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Zambrah
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States7289 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-09-24 00:43:28
September 24 2015 00:42 GMT
#1
Okay, heres my foolproof genius idea for a baked goods store! PREGNANCY/BABY THEMED BAKED GOODS! It'll be a CONCEPTIONARY!

Okay, so, this is a fully themed restaurant that relies on a potent gimmick: pregnancy!

We would specialize in delivery, when we go to deliver your food our delivery person will wear their fake pregnancy belly, pull your order out from between their legs and hand you a baby shaped bag containing your baked goods! Get it? They DELIVER your food like you DELIVER a baby! Haha!

To make it more authentic we would offer a side of placenta pudding and afterbirth custard! Theres even the possibility of letting the customer cut the cord, the GUMMY CORD!

The plain package can be simple, an eclair and a cake with a hole in it, you can insert the eclair and give it a good squeeze and impregnate your cake! We'll call it the creampie!

We could have a special for Mardi Gras, you know the traditional King Cake?

We make a king cake, fill it with our afterbirth custard and make it a King Cream Cake, the cake will be shaped like a pregnant woman's belly, and as you all well know, you gotta find the baby in the king cake! Deliver the King Cake Baby at home, its fun for the whole family!

Want that additional edge? We could even create a hole in the cake that we stuff with mardi gras beads! Mardi gras anal beads in the cake!

Not only will we feature pregnant cakes, we'll also have pregnancy test popsicles! Lemon-flavored, of course.

Hold your applause, and investors please form an orderly line

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shoutout to my friend who encouraged me to brainstorm this idea to fruition and agreed to be my head chef and provide his own virgin japanese sous chef


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Incremental change is the Democrat version of Trickle Down economics.
JimmyJRaynor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada16679 Posts
September 24 2015 01:17 GMT
#2
how about a Pizza place where you make your own pie?

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Zambrah
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States7289 Posts
September 24 2015 01:38 GMT
#3
On September 24 2015 10:17 JimmyJRaynor wrote:
how about a Pizza place where you make your own pie?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9o7DFFimKo


Okay, yeah, but this is a GENIUS idea! Make your own pizza is okay, but this is real genius we're talkin' about here!
Incremental change is the Democrat version of Trickle Down economics.
pebble444
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Italy2497 Posts
September 24 2015 05:25 GMT
#4
Well, since this is about food and restaraunt i think this is a pretty good inspiritional video to start off your own buisness:

"Awaken my Child, and embrace the Glory that is your Birthright"
JimmyJRaynor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada16679 Posts
September 24 2015 07:42 GMT
#5
any problems with your food.. and just contact "Roy's Food Repair"

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NeThZOR
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
South Africa7387 Posts
September 24 2015 08:04 GMT
#6
Pretty smart idea, but creepiness seeps through as well.
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Zambrah
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States7289 Posts
September 24 2015 13:32 GMT
#7
On September 24 2015 16:42 JimmyJRaynor wrote:
any problems with your food.. and just contact "Roy's Food Repair"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCxscU0hWok


A food repairman just wouldn't do we'd need something more like... a food OBGYN.
Incremental change is the Democrat version of Trickle Down economics.
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44206 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-09-24 14:02:50
September 24 2015 14:02 GMT
#8
Both ingenious and disgusting lol.

Props on the Conceptionary pun Well played ^^
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Kronen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States732 Posts
September 24 2015 18:54 GMT
#9
My workplace is overrun with a pregnancy cult that actively seeks out young couples and pesters them about the choice of having a kid. They actively pride themselves on the fact that someone in our workplace (55 people total) has been pregnant themselves or has a pregnant spouse for the past 7 consecutive years. If you get this off the ground, I would be so tempted to bring you over from RI for a huge feast, but I'd probably be fired. Love love love the idea though!!! My wife is currently dying of laughter. :-D
Zambrah
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States7289 Posts
September 24 2015 20:20 GMT
#10
As soon as we can get an investor I'd be glad to setup catering

Thanks for the love and support, with you all behind me I'm sure this will be a smashing business success! A bakery chain that will span the world!
Incremental change is the Democrat version of Trickle Down economics.
Marcinko
Profile Joined May 2013
South Africa1014 Posts
September 25 2015 08:57 GMT
#11
You had me at placenta pudding, yum yum.
....
Zambrah
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States7289 Posts
September 25 2015 19:24 GMT
#12
On September 25 2015 17:57 Marcinko wrote:
You had me at placenta pudding, yum yum.


And thats only scratching the surface of pregnancy themed foods!
Incremental change is the Democrat version of Trickle Down economics.
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