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MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
July 15 2015 02:31 GMT
#1
Went job hunting yesterday, had 4 interviews this week and got hired on the first one! My reaction when I walked out the door and a couple blocks away.

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****
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
JimmyJRaynor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada16859 Posts
July 15 2015 02:35 GMT
#2
what kind of job?
Ray Kassar To David Crane : "you're no more important to Atari than the factory workers assembling the cartridges"
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
July 15 2015 02:42 GMT
#3
I got a server position at a pretty swanky joint downtown.
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
JimmyJRaynor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada16859 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-07-15 02:53:54
July 15 2015 02:53 GMT
#4
my first job was at Burger King.
the trash compactor is completely fenced in with a locked door to prevent 'dumping' in the middle of the night.

i was 14 and got fired after about 2.5 months.
the manager was an asshole...

so late one frozen January night where it was like -10F me and another guy who hated the manager staked out the place....
we waited for the manager to go to the trash compactor for the final time of the night . .ast like 1:30am.

and we locked him in
Ray Kassar To David Crane : "you're no more important to Atari than the factory workers assembling the cartridges"
The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52797 Posts
July 15 2015 03:11 GMT
#5
Congrats! Have fun making money
Moderatorshe/her
TL+ Member
Scarecrow
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Korea (South)9172 Posts
July 15 2015 03:14 GMT
#6
On July 15 2015 11:53 JimmyJRaynor wrote:
my first job was at Burger King.
the trash compactor is completely fenced in with a locked door to prevent 'dumping' in the middle of the night.

i was 14 and got fired after about 2.5 months.
the manager was an asshole...

so late one frozen January night where it was like -10F me and another guy who hated the manager staked out the place....
we waited for the manager to go to the trash compactor for the final time of the night . .ast like 1:30am.

and we locked him in

so you got him back by being a way bigger asshole? I bet you got fired for something completely reasonable too given the average maturity of a 14 yo. Why do you still think this is funny/worth sharing?
Yhamm is the god of predictions
JimmyJRaynor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada16859 Posts
July 15 2015 03:19 GMT
#7
i'm highlighting the wide range of quality in service industry jobs.
Ray Kassar To David Crane : "you're no more important to Atari than the factory workers assembling the cartridges"
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
July 15 2015 03:25 GMT
#8
naw this place is actually quality, its like a 4star restaurant in the 'nice' part of downtown.
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
JimmyJRaynor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada16859 Posts
July 15 2015 03:28 GMT
#9
congratz!
i figured it was a very good place based on your first couple of posts
Burger King is not so great
Ray Kassar To David Crane : "you're no more important to Atari than the factory workers assembling the cartridges"
Jerubaal
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States7684 Posts
July 15 2015 04:00 GMT
#10
There is only one Jerub.

I'm not stupid, a marauder just shot my brain.
Deathstar
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
9150 Posts
July 15 2015 04:25 GMT
#11
Congrats . Will the food you serve have some mystery meat?
rip passion
catplanetcatplanet
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
3830 Posts
July 15 2015 04:36 GMT
#12
congart on yer jerb
I think it's finally time to admit it might not be the year of Pet
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44811 Posts
July 15 2015 04:52 GMT
#13
On July 15 2015 11:53 JimmyJRaynor wrote:
my first job was at Burger King.
the trash compactor is completely fenced in with a locked door to prevent 'dumping' in the middle of the night.

i was 14 and got fired after about 2.5 months.
the manager was an asshole...

so late one frozen January night where it was like -10F me and another guy who hated the manager staked out the place....
we waited for the manager to go to the trash compactor for the final time of the night . .ast like 1:30am.

and we locked him in


Dude don't post your own BM in this thread wtf.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44811 Posts
July 15 2015 04:52 GMT
#14
Congrats MM1!
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
NovemberstOrm
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
Canada16217 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-07-15 05:10:08
July 15 2015 05:04 GMT
#15
Congrats man =]

New jobs = new experiences = awesome(usually)
Moderatorlickypiddy
Alakaslam
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
United States17336 Posts
July 15 2015 05:30 GMT
#16
On July 15 2015 11:53 JimmyJRaynor wrote:
my first job was at Burger King.
the trash compactor is completely fenced in with a locked door to prevent 'dumping' in the middle of the night.

i was 14 and got fired after about 2.5 months.
the manager was an asshole...

so late one frozen January night where it was like -10F me and another guy who hated the manager staked out the place....
we waited for the manager to go to the trash compactor for the final time of the night . .ast like 1:30am.

and we locked him in

I know people like you who are in jail for manslaughter.

Nice brag/troll. Hopefully the latter.

Yes I know that is technically bearable temps. But. Jailbird is in for locking someone in a 5F freezer; that's warmer than -10. Parka probably in both situations I assume? If not all the more reason for you to reflect on your dumb luck.
If you think Elon Musk is a Nazi, it is because YOU radicalized him!
aRyuujin
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States5049 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-07-15 09:28:16
July 15 2015 09:27 GMT
#17
Congrats!

