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MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
July 15 2015 02:31 GMT
#1
Went job hunting yesterday, had 4 interviews this week and got hired on the first one! My reaction when I walked out the door and a couple blocks away.

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****
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
JimmyJRaynor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada17791 Posts
July 15 2015 02:35 GMT
#2
what kind of job?
Ray Kassar To David Crane : "you're no more important to Atari than the factory workers assembling the cartridges"
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
July 15 2015 02:42 GMT
#3
I got a server position at a pretty swanky joint downtown.
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
JimmyJRaynor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada17791 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-07-15 02:53:54
July 15 2015 02:53 GMT
#4
my first job was at Burger King.
the trash compactor is completely fenced in with a locked door to prevent 'dumping' in the middle of the night.

i was 14 and got fired after about 2.5 months.
the manager was an asshole...

so late one frozen January night where it was like -10F me and another guy who hated the manager staked out the place....
we waited for the manager to go to the trash compactor for the final time of the night . .ast like 1:30am.

and we locked him in
Ray Kassar To David Crane : "you're no more important to Atari than the factory workers assembling the cartridges"
The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52798 Posts
July 15 2015 03:11 GMT
#5
Congrats! Have fun making money
ModeratorI am still alive, somehow
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Scarecrow
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Korea (South)9175 Posts
July 15 2015 03:14 GMT
#6
On July 15 2015 11:53 JimmyJRaynor wrote:
my first job was at Burger King.
the trash compactor is completely fenced in with a locked door to prevent 'dumping' in the middle of the night.

i was 14 and got fired after about 2.5 months.
the manager was an asshole...

so late one frozen January night where it was like -10F me and another guy who hated the manager staked out the place....
we waited for the manager to go to the trash compactor for the final time of the night . .ast like 1:30am.

and we locked him in

so you got him back by being a way bigger asshole? I bet you got fired for something completely reasonable too given the average maturity of a 14 yo. Why do you still think this is funny/worth sharing?
Yhamm is the god of predictions
JimmyJRaynor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada17791 Posts
July 15 2015 03:19 GMT
#7
i'm highlighting the wide range of quality in service industry jobs.
Ray Kassar To David Crane : "you're no more important to Atari than the factory workers assembling the cartridges"
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
July 15 2015 03:25 GMT
#8
naw this place is actually quality, its like a 4star restaurant in the 'nice' part of downtown.
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
JimmyJRaynor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada17791 Posts
July 15 2015 03:28 GMT
#9
congratz!
i figured it was a very good place based on your first couple of posts
Burger King is not so great
Ray Kassar To David Crane : "you're no more important to Atari than the factory workers assembling the cartridges"
Jerubaal
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States7684 Posts
July 15 2015 04:00 GMT
#10
There is only one Jerub.

I'm not stupid, a marauder just shot my brain.
Deathstar
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
9150 Posts
July 15 2015 04:25 GMT
#11
Congrats . Will the food you serve have some mystery meat?
rip passion
catplanetcatplanet
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
3837 Posts
July 15 2015 04:36 GMT
#12
congart on yer jerb
I think it's finally time to admit it might not be the year of Pet
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States46309 Posts
July 15 2015 04:52 GMT
#13
On July 15 2015 11:53 JimmyJRaynor wrote:
my first job was at Burger King.
the trash compactor is completely fenced in with a locked door to prevent 'dumping' in the middle of the night.

i was 14 and got fired after about 2.5 months.
the manager was an asshole...

so late one frozen January night where it was like -10F me and another guy who hated the manager staked out the place....
we waited for the manager to go to the trash compactor for the final time of the night . .ast like 1:30am.

and we locked him in


Dude don't post your own BM in this thread wtf.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States46309 Posts
July 15 2015 04:52 GMT
#14
Congrats MM1!
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
NovemberstOrm
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
Canada16217 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-07-15 05:10:08
July 15 2015 05:04 GMT
#15
Congrats man =]

New jobs = new experiences = awesome(usually)
Moderatorlickypiddy
Alakaslam
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
United States17336 Posts
July 15 2015 05:30 GMT
#16
On July 15 2015 11:53 JimmyJRaynor wrote:
my first job was at Burger King.
the trash compactor is completely fenced in with a locked door to prevent 'dumping' in the middle of the night.

i was 14 and got fired after about 2.5 months.
the manager was an asshole...

so late one frozen January night where it was like -10F me and another guy who hated the manager staked out the place....
we waited for the manager to go to the trash compactor for the final time of the night . .ast like 1:30am.

and we locked him in

I know people like you who are in jail for manslaughter.

Nice brag/troll. Hopefully the latter.

Yes I know that is technically bearable temps. But. Jailbird is in for locking someone in a 5F freezer; that's warmer than -10. Parka probably in both situations I assume? If not all the more reason for you to reflect on your dumb luck.
If you think Elon Musk is a Nazi, it is because YOU radicalized him!
aRyuujin
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States5049 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-07-15 09:28:16
July 15 2015 09:27 GMT
#17
Congrats!

Not sure if you've done it before, but the thing about serving in a fancy place is (generally) you still get shit wages, but the tips are more frequent, because there are often bigger crowds/ larger parties/better turnover, as well as a lower % of dicks who tip nothing or near nothing, and they are generally larger, because people are more generous/have more money/want to impress their SOs. Some upscale places have really intense tip-pool policies also, so just be smart.

ALSO:
this is an awesome/confusing post:

On July 15 2015 13:52 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
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On July 15 2015 11:53 JimmyJRaynor wrote:
my first job was at Burger King.
the trash compactor is completely fenced in with a locked door to prevent 'dumping' in the middle of the night.

i was 14 and got fired after about 2.5 months.
the manager was an asshole...

so late one frozen January night where it was like -10F me and another guy who hated the manager staked out the place....
we waited for the manager to go to the trash compactor for the final time of the night . .ast like 1:30am.

and we locked him in


Dude don't post your own BM in this thread wtf.

can i get my estro logo back pls
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32157 Posts
July 15 2015 11:55 GMT
#18
congrats!! you've done high end waiting before?
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20168 Posts
July 15 2015 14:29 GMT
#19
"Mysterymeat" "High end restaurant server"

Checks out.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
ThomasjServo
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
15244 Posts
July 15 2015 14:44 GMT
#20
Congrats, MM1. I never had the, "May I help you?" vibe necessary to do well in the food service industry on the low end, let alone the high end. Didn't stop me from working as a Caddy, in a Dry Cleaner, at Blockbuster, for a small city government though. Most of the time I was in school I was working for the city, that was a great job for the time.
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