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FFGenerations
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
7088 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-04-08 11:24:02
April 08 2015 11:22 GMT
#21
or better still you could just jump on the ASMR bandwagon and have the girls (and thousands of willing donators) come to you

here's the first 5 random girls who decided it was a good way to make money (ignoring your girl)

they have more views than totalbiscuit just for brushing their hair on camera for 30 minutes
go figure







Cool BW Music Vid - youtube.com/watch?v=W54nlqJ-Nx8 ~~~~~ ᕤ OYSTERS ᕤ CLAMS ᕤ AND ᕤ CUCKOLDS ᕤ ~~~~~~ ༼ ᕤ◕◡◕ ༽ᕤ PUNCH HIM ༼ ᕤ◕◡◕ ༽ᕤ
Endymion
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States3701 Posts
April 08 2015 13:39 GMT
#22
On April 08 2015 18:12 Chairman Ray wrote:
I messaged her asking for her to give you a shoutout in her next video. Fingers crossed!

classy af
Have you considered the MMO-Champion forum? You are just as irrational and delusional with the right portion of nostalgic populism. By the way: The old Brood War was absolutely unplayable
Skynx
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
Turkey7150 Posts
April 08 2015 15:23 GMT
#23
I wasn't convinced that you were Shauni, until this.
"When seagulls follow the troller, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea. Thank you very much" - King Cantona | STX 4 eva
Topin
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Peru10129 Posts
April 08 2015 15:34 GMT
#24
Shauni is that you?
i would define my style between a mix of ByuN, Maru and MKP
Glowsphere
Profile Blog Joined November 2014
United States170 Posts
April 08 2015 17:44 GMT
#25
ASMR sounds sexy in theory (girl whispering in your ear), but I've never seen one that wasn't ridiculous and comical. Anyone here besides fluffy actually enjoy them?
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32161 Posts
April 08 2015 17:54 GMT
#26
On April 08 2015 15:47 aTnClouD wrote:
creepy as fuck

damn bro damn
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
DepressedOne
Profile Blog Joined September 2014
United States190 Posts
April 08 2015 21:37 GMT
#27
On April 09 2015 02:44 Glowsphere wrote:
ASMR sounds sexy in theory (girl whispering in your ear), but I've never seen one that wasn't ridiculous and comical. Anyone here besides fluffy actually enjoy them?

i enjoy them.
Me sad.
fluffy_pylon
Profile Blog Joined November 2014
United States79 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-04-09 02:56:15
April 09 2015 02:48 GMT
#28
a few other ones i enjoy, i put em in spoilers for convenience and stuff ;;

Hot Emo Goth Chick
+ Show Spoiler +


Half Middle Eastern Hottie
+ Show Spoiler +


Cutie Next Door Appeal
+ Show Spoiler +


Greek Babe with Sexy Accent
+ Show Spoiler +


Caption not necessary = O.O ^^
+ Show Spoiler +


Adorable Cowardly Lion from Wizard of Oz (in British accent)
+ Show Spoiler +
fluffy_pylon
Profile Blog Joined November 2014
United States79 Posts
April 09 2015 05:25 GMT
#29
I guess just a way for lonely guys to overcome.
Ehzera
Profile Blog Joined August 2014
Singapore212 Posts
April 09 2015 05:45 GMT
#30
Why don't you just walk outside of your house and talk to people?
“A tree without roots is just a piece of wood.” - Marco Pierre White
fluffy_pylon
Profile Blog Joined November 2014
United States79 Posts
April 09 2015 06:23 GMT
#31
high risk, low return
ahswtini
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Northern Ireland22213 Posts
April 09 2015 07:15 GMT
#32
it's not difficult to do it in a manner that won't attract a sexual harassment charge
"As I've said, balance isn't about strategies or counters, it's about probability and statistics." - paralleluniverse
opisska
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Poland8852 Posts
April 09 2015 07:26 GMT
#33
On April 09 2015 16:15 ahswtini wrote:
it's not difficult to do it in a manner that won't attract a sexual harassment charge


In the remotely possible case that OP indeed is Shauni, I wouldn't be so sure about your statement
"Jeez, that's far from ideal." - Serral, the king of mild trashtalk
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Ehzera
Profile Blog Joined August 2014
Singapore212 Posts
April 09 2015 08:45 GMT
#34
On April 09 2015 15:23 fluffy_pylon wrote:
high risk, low return


Once you've actually felt the touch of a woman, and had her breath in your ears, and your dick wet, you won't think it's low return.
“A tree without roots is just a piece of wood.” - Marco Pierre White
fluffy_pylon
Profile Blog Joined November 2014
United States79 Posts
April 09 2015 11:04 GMT
#35
expected value 0 + time and effort = negative gain
ahswtini
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Northern Ireland22213 Posts
April 09 2015 13:01 GMT
#36
u dont value the scent of a woman??
"As I've said, balance isn't about strategies or counters, it's about probability and statistics." - paralleluniverse
parkufarku
Profile Blog Joined March 2014
882 Posts
April 13 2015 00:22 GMT
#37
On April 09 2015 16:26 opisska wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 09 2015 16:15 ahswtini wrote:
it's not difficult to do it in a manner that won't attract a sexual harassment charge


In the remotely possible case that OP indeed is Shauni, I wouldn't be so sure about your statement


I think it's safe to say that OP has indeed reached Shauni's level. He's crying over a random youtube girl's beauty and counting how many times she blinked. Oh lord, even as a teenager I was never this desperate lol
JacobShock
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
Denmark2485 Posts
April 13 2015 03:07 GMT
#38
what the fuck is this ASMR whisper video thing and why!? I am getting old and cranky...
"Right on" - Morrow
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