a solution, they'd patent the fuck out of it and sell it in 3-packs. You balding? Use this fancy small bottle that costs $120 that is called pRoroepodoxin420, and then be sure to use the free included pRoroepodoxin420+ shampoo and the pRoroepodoxin420-23 conditioner that activates the pRoroepodoxin420. Be sure to use it twice a day.

$
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
Espers
Profile Joined August 2009
United Kingdom606 Posts
October 28 2015 16:20 GMT
#11
i seriously doubt that, do you think the same is true of cancer? cancer treatment = goldmine in the states. definitely there's less incentive to spend money on research for cures because of the money made from treatment
parkufarku
Profile Blog Joined March 2014
882 Posts
October 28 2015 16:31 GMT
#12
On October 29 2015 01:14 Djzapz wrote:
Hair products companies have a lot to gain from people actually having hair. If you're not balding you'll be buying more fucking shampoo. There's no motive. Balding = people who shave their hair and don't buy your fancy chemicals.

Conclusion: If hair product companies had a solution, they'd patent the fuck out of it and sell it in 3-packs. You balding? Use this fancy small bottle that costs $120 that is called pRoroepodoxin420, and then be sure to use the free included pRoroepodoxin420+ shampoo and the pRoroepodoxin420-23 conditioner that activates the pRoroepodoxin420. Be sure to use it twice a day.

$


But it wouldn't be the hair companies themselves, but the baldness treating companies that have something to lose. And these companies are different altogether, no?
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
October 28 2015 16:57 GMT
#13
On October 29 2015 01:31 parkufarku wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 29 2015 01:14 Djzapz wrote:
Hair products companies have a lot to gain from people actually having hair. If you're not balding you'll be buying more fucking shampoo. There's no motive. Balding = people who shave their hair and don't buy your fancy chemicals.

Conclusion: If hair product companies had a solution, they'd patent the fuck out of it and sell it in 3-packs. You balding? Use this fancy small bottle that costs $120 that is called pRoroepodoxin420, and then be sure to use the free included pRoroepodoxin420+ shampoo and the pRoroepodoxin420-23 conditioner that activates the pRoroepodoxin420. Be sure to use it twice a day.

$


But it wouldn't be the hair companies themselves, but the baldness treating companies that have something to lose. And these companies are different altogether, no?

I don't think so. Hair products companies employ chemists and chemical engineer type folks who work on baldness treatments and everything hair related because they're the ones who have the most to gain out of it. They do their own R&D in-house and they already have the expertise on hair related stuff.

And if there are firms doing R&D specifically on baldness treatments, they'd have a lot to gain from selling something that actually works. And given the nature of "baldness", I can't imagine it'd be a one-pill and you're good forever. The market would boom when something that works reliably hit the market and they'd sell gallons of the stuff and people would buy it for decades.
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
Kaeru
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Sweden552 Posts
October 28 2015 19:46 GMT
#14
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JieXian
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Malaysia4677 Posts
October 29 2015 07:47 GMT
#15
You're all talking about cancer and baldness but you've forgotten about something bigger and more important: Death and the medical industry.


Medical treatment and therapies, and hoax medicines make a fortune. It's a huge industry to that rips off men. If they really came out with a medicine that reverses or simply stops death with 0 side effects, it would destroy the medical industry as we all know it. Is it simply coincidence that the only proven anti-death 'cures' also happen to have the side effect that it kills you outright (something that all men do not want).

Call me tinfoil conspiracist, but I honestly think that the cure has come out already, but the medical industry that makes a killing won't let it come out. I heard stemcell method can reverse death but you can never find that much information about it online.
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L_Master
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States8017 Posts
October 30 2015 03:52 GMT
#16
On October 29 2015 16:47 JieXian wrote:
You're all talking about cancer and baldness but you've forgotten about something bigger and more important: Death and the medical industry.

Show nested quote +

Medical treatment and therapies, and hoax medicines make a fortune. It's a huge industry to that rips off men. If they really came out with a medicine that reverses or simply stops death with 0 side effects, it would destroy the medical industry as we all know it. Is it simply coincidence that the only proven anti-death 'cures' also happen to have the side effect that it kills you outright (something that all men do not want).

Call me tinfoil conspiracist, but I honestly think that the cure has come out already, but the medical industry that makes a killing won't let it come out. I heard stemcell method can reverse death but you can never find that much information about it online.


I can't tell if this is sarcastic? Assuming it's not...you can't stop death with medicine. People will still get run over by trucks. Airplanes will still crash. People will still choose to stay when a hurricane comes and die. Etc.

Maybe you're referring to aging? That we absolutely can stop, and will at some point. In terms of destroying the medical industry...it absolutely would not. Especially at first we are likely to prevent aging by curtailing various facets that cause aging, meaning many different drugs or treatments necessary. Which in turn means massive profit to be made.

Even in the far off end point where you might have some super pill that contains everything you need and perfectly delivers each molecule of drug to specific cellular targets exactly as needed...well you still have a pill you are selling.

And there will always be new viruses, bacteria, etc. arising in the environment.

EffOrt and Soulkey Hwaiting!
L_Master
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States8017 Posts
October 30 2015 04:26 GMT
#17
On October 28 2015 14:16 parkufarku wrote:
I heard stemcell method can reverse hair loss but you can never find that much information about it online.


"Stemcell method" doesn't really mean anything as it's incredibly broad. A bit like saying "the drug method is great for killing bacterial infections". Sure, it could be, but what drugs are we talking about? In what manner are they being used?

If you're referring to using EpSC's to produce both epidermis and dermal papillae and graft onto the skin, then yes it will probably work in the future, but right now the techniques involved are not sufficiently advanced or cost effective to make it a treatment option.

On October 28 2015 14:16 parkufarku wrote:
If they really came out with a medicine that reverses or simply stops balding with 0 side effects,it would destroy the industry as we all know it.


Certainly not. They would just market whatever treatment or drug that eliminates baldness and sell it for loads of money. Then their is the aforementioned hair-care industry that benefits from people having hair, not going bald.

On October 28 2015 22:43 hymn wrote:
What do you mean by cure? It doesn't need a cure.


Depends on preference. In many societies/cultures balding is not seen as an especially favorable trait. It may be naturally occurring, but for vanity reasons if nothing else there are still reasons to want a cure.

On October 28 2015 22:43 hymn wrote:
Androgynous balding is not a disease. This is a natural process and it's explained by hormonal levels in the blood.


Balding, for most, is not a disease in and of itself. However, the underlying cause that results in the changes in regulation of key players such as testosterone, receptors, key enzymes DHT, SHBG, etc., also known as "aging", is a disease.

On October 28 2015 22:43 hymn wrote:
The thing with hormones is that you can not simply take more if they are low or do some drug that decreases a said hormone. Because all the side effects with hormones are strictly dose specific. And more, if you do some hormone the hypophyseal gland will force the body to do more of some other hormone in order to restore the balance and you're fucked.


This is true, but only because we have such poor vehicles and regulation over delivery of hormones and drugs. With better, more specific delivery vectors this will be less of a concern. Target drug will be delivered to target location and not left to drift around to other areas of the organ or system.



EffOrt and Soulkey Hwaiting!
Kevin_Sorbo
Profile Joined November 2011
Canada3217 Posts
October 30 2015 21:08 GMT
#18
Stone Cold shoudlve tried DIMOXINIL.

seriously.
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