EPTOn June 16 2015 17:17 pebble444 wrote:
Point 2: Be firm!
Point 2: Be firm!
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batsnacks
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banjoetheredskin
United States744 Posts
On June 16 2015 17:17 pebble444 wrote: Would you buy a sandwhich which feels ugly? ...N...No...?! No! I hadn't really considered feeling my sandwiches before buying them, but if it'll get me laid, then why not? | ||
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helpman177
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(This is the true and only way): 1. Get a good haircut ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/Y4z8Xej.jpg) 2. Confess your sins ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/5DINUXW.jpg) 3. Respect the elders ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/CobZwHC.jpg) 4. Have an area of expertise ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/PBvhLxa.jpg) 5. Know your limits ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/vUdUbvu.jpg) | ||
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ninazerg
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JieXian
Malaysia4677 Posts
[I'm doing everyone a favour by not posting a picture of an ugly woman] Are you willing to make your life better? Are you tired of the same routines? You should start a pickup course, do some marketing and start raking in the $$$$$$$$ UOMO! | ||
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Serejai
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FFW_Rude
France10201 Posts
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MysteryMeat1
United States3291 Posts
eh gurl wanna see my mysterymeat? | ||
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Hryul
Austria2609 Posts
On June 18 2015 01:47 MysteryMeat1 wrote: i only have one step, eh gurl wanna see my mysterymeat? not firm enough. must be: "EEAAYY GRILL, ya wanna see my mystermymeat11!!!!!11eleven" | ||
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JimmyJRaynor
Canada16577 Posts
after we're done.. if it was really good.... then i even let them watch me edit a couple of posts and i let them hit the "update" button. it really improves the intimacy level. | ||
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MysteryMeat1
United States3291 Posts
On June 18 2015 01:52 Hryul wrote: not firm enough. must be: "EEAAYY GRILL, ya wanna see my mystermymeat11!!!!!11eleven" im a soft tofu, if you catch my drift. I'm super jealous, saying i have over 2500 posts doesn't quite have the same impact. | ||
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Djzapz
Canada10681 Posts
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ninazerg
United States7291 Posts
On June 18 2015 04:49 Djzapz wrote: OP just made me hopelessly racist. I could get laid before this, but now I'll make tasteless jokes about those people who use too much olive oil in everything. Fuck this shit. That's not that racist. It would be really racist if you said "Don't you have bricks to smash with your head in the mushroom kingdom?" I've talked to Pebble444 before. He's a really cool guy. | ||
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Djzapz
Canada10681 Posts
On June 18 2015 05:32 ninazerg wrote: That's not that racist. It would be really racist if you said "Don't you have bricks to smash with your head in the mushroom kingdom?" I've talked to Pebble444 before. He's a really cool guy. Would you also be comfortable saying he's firm? | ||
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ninazerg
United States7291 Posts
On June 18 2015 05:45 Djzapz wrote: Would you also be comfortable saying he's firm? Sometimes he is, sometimes he isn't. | ||
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YokoKano
United States612 Posts
things i've found that work super good are: psychopathy, eating the competing high school 1v5 on hunters, lake cabins, moral degeneracy, IQ tests (her scoring higher) in between are: dancing / not dancing, turkish delite | ||
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mierin
United States4943 Posts
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Serejai
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obesechicken13
United States10467 Posts
On June 18 2015 02:44 JimmyJRaynor wrote: lately i've just been telling girls i have over 3000 posts on TL.Net and usually they just take their clothes off immediately. after we're done.. if it was really good.... then i even let them watch me edit a couple of posts and i let them hit the "update" button. it really improves the intimacy level. Is that what I've been doing wrong? | ||
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c3rberUs
Japan11285 Posts
On June 17 2015 18:23 ninazerg wrote: 6. Take a dump on Debra's desk! LIKE A BOSS Haha, I remember this. If it works like magic with 3000 posts, of I go then with my 5500... | ||
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