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The Tale of Chessmaster Hex

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YokoKano
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States612 Posts
September 25 2015 04:00 GMT
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"Chess is a game with a finite quantity of possible spatial combinations. Black has more information than White but is not favored.

This is a simple and obvious geometric proof that Chess is the definition of a stupid game."


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Taking these into account, Victor Allis calculated an upper bound of 5×10^52 for the number of positions, and estimated the true number to be about 10^50.[2] Recent results[3] improve that estimate, by proving an upper bound of only 2^155, which is less than 10^46.7 and showing[4] an upper bound 2×10^40 in the absence of promotions.


These concerns notwithstanding, let me proceed to the tale of Charles "Chessmaster Hex".

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Charles was born with the unique ability to instantly comprehend any finite sequence, no matter how complex, as a simple vector. After twenty games of chess, Charles had solved what he called "the single player" campaign, and was on the verge of quitting when an idea came to him.

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"My opponents all suck", he said to himself. "I guess I'll get really high and just play myself." So that's what he did. He got really high and played against himself, and that's how the game of Starcraft was invented in its nascent, quasi-conceptual form.

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"Ordinary chess is horribly boring. In an ideal world, Black would win because White moves first. Now that I'm really high, I'll just call every game where Black loses a loss. Therefore Black is Zerg."

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"Now that I'm super high on Ayahuasca I don't mind playing White. Not because it makes winning any better, but because it looks cool while I move the pieces on the board. Since White ought to lose I'll call every game of White a loss. Therefore White is Terran."

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"Yea this is almost tolerable," Charles mused. "It's too bad I'm a super genius because if I wasn't then I wouldn't do this." And so muttering, Charles picked up pieces on either side of the board and started moving them simultaneously. "It's a lot better when I play to my ability, which I couldn't do when I wasn't using both hands. Simultaneous Chess is a lot more fun and in my hallucinogenic dreamscape every game is a win. I guess I'll call Starcraft Protoss."

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Well, by the end of his Ayahuasca trip Charles had played every possible sequence of ZvT, ZvP, ZvZ, TvZ, TvT, TvP, PvZ, PvT, and PvP possible on a Chessboard. Since this was far more Chess than anyone had ever played before there was no point explaining his findings to the world. In the end Charles invented computers, founded the CIA, and created the Game Development Company Blizzard Entertainment.

After twenty decades of successful work in his time capsule Charles had recognized his dream of delivering space age technology to middle class citizens world wide. Finally the world could play and enjoy Starcraft as he had envisioned it so many centuries ago while tripping hard on Ayahuasca. It was like Chess in Avatar-world and was way, way cooler than Chess.

The adventures and misadventures of this creation story date back thousands of years IRL, but are probably best known by the character "Chessmaster Hex" of Cowboy Bebop acclaim.

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Thanks, Charles. It's been real.

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aRyuujin
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States5049 Posts
September 25 2015 07:05 GMT
#2
I wish i could give half a star
can i get my estro logo back pls
HornyHerring
Profile Joined March 2011
Papua New Guinea1059 Posts
September 25 2015 07:13 GMT
#3
I wish I could give zero stars
oh, hai
OtherWorld
Profile Blog Joined October 2013
France17333 Posts
September 25 2015 08:27 GMT
#4
I wish we would have chessboards with Starcraft units
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Hryul
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Austria2609 Posts
September 25 2015 10:16 GMT
#5
not that hard, just find a machinist. or buy the starcraft board game and abuse the cheap plastic tokens.
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Zambrah
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States7393 Posts
September 25 2015 13:48 GMT
#6
3D print them, rip the game models outta the game and use them to 3D print your chess pieces!
Incremental change is the Democrat version of Trickle Down economics.
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
September 25 2015 15:34 GMT
#7
I'm still waiting for an explanation for this: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/495137-acquiring-female?page=2#35
That aside, this was an interesting read. I just wish it was longer and more detailed. Otherwise, nice cool little story.
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
YokoKano
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States612 Posts
September 25 2015 18:46 GMT
#8
ALL the units are holographic. What's not to understand?
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Ty2
Profile Blog Joined March 2013
United States1434 Posts
September 25 2015 19:44 GMT
#9
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Cricketer12
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States13991 Posts
September 26 2015 01:13 GMT
#10
Guess who's back, back again, Yoko's back, its not as good anymore.
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Fuchsteufelswild
Profile Joined October 2009
Australia2028 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-09-26 14:10:22
September 26 2015 14:10 GMT
#11
Not your best mock pseudo-intellectual nonsense blog.
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YokoKano
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States612 Posts
September 27 2015 18:19 GMT
#12
blogs about starcraft are not strictly speaking pseudo intellectual. when you try to overintellectualize something that means you're thinking too hard about it. what i mean by that is that when you try to make sense of things from the post modern standpoint you'll always regret little mistakes here and there. so like from my personal perspective (something i have) is that the more we overthink things the more pseudo intellectual they seem to people who work in related fields.

i'm by no means a chess expert, but if i was i would tell you that i'm not mocking pseudo-intellectuals because anyone could be classified as a pseudo-intellectual. no one's perfect (and the more you try to be the less you'll be able to help others). i'd just steer clear of any kind of text that might intimidate people who probably know more than you. there are plenty of people out there who have spent thousands of hours playing chess and are really, really, really good at it.
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