Not sure if you've done it before, but the thing about serving in a fancy place is (generally) you still get shit wages, but the tips are more frequent, because there are often bigger crowds/ larger parties/better turnover, as well as a lower % of dicks who tip nothing or near nothing, and they are generally larger, because people are more generous/have more money/want to impress their SOs. Some upscale places have really intense tip-pool policies also, so just be smart.

ALSO:
this is an awesome/confusing post:

On July 15 2015 13:52 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
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On July 15 2015 11:53 JimmyJRaynor wrote:
my first job was at Burger King.
the trash compactor is completely fenced in with a locked door to prevent 'dumping' in the middle of the night.

i was 14 and got fired after about 2.5 months.
the manager was an asshole...

so late one frozen January night where it was like -10F me and another guy who hated the manager staked out the place....
we waited for the manager to go to the trash compactor for the final time of the night . .ast like 1:30am.

and we locked him in


Dude don't post your own BM in this thread wtf.

can i get my estro logo back pls
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32081 Posts
July 15 2015 11:55 GMT
#18
congrats!! you've done high end waiting before?
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20059 Posts
July 15 2015 14:29 GMT
#19
"Mysterymeat" "High end restaurant server"

Checks out.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
ThomasjServo
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
15244 Posts
July 15 2015 14:44 GMT
#20
Congrats, MM1. I never had the, "May I help you?" vibe necessary to do well in the food service industry on the low end, let alone the high end. Didn't stop me from working as a Caddy, in a Dry Cleaner, at Blockbuster, for a small city government though. Most of the time I was in school I was working for the city, that was a great job for the time.
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
July 15 2015 17:28 GMT
#21
@quanticHawk, I'd been a server at a sushi restaurant before for almost 2 years, though with this new job i've definitely skipped a few levels in the restaurant industry.

@decafchicken, interview goes like this, I see she's wearing a cross, asks her if she's christian, and then tells her my dad's a pastor. Basically got hired right there.

Thanks Everyone!
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
CoughingHydra
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
177 Posts
July 15 2015 18:08 GMT
#22
On July 16 2015 02:28 MysteryMeat1 wrote:
@quanticHawk, I'd been a server at a sushi restaurant before for almost 2 years, though with this new job i've definitely skipped a few levels in the restaurant industry.

@decafchicken, interview goes like this, I see she's wearing a cross, asks her if she's christian, and then tells her my dad's a pastor. Basically got hired right there.

Thanks Everyone!


You should have told her your relationship status between you and your father/parents too : P
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
July 15 2015 19:38 GMT
#23
jerb
Alakaslam
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
United States17336 Posts
July 16 2015 05:41 GMT
#24
On July 16 2015 02:28 MysteryMeat1 wrote:
@quanticHawk, I'd been a server at a sushi restaurant before for almost 2 years, though with this new job i've definitely skipped a few levels in the restaurant industry.

@decafchicken, interview goes like this, I see she's wearing a cross, asks her if she's christian, and then tells her my dad's a pastor. Basically got hired right there.

Thanks Everyone!

That's very wrong of her. Even according to Christianity's own rules.

Smh

Glad it got you a job though, I guess, and you'll prove your worth outside that! :D
If you think Elon Musk is a Nazi, it is because YOU radicalized him!
MountainDewJunkie
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States10342 Posts
July 17 2015 23:15 GMT
#25
On July 15 2015 12:25 MysteryMeat1 wrote:
naw this place is actually quality, its like a 4star restaurant in the 'nice' part of downtown.

Dick's?
[21:07] <Shock710> whats wrong with her face [20:50] <dAPhREAk> i beat it the day after it came out | <BLinD-RawR> esports is a giant vagina
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
July 18 2015 09:54 GMT
#26
McDicks, its a fastfood burger fusion.

One downside is i get home at 2:30am some nights
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
MountainDewJunkie
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States10342 Posts
July 18 2015 21:37 GMT
#27
That's the life in the service industry, bro ham.
[21:07] <Shock710> whats wrong with her face [20:50] <dAPhREAk> i beat it the day after it came out | <BLinD-RawR> esports is a giant vagina
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
July 18 2015 22:33 GMT
#28
It's aight,I get free food and the place is only open for dinner. Belltown is kinda sketch at 2am though.
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
TelecoM
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States10682 Posts
July 18 2015 23:38 GMT
#29
you took my jerb
AKA: TelecoM[WHITE] Protoss fighting
MountainDewJunkie
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States10342 Posts
July 20 2015 05:44 GMT
#30
On July 19 2015 08:38 GGzerG wrote:
you took my jerb

They took yer jahb
[21:07] <Shock710> whats wrong with her face [20:50] <dAPhREAk> i beat it the day after it came out | <BLinD-RawR> esports is a giant vagina
oBlade
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States5739 Posts
July 20 2015 16:17 GMT
#31
I just got a job and was unhired before starting. Feels retarded.
"I read it. You know how to read, you ignorant fuck?" - Andy Dufresne
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
July 21 2015 02:26 GMT
#32
If you're as good a server as you are a votecount bitch, you'll be running the place before you know it
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