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FFGenerations
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
7088 Posts
September 21 2015 19:02 GMT
#21
wot
u need to send her a locked crate innit
den be like
i got the key to ur box baby
Cool BW Music Vid - youtube.com/watch?v=W54nlqJ-Nx8 ~~~~~ ᕤ OYSTERS ᕤ CLAMS ᕤ AND ᕤ CUCKOLDS ᕤ ~~~~~~ ༼ ᕤ◕◡◕ ༽ᕤ PUNCH HIM ༼ ᕤ◕◡◕ ༽ᕤ
Skynx
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
Turkey7150 Posts
September 21 2015 22:45 GMT
#22
0
"When seagulls follow the troller, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea. Thank you very much" - King Cantona | STX 4 eva
Jaaaaasper
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States10225 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-09-21 23:18:21
September 21 2015 23:15 GMT
#23
On September 21 2015 10:07 EarthwormJim wrote:
Cringe + vomit in mouth.

+ Show Spoiler +
This is a nina zerg blog


On September 21 2015 14:32 QuietIdiot wrote:
Consent is just a fetch quest.

And like any other fetch quest if you have enough money you can just cheat and pay the problems away.



Also this guide has gotten me 2 women, but only becuase they're married to the two worst people on tl, mountaindewjunkie, and Dafuckface.
Hey do you want to hear a joke? Chinese production value. | I thought he had a aegis- Ayesee | When did 7ing mad last have a good game, 2012?
hoby2000
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States918 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-09-21 23:51:45
September 21 2015 23:49 GMT
#24
As an atheist, your description of what general Christianity believes about God reminds me of how the LDS religion at least decided that God and Jesus were separate things, along with the holy ghost. If God is forgiving and all loving, why the fuck would he pray to himself? Holy shit people, get your beliefs together. Not that Mormons got it all right, but their story makes a hell of a lot more sense than "Well, God decided to be Jesus and the Holy Spirit." Dude has shit to do, he doesn't want to inhabit the body of his son who had to go down to Earth to tell people to stop be pieces of shit. Fucker fed everyone so they would stop complaining and listen, even showed them some magic at the same time. Or people had little fish and bread.

Anyway, well done on furthering the blog meta. I for one enjoy these types of movements because it's evidence of the effect of the internet.

Now I'm going to go read about free agency because of this whole thing. Down the rabbit hole....
A lesson without pain is meaningless for nothing can be gained without giving something in return.
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
September 22 2015 02:43 GMT
#25
On September 22 2015 00:24 FFW_Rude wrote:+ Show Spoiler +

I'm confused. Which one do i need to use ?

[image loading]

+ Show Spoiler +

Unrelated google search because fuck it.
[image loading]

And fuck Protoss ?(!) ?


You do NOT FEED CATS SPAGHETTI

On September 22 2015 08:15 Jaaaaasper wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 21 2015 10:07 EarthwormJim wrote:
Cringe + vomit in mouth.

+ Show Spoiler +
This is a nina zerg blog


Show nested quote +
On September 21 2015 14:32 QuietIdiot wrote:
Consent is just a fetch quest.

And like any other fetch quest if you have enough money you can just cheat and pay the problems away.



Also this guide has gotten me 2 women, but only becuase they're married to the two worst people on tl, mountaindewjunkie, and Dafuckface.


sickest burn ever

On September 22 2015 08:49 hoby2000 wrote:
As an atheist, your description of what general Christianity believes about God reminds me of how the LDS religion at least decided that God and Jesus were separate things, along with the holy ghost. If God is forgiving and all loving, why the fuck would he pray to himself? Holy shit people, get your beliefs together. Not that Mormons got it all right, but their story makes a hell of a lot more sense than "Well, God decided to be Jesus and the Holy Spirit." Dude has shit to do, he doesn't want to inhabit the body of his son who had to go down to Earth to tell people to stop be pieces of shit. Fucker fed everyone so they would stop complaining and listen, even showed them some magic at the same time. Or people had little fish and bread.

Anyway, well done on furthering the blog meta. I for one enjoy these types of movements because it's evidence of the effect of the internet.

Now I'm going to go read about free agency because of this whole thing. Down the rabbit hole....


yup
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
JieXian
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Malaysia4677 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-09-22 09:07:53
September 22 2015 09:07 GMT
#26
btw I thought it was a weird story ever since I was first told it as a 7 year old (but of course I couldn't dissect it in such detail.)

I'll be using this to introduce people to Christianity. Credits will be given.

"I heard this great abridged version of the bible from a blog post about acquiring females. Here it goes:"

If you are unfamiliar with Christianity, it works something like this: God made man, and God is all-powerful, but man somehow defied God, but it was because God let it happen, but he doesn't like that it happened, so to rectify this, God sent himself as his own son while still being God, but also his son and prayed to himself and then sacrificed his only son who is also himself so that he would accept his son's sacrifice (Which is technically his own sacrifice of himself to himself) so he could could forgive man for sinning, so man wouldn't go to hell, which God made, but doesn't want you to go to. There are a few extra details here and there, but that's the gist of it.


