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helpman177
Profile Blog Joined June 2015
56 Posts
June 18 2015 14:30 GMT
#41
The probability of getting laid

P(L) = s^2/t * √(log(p)*h)

Where s is the height in millimeters
t is the age in milliseconds
p is the TL post count
and h is the reduced Planck constant.
obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-06-18 15:02:07
June 18 2015 15:01 GMT
#42
On June 18 2015 23:30 helpman177 wrote:
The probability of getting laid

P(L) = s^2/t * √(log(p)*h)

Where s is the height in millimeters
t is the age in milliseconds
p is the TL post count
and h is the reduced Planck constant.

1730^2/59194624034000 * sqrt(log(6533)*1.054571726×10−34)

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Fucking Ell mate. Also we can deduce that TL post count has units of s/(J*m^2)

http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=1730^2/59194624034000 * sqrt(log(6533)*1.054571726×10−34)
I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
helpman177
Profile Blog Joined June 2015
56 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-06-18 16:48:14
June 18 2015 16:47 GMT
#43
That's not too bad a value for you. This is the probability of getting laid within the next hour.
JimmyJRaynor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada17079 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-06-18 18:09:21
June 18 2015 18:06 GMT
#44
here is the anthem that is a tribute to my first gf.

"hey hey what can i do.. i gotta little woman and she won't be true"

Ray Kassar To David Crane : "you're no more important to Atari than the factory workers assembling the cartridges"
JieXian
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Malaysia4677 Posts
June 19 2015 04:44 GMT
#45
On June 18 2015 06:14 ninazerg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 18 2015 05:45 Djzapz wrote:
On June 18 2015 05:32 ninazerg wrote:
On June 18 2015 04:49 Djzapz wrote:
OP just made me hopelessly racist. I could get laid before this, but now I'll make tasteless jokes about those people who use too much olive oil in everything. Fuck this shit.


That's not that racist. It would be really racist if you said "Don't you have bricks to smash with your head in the mushroom kingdom?"

I've talked to Pebble444 before. He's a really cool guy.

Would you also be comfortable saying he's firm?


Sometimes he is, sometimes he isn't.


I see you have met him on more than one occasion then.
Please send me a PM of any song you like that I most probably never heard of! I am looking for people to chat about writing and producing music | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noD-bsOcxuU |
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
June 19 2015 05:19 GMT
#46
On June 19 2015 13:44 JieXian wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 18 2015 06:14 ninazerg wrote:
On June 18 2015 05:45 Djzapz wrote:
On June 18 2015 05:32 ninazerg wrote:
On June 18 2015 04:49 Djzapz wrote:
OP just made me hopelessly racist. I could get laid before this, but now I'll make tasteless jokes about those people who use too much olive oil in everything. Fuck this shit.


That's not that racist. It would be really racist if you said "Don't you have bricks to smash with your head in the mushroom kingdom?"

I've talked to Pebble444 before. He's a really cool guy.

Would you also be comfortable saying he's firm?


Sometimes he is, sometimes he isn't.


I see you have met him on more than one occasion then.


Yeah, we met up a few times at some local hotels.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
JieXian
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Malaysia4677 Posts
June 20 2015 19:50 GMT
#47
On June 19 2015 14:19 ninazerg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 19 2015 13:44 JieXian wrote:
On June 18 2015 06:14 ninazerg wrote:
On June 18 2015 05:45 Djzapz wrote:
On June 18 2015 05:32 ninazerg wrote:
On June 18 2015 04:49 Djzapz wrote:
OP just made me hopelessly racist. I could get laid before this, but now I'll make tasteless jokes about those people who use too much olive oil in everything. Fuck this shit.


That's not that racist. It would be really racist if you said "Don't you have bricks to smash with your head in the mushroom kingdom?"

I've talked to Pebble444 before. He's a really cool guy.

Would you also be comfortable saying he's firm?


Sometimes he is, sometimes he isn't.


I see you have met him on more than one occasion then.


Yeah, we met up a few times at some local hotels.


nina gives no fucks

:D
Please send me a PM of any song you like that I most probably never heard of! I am looking for people to chat about writing and producing music | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noD-bsOcxuU |
obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
June 21 2015 00:21 GMT
#48
On June 21 2015 04:50 JieXian wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 19 2015 14:19 ninazerg wrote:
On June 19 2015 13:44 JieXian wrote:
On June 18 2015 06:14 ninazerg wrote:
On June 18 2015 05:45 Djzapz wrote:
On June 18 2015 05:32 ninazerg wrote:
On June 18 2015 04:49 Djzapz wrote:
OP just made me hopelessly racist. I could get laid before this, but now I'll make tasteless jokes about those people who use too much olive oil in everything. Fuck this shit.


That's not that racist. It would be really racist if you said "Don't you have bricks to smash with your head in the mushroom kingdom?"

I've talked to Pebble444 before. He's a really cool guy.

Would you also be comfortable saying he's firm?


Sometimes he is, sometimes he isn't.


I see you have met him on more than one occasion then.


Yeah, we met up a few times at some local hotels.


nina gives no fucks

:D

It sounds like she gave a few.
I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
CosmicSpiral
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States15275 Posts
June 21 2015 01:14 GMT
#49
I have never read an internet blog that references Casanova properly.

This continues that trend.
WriterWovon man nicht sprechen kann, darüber muß man schweigen.
JieXian
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Malaysia4677 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-06-21 04:59:38
June 21 2015 04:59 GMT
#50
On June 21 2015 09:21 obesechicken13 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 21 2015 04:50 JieXian wrote:
On June 19 2015 14:19 ninazerg wrote:
On June 19 2015 13:44 JieXian wrote:
On June 18 2015 06:14 ninazerg wrote:
On June 18 2015 05:45 Djzapz wrote:
On June 18 2015 05:32 ninazerg wrote:
On June 18 2015 04:49 Djzapz wrote:
OP just made me hopelessly racist. I could get laid before this, but now I'll make tasteless jokes about those people who use too much olive oil in everything. Fuck this shit.


That's not that racist. It would be really racist if you said "Don't you have bricks to smash with your head in the mushroom kingdom?"

I've talked to Pebble444 before. He's a really cool guy.

Would you also be comfortable saying he's firm?


Sometimes he is, sometimes he isn't.


I see you have met him on more than one occasion then.


Yeah, we met up a few times at some local hotels.


nina gives no fucks

:D

It sounds like she gave a few.


Exactly! She didn't and she did!

The Nina Paradox. badum tsssch
Please send me a PM of any song you like that I most probably never heard of! I am looking for people to chat about writing and producing music | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noD-bsOcxuU |
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