EPTu need to send her a locked crate innit
den be like
i got the key to ur box baby
[G] Acquiring Female - Page 2
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FFGenerations
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u need to send her a locked crate innit den be like i got the key to ur box baby | ||
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Skynx
Turkey7150 Posts
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Jaaaaasper
United States10225 Posts
On September 21 2015 10:07 EarthwormJim wrote: Cringe + vomit in mouth. + Show Spoiler + This is a nina zerg blog On September 21 2015 14:32 QuietIdiot wrote: Consent is just a fetch quest. And like any other fetch quest if you have enough money you can just cheat and pay the problems away. Also this guide has gotten me 2 women, but only becuase they're married to the two worst people on tl, mountaindewjunkie, and Dafuckface. | ||
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hoby2000
United States918 Posts
Anyway, well done on furthering the blog meta. I for one enjoy these types of movements because it's evidence of the effect of the internet. Now I'm going to go read about free agency because of this whole thing. Down the rabbit hole.... | ||
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ninazerg
United States7291 Posts
On September 22 2015 00:24 FFW_Rude wrote:+ Show Spoiler + I'm confused. Which one do i need to use ? ![[image loading]](http://cj3b.info/Photos/Toys/Pasta/PastaJeepsFront.jpg) + Show Spoiler + Unrelated google search because fuck it. ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/2q3DKN6.jpg) And fuck Protoss ?(!) ? You do NOT FEED CATS SPAGHETTI On September 22 2015 08:15 Jaaaaasper wrote: + Show Spoiler + This is a nina zerg blog And like any other fetch quest if you have enough money you can just cheat and pay the problems away. Also this guide has gotten me 2 women, but only becuase they're married to the two worst people on tl, mountaindewjunkie, and Dafuckface. sickest burn ever On September 22 2015 08:49 hoby2000 wrote: As an atheist, your description of what general Christianity believes about God reminds me of how the LDS religion at least decided that God and Jesus were separate things, along with the holy ghost. If God is forgiving and all loving, why the fuck would he pray to himself? Holy shit people, get your beliefs together. Not that Mormons got it all right, but their story makes a hell of a lot more sense than "Well, God decided to be Jesus and the Holy Spirit." Dude has shit to do, he doesn't want to inhabit the body of his son who had to go down to Earth to tell people to stop be pieces of shit. Fucker fed everyone so they would stop complaining and listen, even showed them some magic at the same time. Or people had little fish and bread. Anyway, well done on furthering the blog meta. I for one enjoy these types of movements because it's evidence of the effect of the internet. Now I'm going to go read about free agency because of this whole thing. Down the rabbit hole.... yup | ||
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JieXian
Malaysia4677 Posts
I'll be using this to introduce people to Christianity. Credits will be given. "I heard this great abridged version of the bible from a blog post about acquiring females. Here it goes:" If you are unfamiliar with Christianity, it works something like this: God made man, and God is all-powerful, but man somehow defied God, but it was because God let it happen, but he doesn't like that it happened, so to rectify this, God sent himself as his own son while still being God, but also his son and prayed to himself and then sacrificed his only son who is also himself so that he would accept his son's sacrifice (Which is technically his own sacrifice of himself to himself) so he could could forgive man for sinning, so man wouldn't go to hell, which God made, but doesn't want you to go to. There are a few extra details here and there, but that's the gist of it. | ||
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ahswtini
Northern Ireland22208 Posts
On September 21 2015 01:31 ninazerg wrote: Ask the girls if they want coffee, because bitches love coffee. wat if i dont drink coffee, do i still ask them to go for coffee? cuz 'wanna go for tea' sounds pretty ass | ||
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ninazerg
United States7291 Posts
On September 22 2015 21:13 ahswtini wrote: wat if i dont drink coffee, do i still ask them to go for coffee? cuz 'wanna go for tea' sounds pretty ass "Going for coffee" is just code words for "I want to eventually fuck you, so let me purchase for you a gift to show that I can produce income, and that I am a worthy partner." You could just say that and let the chips fall where they may. | ||
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3FFA
United States3931 Posts
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dRaW
Canada5744 Posts
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dRaW
Canada5744 Posts
On September 22 2015 21:13 ahswtini wrote: wat if i dont drink coffee, do i still ask them to go for coffee? cuz 'wanna go for tea' sounds pretty ass www.youtube.com | ||
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JieXian
Malaysia4677 Posts
On September 22 2015 21:13 ahswtini wrote: wat if i dont drink coffee, do i still ask them to go for coffee? cuz 'wanna go for tea' sounds pretty ass hahaha you could try "pretty ass, I don't drink coffee. want some teabags?" | ||
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ZenithM
France15952 Posts
Lucky motherfucker, picking up Matt Damon with the bullshit pick-up line. Don't try this at home guys, Matt Damon will reject you . | ||
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YokoKano
United States612 Posts
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3FFA
United States3931 Posts
-CS Major. | ||
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MarlieChurphy
United States2063 Posts
mic drop | ||
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quirinus
Croatia2489 Posts
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JieXian
Malaysia4677 Posts
On September 28 2015 17:30 MarlieChurphy wrote: I disagree. furthermore, I call shenanigans. Also, Pua stands for Princess uncovering abilities (like how mario finds toads when he wants peach). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnKxZ0VJ0zA mic drop hahaha put some sunglasses on that pussy thuglife | ||
Teoita
Italy12246 Posts
On September 22 2015 08:49 hoby2000 wrote: As an atheist, your description of what general Christianity believes about God reminds me of how the LDS religion at least decided that God and Jesus were separate things, along with the holy ghost. If God is forgiving and all loving, why the fuck would he pray to himself? Holy shit people, get your beliefs together. Not that Mormons got it all right, but their story makes a hell of a lot more sense than "Well, God decided to be Jesus and the Holy Spirit." Dude has shit to do, he doesn't want to inhabit the body of his son who had to go down to Earth to tell people to stop be pieces of shit. Fucker fed everyone so they would stop complaining and listen, even showed them some magic at the same time. Or people had little fish and bread. Anyway, well done on furthering the blog meta. I for one enjoy these types of movements because it's evidence of the effect of the internet. Now I'm going to go read about free agency because of this whole thing. Down the rabbit hole.... Well, it makes sense until you get to the part where Jesus goes to 'Murka in his spare time... | ||
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