Please send me a PM of any song you like that I most probably never heard of! I am looking for people to chat about writing and producing music | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noD-bsOcxuU |
ahswtini
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Northern Ireland22213 Posts
September 22 2015 12:13 GMT
#27
On September 21 2015 01:31 ninazerg wrote:
Ask the girls if they want coffee, because bitches love coffee.

wat if i dont drink coffee, do i still ask them to go for coffee? cuz 'wanna go for tea' sounds pretty ass
"As I've said, balance isn't about strategies or counters, it's about probability and statistics." - paralleluniverse
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
September 22 2015 12:33 GMT
#28
On September 22 2015 21:13 ahswtini wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 21 2015 01:31 ninazerg wrote:
Ask the girls if they want coffee, because bitches love coffee.

wat if i dont drink coffee, do i still ask them to go for coffee? cuz 'wanna go for tea' sounds pretty ass


"Going for coffee" is just code words for "I want to eventually fuck you, so let me purchase for you a gift to show that I can produce income, and that I am a worthy partner."

You could just say that and let the chips fall where they may.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
September 22 2015 17:18 GMT
#29
Yeah, I mean girls just want you to be honest and straight forward so that will keep them from being confused.
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
dRaW
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Canada5744 Posts
September 22 2015 17:44 GMT
#30
Everyone forgets the fundamentals when 'new fancy methods' arise... Just simply use a club, knock out the target and bring her back to your cave...
I don't need luck, luck is for noobs, good luck to you though
dRaW
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Canada5744 Posts
September 22 2015 17:48 GMT
#31
On September 22 2015 21:13 ahswtini wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 21 2015 01:31 ninazerg wrote:
Ask the girls if they want coffee, because bitches love coffee.

wat if i dont drink coffee, do i still ask them to go for coffee? cuz 'wanna go for tea' sounds pretty ass


www.youtube.com
I don't need luck, luck is for noobs, good luck to you though
JieXian
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Malaysia4677 Posts
September 22 2015 18:18 GMT
#32
On September 22 2015 21:13 ahswtini wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 21 2015 01:31 ninazerg wrote:
Ask the girls if they want coffee, because bitches love coffee.

wat if i dont drink coffee, do i still ask them to go for coffee? cuz 'wanna go for tea' sounds pretty ass


hahaha

you could try "pretty ass, I don't drink coffee. want some teabags?"
Please send me a PM of any song you like that I most probably never heard of! I am looking for people to chat about writing and producing music | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noD-bsOcxuU |
ZenithM
Profile Joined February 2011
France15952 Posts
September 22 2015 19:26 GMT
#33
On September 23 2015 02:48 dRaW wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 22 2015 21:13 ahswtini wrote:
On September 21 2015 01:31 ninazerg wrote:
Ask the girls if they want coffee, because bitches love coffee.

wat if i dont drink coffee, do i still ask them to go for coffee? cuz 'wanna go for tea' sounds pretty ass


www.youtube.com

Lucky motherfucker, picking up Matt Damon with the bullshit pick-up line. Don't try this at home guys, Matt Damon will reject you .
YokoKano
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States612 Posts
September 23 2015 00:16 GMT
#34
oh for christ sake the bible belt is nothing like that. it's run by david blaine, all the women are prostitutes and the last buddhists here are being converted through rational discourse. yea auburn is only one small place on the map and there are other heathen colleges that have lost the true way. on the contrary the so-called christian resistance is a loosely affiliated group of rebels who work in a place called parker hall where linux is the standard operating system. supposedly within these secret societies there are sects even more secret than the societies themselves who have produced information management systems superior to windows. i really can't say more at this time, but there's no understanding the current body of christianity other than with the term 'computer scientist'. at least that's the status here in the bible belt.
IQ 155.905638752
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
September 23 2015 16:21 GMT
#35
What did I just read.
-CS Major.
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
MarlieChurphy
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
United States2065 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-09-28 08:32:34
September 28 2015 08:30 GMT
#36
I disagree. furthermore, I call shenanigans. Also, Pua stands for Princess uncovering abilities (like how mario finds toads when he wants peach).



mic drop
RIP SPOR 11/24/11 NEVAR FORGET
quirinus
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Croatia2489 Posts
September 28 2015 18:04 GMT
#37
I wonder how many PMs you get daily by guys secretly or openly trying to get into your internet pants.
All candles lit within him, and there was purity. | First auto-promoted BW LP editor.
JieXian
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Malaysia4677 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-09-29 08:57:23
September 29 2015 08:57 GMT
#38
On September 28 2015 17:30 MarlieChurphy wrote:
I disagree. furthermore, I call shenanigans. Also, Pua stands for Princess uncovering abilities (like how mario finds toads when he wants peach).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnKxZ0VJ0zA

mic drop

hahaha put some sunglasses on that pussy thuglife
Please send me a PM of any song you like that I most probably never heard of! I am looking for people to chat about writing and producing music | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noD-bsOcxuU |
Teoita
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Italy12247 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-09-30 12:59:32
September 30 2015 12:59 GMT
#39
On September 22 2015 08:49 hoby2000 wrote:
As an atheist, your description of what general Christianity believes about God reminds me of how the LDS religion at least decided that God and Jesus were separate things, along with the holy ghost. If God is forgiving and all loving, why the fuck would he pray to himself? Holy shit people, get your beliefs together. Not that Mormons got it all right, but their story makes a hell of a lot more sense than "Well, God decided to be Jesus and the Holy Spirit." Dude has shit to do, he doesn't want to inhabit the body of his son who had to go down to Earth to tell people to stop be pieces of shit. Fucker fed everyone so they would stop complaining and listen, even showed them some magic at the same time. Or people had little fish and bread.

Anyway, well done on furthering the blog meta. I for one enjoy these types of movements because it's evidence of the effect of the internet.

Now I'm going to go read about free agency because of this whole thing. Down the rabbit hole....


Well, it makes sense until you get to the part where Jesus goes to 'Murka in his spare time...
ModeratorProtoss all-ins are like a wok. You can throw whatever you want in there and it will turn out alright.
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