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United States13896 Posts
For Tomorrow
by p4NDemik
I fart today.
For a better future,
And a less gaseous past.
I fart today.
For presidents have done it,
And wars have been started for less.
I fart today,
For buildings are built on such efforts,
And destruction require a solid to pass.
I fart today.
For musicians have honed it,
The lyrics, always made to last.
I fart today.
For my mother always taught me:
"A toot is better than a number two."
I fart today.
For my brethren will applaud,
So long as it is long and loud.
I fart today.
For somewhere in China,
Some soul is sucking wind in.
I fart today.
For the child in me,
Longs to live
And hates to hold it.
And my friends,
If I don't fart again,
Then alas.
Count the days,
And recount of the tale of p4NDemik.
Who farted till his last breath.
Fart for Tomorrow.
Fart for Tomorrow my friends.
  
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United Kingdom10443 Posts
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United States13896 Posts
Why the hell not?
Also, I'm on vacation. This is what happens when I need a creative outlet and I'm flatulent.
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ALLEYCAT BLUES50754 Posts
On August 13 2015 10:17 p4NDemik wrote:
Why the hell not?
Also, I'm on vacation. This is what happens when I need a creative outlet and I'm flatulent.
ahh yes another pooter-tooter, are you ready for a twofer?
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4/5, perfect post, would fart in honor of.
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5/5 because I have had incredible gas today.
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My farts have been smelling like absolute ass lately....should i still fart?
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Hell yeah. Farting is a thing of beauty. 5/5
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United States744 Posts
I imagined of one of those commercials, like that (intel?) "I'm a gamer commercial" not too long ago where they show different people saying "I fart today" and they go through about 10 quickly and then the screen zooms out and it's a mosaic of tens, then hundreds, then thousands of people, in quick succession, all saying in unison "I fart today."
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I read "Ode to Parting" but somehow I was not disappointed
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Shouldn't it be "his last breath" near the end ?
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Farts are absolutely not my taste in humour, but if I interpreted the first half correctly, there was some nice satire (I think that's what it is) in there. Second half was typical farty humour though and I'm neither a fan of farts or the arty-farty, so consider yourself lucky that poetry about farts is getting 4★ from me.
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Why do women not fart or do they fart secretly? We need an answer. :D
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"You don't have to be a genius to laugh at a fart joke but you'd have to be stupid not to" - Louie CK
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read this as ode to parting, was not disappointed
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United States13896 Posts
On August 15 2015 00:54 Apom wrote:
Shouldn't it be "his last breath" near the end ?
Yes, it should, thanks for the catch!
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One of the most inspirational blogs i've read on TL.
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United Kingdom36161 Posts
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Having a shitty morning - this cheered me up *parrrrp* 5/5
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5/5 second best blog ever written on tl, second only to CharlieMurphy's "FUCK PROTOSS"
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