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An Ode to Farting

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p4NDemik
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States13896 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-08-17 03:16:34
August 13 2015 00:54 GMT
#1
For Tomorrow
by p4NDemik


I fart today.
For a better future,
And a less gaseous past.

I fart today.
For presidents have done it,
And wars have been started for less.

I fart today,
For buildings are built on such efforts,
And destruction require a solid to pass.

I fart today.
For musicians have honed it,
The lyrics, always made to last.

I fart today.
For my mother always taught me:
"A toot is better than a number two."

I fart today.
For my brethren will applaud,
So long as it is long and loud.

I fart today.
For somewhere in China,
Some soul is sucking wind in.

I fart today.
For the child in me,
Longs to live
And hates to hold it.

And my friends,
If I don't fart again,
Then alas.
Count the days,
And recount of the tale of p4NDemik.
Who farted till his last breath.

Fart for Tomorrow.
Fart for Tomorrow my friends.

***
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KelsierSC
Profile Blog Joined March 2013
United Kingdom10443 Posts
August 13 2015 01:08 GMT
#2
why?
Zerg for Life
p4NDemik
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States13896 Posts
August 13 2015 01:17 GMT
#3
Why the hell not?

Also, I'm on vacation. This is what happens when I need a creative outlet and I'm flatulent.
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vOdToasT
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Sweden2870 Posts
August 13 2015 01:38 GMT
#4
5/5
If it's stupid but it works, then it's not stupid* (*Or: You are stupid for losing to it, and gotta git gud)
BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES50324 Posts
August 13 2015 03:06 GMT
#5
On August 13 2015 10:17 p4NDemik wrote:
Why the hell not?

Also, I'm on vacation. This is what happens when I need a creative outlet and I'm flatulent.


ahh yes another pooter-tooter, are you ready for a twofer?
Brood War EICWoo Jung Ho, never forget.| Twitter: @BLinDRawR
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Fighter
Profile Joined August 2010
Korea (South)1531 Posts
August 13 2015 04:08 GMT
#6
4/5, perfect post, would fart in honor of.
For Aiur???
omisa
Profile Joined January 2011
United States494 Posts
August 13 2015 05:59 GMT
#7
5/5 because I have had incredible gas today.
\m/
StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13919 Posts
August 13 2015 10:50 GMT
#8
time to gas...
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
imBLIND
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States2626 Posts
August 13 2015 20:42 GMT
#9
My farts have been smelling like absolute ass lately....should i still fart?
im deaf
_fool
Profile Joined February 2011
Netherlands678 Posts
August 13 2015 22:21 GMT
#10
Hell yeah. Farting is a thing of beauty. 5/5
"News is to the mind what sugar is to the body"
banjoetheredskin
Profile Blog Joined November 2012
United States744 Posts
August 14 2015 01:37 GMT
#11
I imagined of one of those commercials, like that (intel?) "I'm a gamer commercial" not too long ago where they show different people saying "I fart today" and they go through about 10 quickly and then the screen zooms out and it's a mosaic of tens, then hundreds, then thousands of people, in quick succession, all saying in unison "I fart today."
Writer#1 CJ fan | http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/starcraft-2/508947-wcs-dreamhack-austin-interviews
boxerfred
Profile Blog Joined December 2012
Germany8360 Posts
August 14 2015 12:33 GMT
#12
I read "Ode to Parting" but somehow I was not disappointed
Apom
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
France655 Posts
August 14 2015 15:54 GMT
#13
Shouldn't it be "his last breath" near the end ?
Fuchsteufelswild
Profile Joined October 2009
Australia2028 Posts
August 14 2015 19:30 GMT
#14
Farts are absolutely not my taste in humour, but if I interpreted the first half correctly, there was some nice satire (I think that's what it is) in there. Second half was typical farty humour though and I'm neither a fan of farts or the arty-farty, so consider yourself lucky that poetry about farts is getting 4★ from me.
ZerO - FantaSy - Calm - Nal_rA - Jaedong - NaDa - EffOrt - Bisu - by.hero - StarDust - Welmu - Nerchio - Supernova - Solar - Squirtle - LosirA - Grubby - IntoTheRainbow - Golden... ~~~ Incredible Miracle and Woongjin Stars 화이팅!
endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
August 15 2015 09:57 GMT
#15
5/5, will fart again.
ॐ
Shield
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Bulgaria4824 Posts
August 15 2015 18:43 GMT
#16
Why do women not fart or do they fart secretly? We need an answer. :D
lannisport
Profile Joined February 2012
878 Posts
August 16 2015 06:34 GMT
#17
"You don't have to be a genius to laugh at a fart joke but you'd have to be stupid not to" - Louie CK
aRyuujin
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States5049 Posts
August 16 2015 16:07 GMT
#18
read this as ode to parting, was not disappointed
can i get my estro logo back pls
p4NDemik
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States13896 Posts
August 17 2015 03:15 GMT
#19
On August 15 2015 00:54 Apom wrote:
Shouldn't it be "his last breath" near the end ?

Yes, it should, thanks for the catch!
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TelecoM
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States10675 Posts
August 17 2015 16:18 GMT
#20
One of the most inspirational blogs i've read on TL.
AKA: TelecoM[WHITE] Protoss fighting
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