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fluffy_pylon
Profile Blog Joined November 2014
United States79 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-04-08 04:18:32
April 08 2015 02:58 GMT
#1
Coming off the tide of my latest blog (Warning: may be dangerous to your health), in which my best friend basically attempted to molest me, I had been feeling very lonely and seeking companionship in the way of romance, while evaluating my whole life and lack of close friendships.

Until...I saw a girl so beautiful that I wanted to cry.

I was watching a youtube video in bed, and the girl in the video was reading her favorite inspirational quotes, and not only was she unbelievably pretty and beautiful, but her personality was so genuine and real, her voice was so soft and gentle, and every time she touched her hair my heart skipped a beat, when she licked her lips my eyes were magnetically drawn to them, and whenever she moved her head to the right or left I found myself moving my head in the same direction and copying her expressions. When she said a little joke we both smiled at the same time. When a strand of hair fell on her face I stared for a second at how peaceful she looked and then a moment later I tried to slowly brush her hair to the side with my fingers. I even tried counting how many times she blinked. At the end of the video I closed my eyes and smiled and a tear rolled down my cheek because I knew I could never have her. Even though I only know her from youtube I think she is the most perfect and wonderful person I ever laid eyes on and she makes me feel something inside that I never want to let go of. I hear her voice in my head and I can't stop thinking about her.

She was like an absolute angel and if I could I would bury my head in her armpit and surrender myself to a blissful afterlife.

EDIT: added vid
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Cricketer12
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States13989 Posts
April 08 2015 03:23 GMT
#2
not enough shoulders, not as good this time
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fluffy_pylon
Profile Blog Joined November 2014
United States79 Posts
April 08 2015 03:24 GMT
#3
On April 08 2015 12:23 Cricketer12 wrote:
not enough shoulders, not as good this time

i know i'm still reeling in shock from my previous traumatic encounter
c3rberUs
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Japan11286 Posts
April 08 2015 03:27 GMT
#4
Did she try to kiss you?
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fluffy_pylon
Profile Blog Joined November 2014
United States79 Posts
April 08 2015 03:34 GMT
#5
On April 08 2015 12:27 c3rberUs wrote:
Did she try to kiss you?

No, but the screen of my laptop is always very hot for some reason and the air coming from the screen is quite warm, and when I bring my face near the monitor it almost feels like a girl's face is almost touching mine
aRyuujin
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States5049 Posts
April 08 2015 04:02 GMT
#6
i can't believe you didn't link the video
can i get my estro logo back pls
Jerubaal
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States7684 Posts
April 08 2015 04:05 GMT
#7
Was it Sarah McLachlan?
I'm not stupid, a marauder just shot my brain.
SetGuitarsToKill
Profile Blog Joined December 2013
Canada28396 Posts
April 08 2015 04:26 GMT
#8
This one has significantly less homoeroticism in it, and is therefore much much less interesting.
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fluffy_pylon
Profile Blog Joined November 2014
United States79 Posts
April 08 2015 04:29 GMT
#9
The reason that I didn't originally include the video was because I realize that taste and attraction are subjective things.
Second, I was operating on about 4 hours of sleep so although she isn't exactly drop dead gorgeous, she got me up and going and did the trick (which was good enough for me).
And third, subconsciously speaking, she reminds me of a younger version of my mom. Weirdly I often find myself attracted to females who look like what my mom used to 25 years ago.
Dalguno
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States2446 Posts
April 08 2015 04:47 GMT
#10
On April 08 2015 13:29 fluffy_pylon wrote:
The reason that I didn't originally include the video was because I realize that taste and attraction are subjective things.
Second, I was operating on about 4 hours of sleep so although she isn't exactly drop dead gorgeous, she got me up and going and did the trick (which was good enough for me).
And third, subconsciously speaking, she reminds me of a younger version of my mom. Weirdly I often find myself attracted to females who look like what my mom used to 25 years ago.


I think that's a natural psychological phenomenon. Some study of Freud?
"I'm gonna keep making drones cause I'm a baller, and ballers make drones." -Snute
TheTenthDoc
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States9561 Posts
April 08 2015 05:28 GMT
#11
This reminds me of this story.
porkRaven
Profile Joined December 2010
United States953 Posts
April 08 2015 05:38 GMT
#12
I know you'll find love one day. Keep it up! I have full support for you!
SHOUTOUTS TO Aylear!!!
aTnClouD
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Italy2428 Posts
April 08 2015 06:47 GMT
#13
creepy as fuck
http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g64/hunter692007/kruemelmonsteryn0.gif
riotjune
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States3393 Posts
April 08 2015 07:22 GMT
#14
what in hell
ZenithM
Profile Joined February 2011
France15952 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-04-08 07:37:33
April 08 2015 07:32 GMT
#15
Hahaha I thought you were a girl when I read the OP so I didn't understand the other poster's complaints about how it wasn't homoerotic enough.
Weird how we're wired to find that text a bit creepy if you're a male writing it, and cute if you're a female, because that's kinda what I told myself. Fucking social constructs.

Edit: On the other hand, I learned the existence of "ASMR artists" thanks to this thread. Seems to me that it's how we spell "creepy whispering goofs" nowadays, but maybe I'll investigate more on that.
opisska
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Poland8852 Posts
April 08 2015 07:57 GMT
#16
OK, so now even I wonder if the TL blogs section naturally attracts this kind of weird characters of if there is an ... unifying undertext.
"Jeez, that's far from ideal." - Serral, the king of mild trashtalk
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ahswtini
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Northern Ireland22208 Posts
April 08 2015 08:41 GMT
#17
On April 08 2015 15:47 aTnClouD wrote:
creepy as fuck

waaaaait a minute didnt you jack off over your sister once?? [image loading]
"As I've said, balance isn't about strategies or counters, it's about probability and statistics." - paralleluniverse
Pandemona *
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Charlie Sheens House51493 Posts
April 08 2015 08:43 GMT
#18
Slowly but surely confirming Shauni alt..... xD
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Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
April 08 2015 09:12 GMT
#19
I messaged her asking for her to give you a shoutout in her next video. Fingers crossed!
FFGenerations
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
7088 Posts
April 08 2015 10:54 GMT
#20
way to destroy his chances!

if you become really cool then there's no reason she wouldn't date you

btw did you read about her subject matter? all her youtube videos are because of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autonomous_sensory_meridian_response

which is , as far as i can gather, what young people call "emotional surge" (or what i might call dopamine surge)

apparently a 10/10 seventeen year old girl in HD whispering in your ear inches from your face gives 70,000 people an emotional surge (who would have thought).

idk why people feel the need to go batshit insane and coin it ASMR though

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