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batsnacks
Profile Blog Joined April 2014
United States4466 Posts
June 17 2015 02:22 GMT
#21
On June 16 2015 17:17 pebble444 wrote:
Point 2: Be firm!

teehee
banjoetheredskin
Profile Blog Joined November 2012
United States744 Posts
June 17 2015 05:20 GMT
#22
On June 16 2015 17:17 pebble444 wrote:
Would you buy a sandwhich which feels ugly?

...N...No...?! No! I hadn't really considered feeling my sandwiches before buying them, but if it'll get me laid, then why not?
Writer#1 CJ fan | http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/starcraft-2/508947-wcs-dreamhack-austin-interviews
helpman177
Profile Blog Joined June 2015
56 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-06-17 06:51:02
June 17 2015 06:22 GMT
#23
Getting laid
(This is the true and only way):

1. Get a good haircut
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2. Confess your sins
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3. Respect the elders
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4. Have an area of expertise
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5. Know your limits
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ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
June 17 2015 09:23 GMT
#24
6. Take a dump on Debra's desk! LIKE A BOSS
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
JieXian
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Malaysia4677 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-06-17 14:49:16
June 17 2015 14:38 GMT
#25
7. Set your expectations LOW
[I'm doing everyone a favour by not posting a picture of an ugly woman]

Are you willing to make your life better? Are you tired of the same routines? You should start a pickup course, do some marketing and start raking in the $$$$$$$$ UOMO!
Please send me a PM of any song you like that I most probably never heard of! I am looking for people to chat about writing and producing music | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noD-bsOcxuU |
Serejai
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
6007 Posts
June 17 2015 15:28 GMT
#26
Somebody call squattincassanova to this thread. He can set everyone straight.
I HAVE 5 TOAST POINTS
FFW_Rude
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
France10201 Posts
June 17 2015 15:58 GMT
#27
Those advices never cease to amaze me.
#1 KT Rolster fanboy. KT BEST KT ! Hail to KT playoffs Zergs ! Unofficial french translator for SlayerS_`Boxer` biography "Crazy as me".
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
June 17 2015 16:47 GMT
#28
i only have one step,

eh gurl wanna see my mysterymeat?
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
Hryul
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Austria2609 Posts
June 17 2015 16:52 GMT
#29
On June 18 2015 01:47 MysteryMeat1 wrote:
i only have one step,

eh gurl wanna see my mysterymeat?

not firm enough. must be: "EEAAYY GRILL, ya wanna see my mystermymeat11!!!!!11eleven"
Countdown to victory: 1 200!
JimmyJRaynor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada17791 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-06-17 17:50:52
June 17 2015 17:44 GMT
#30
lately i've just been telling girls i have over 3000 posts on TL.Net and usually they just take their clothes off immediately.

after we're done.. if it was really good.... then i even let them watch me edit a couple of posts and i let them hit the "update" button.

it really improves the intimacy level.
Ray Kassar To David Crane : "you're no more important to Atari than the factory workers assembling the cartridges"
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
June 17 2015 18:08 GMT
#31
On June 18 2015 01:52 Hryul wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 18 2015 01:47 MysteryMeat1 wrote:
i only have one step,

eh gurl wanna see my mysterymeat?

not firm enough. must be: "EEAAYY GRILL, ya wanna see my mystermymeat11!!!!!11eleven"


im a soft tofu, if you catch my drift.



I'm super jealous, saying i have over 2500 posts doesn't quite have the same impact.
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
June 17 2015 19:49 GMT
#32
OP just made me hopelessly racist. I could get laid before this, but now I'll make tasteless jokes about those people who use too much olive oil in everything. Fuck this shit.
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
June 17 2015 20:32 GMT
#33
On June 18 2015 04:49 Djzapz wrote:
OP just made me hopelessly racist. I could get laid before this, but now I'll make tasteless jokes about those people who use too much olive oil in everything. Fuck this shit.


That's not that racist. It would be really racist if you said "Don't you have bricks to smash with your head in the mushroom kingdom?"

I've talked to Pebble444 before. He's a really cool guy.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
June 17 2015 20:45 GMT
#34
On June 18 2015 05:32 ninazerg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 18 2015 04:49 Djzapz wrote:
OP just made me hopelessly racist. I could get laid before this, but now I'll make tasteless jokes about those people who use too much olive oil in everything. Fuck this shit.


That's not that racist. It would be really racist if you said "Don't you have bricks to smash with your head in the mushroom kingdom?"

I've talked to Pebble444 before. He's a really cool guy.

Would you also be comfortable saying he's firm?
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
June 17 2015 21:14 GMT
#35
On June 18 2015 05:45 Djzapz wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 18 2015 05:32 ninazerg wrote:
On June 18 2015 04:49 Djzapz wrote:
OP just made me hopelessly racist. I could get laid before this, but now I'll make tasteless jokes about those people who use too much olive oil in everything. Fuck this shit.


That's not that racist. It would be really racist if you said "Don't you have bricks to smash with your head in the mushroom kingdom?"

I've talked to Pebble444 before. He's a really cool guy.

Would you also be comfortable saying he's firm?


Sometimes he is, sometimes he isn't.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
YokoKano
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States612 Posts
June 17 2015 23:37 GMT
#36
things i've found that don't work are: "we should crash warthogs into each other on blood gulch (and calling her retarded)", paper air plane competitions, speed. , obs bw (her obs), empathy, anxiety

things i've found that work super good are: psychopathy, eating the competing high school 1v5 on hunters, lake cabins, moral degeneracy, IQ tests (her scoring higher)

in between are: dancing / not dancing, turkish delite
IQ 155.905638752
mierin
Profile Joined August 2010
United States4943 Posts
June 18 2015 00:50 GMT
#37
I never understood the obsession with getting laid. I admit I've only had a few serious gfs, but just the thought of coming back home to someone who you can laugh with, watch tv with, someone who knows you better than almost anyone else...the sex is great, but I'd almost say I'd rather have the comfort of a stable relationship than sex. Maybe I'm just getting old, haha
JD, Stork, Calm, Hyuk Fighting!
Serejai
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
6007 Posts
June 18 2015 01:01 GMT
#38
Virgin alert
I HAVE 5 TOAST POINTS
obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
June 18 2015 04:45 GMT
#39
On June 18 2015 02:44 JimmyJRaynor wrote:
lately i've just been telling girls i have over 3000 posts on TL.Net and usually they just take their clothes off immediately.

after we're done.. if it was really good.... then i even let them watch me edit a couple of posts and i let them hit the "update" button.

it really improves the intimacy level.

Is that what I've been doing wrong?
I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
c3rberUs
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Japan11622 Posts
June 18 2015 13:53 GMT
#40
On June 17 2015 18:23 ninazerg wrote:
6. Take a dump on Debra's desk! LIKE A BOSS

Haha, I remember this.

If it works like magic with 3000 posts, of I go then with my 5500...
WriterMovie, 진영화 : "StarCraft will never die".
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