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Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
October 20 2014 05:51 GMT
#1
"Just... just who is this barcode fuckface?"

Joo Sung Wook's jaw hung open as he tried wrangling down the four medivacs darting amongst his bases. His jaw opened wider as his opponent's bio danced past zealots, their marines executing probes, marauders demolishing nexii. When his all-in counter ran over a quad of mines, he tapped the g keys twice for the sixth time in a row.

"Shibal... this multi..."

Now onto the profile screen - click open match history. Twenty-eight and one. All terran, except for one loss as protoss.

Zest shook his head, began typing. Who are you? This is Sung-Wook.

I've known you for years... you can't beat me. Even when you did, I was just toying with you.

Ah, Zest thought. Young-ho hyung, is this you? I thought you were busy playing FIFA...

Hahaha... why are you calling a surgeon a caveman? Are you insulting me, boy?

Zest snorted and grabbed another bottle of Pocari sweat from a cardboard box. The grapey tang cleared his head and he stood up, vaulted a few quick steps into Flash's private room... and found the God of Brood War asleep, mumbling the phrase 'bulgolgi bulgolgi bulgolgi' over and over again.

Zest sat back down at the computer. Mr. Barcode had added a new line.

So you're playing against a zerg in a few weeks, huh?

Yes, I'm playing against Life. He resisted the urge to add the word 'hyung', but there was no doubt in his mind that he was not the favorite going into the match.

Just a zerg... just another zerg.

Zest laughed a little. The phrase sounded familiar.

I'm honestly a little nervous for the match.

Barcode's reply was quick. Keke, are you trying to flirt with me? I'm not that girl who ran onstage screaming oppa oppa oppa at the GSL...

A few rays of light began to arc off the Korea Life Building, fighting past blinds to brighten up the practice room. Zest squinted.

I really am. I feel trapped when I play against someone with such good control and aggression...

Hah... no zerg is aggressive. They're all fakes.

Huh?

All of them. Greedy fakes, trying to scare you so they can make more drones.

So I should just...

Distract and strike. Strike, strike, and strike again. And never let up.

Hmmm. Thank you, ... hyung.

No, thank you, dongsang. You make a former protoss like me proud.

Protoss? But your record... Zest took another sip of the Pocari sweat. Something began to click.

I am better with Terran, but I had too much pride to switch... just like Young-Ho had too much pride to go to Protoss.

You - your multi - you're -

I must go. You gave me good ideas for how to properly train Classic. And you better beat Life, so the insights I have gleaned on you do not go to waste...

Zest powered down his computer. He slept well that day.


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OtherWorld
Profile Blog Joined October 2013
France17333 Posts
October 20 2014 08:50 GMT
#2
Pretty nice
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padiseal2
Profile Joined August 2012
Austria721 Posts
October 20 2014 10:22 GMT
#3
expected this to be a different kind of zest fiction
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Skynx
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
Turkey7150 Posts
October 20 2014 10:39 GMT
#4
Calm before the storm, every solider gets a good nights sleep right before the day of redemption

Life 3-0 Zest
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freeshooter
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States477 Posts
October 20 2014 17:33 GMT
#5
Nice short story. I wanna say I know who the mystery terran is, but I'm too afraid, too hopeful. I might just be flat out wrong on who it is of course.
falconfan02
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States231 Posts
October 20 2014 18:42 GMT
#6
On October 21 2014 02:33 freeshooter wrote:
Nice short story. I wanna say I know who the mystery terran is, but I'm too afraid, too hopeful. I might just be flat out wrong on who it is of course.


Yeah I think I know but I'm not quite sure lol.

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is it bisu?
WonnaPlay
Profile Joined September 2010
Netherlands912 Posts
October 20 2014 20:33 GMT
#7
On October 21 2014 03:42 falconfan02 wrote:
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On October 21 2014 02:33 freeshooter wrote:
Nice short story. I wanna say I know who the mystery terran is, but I'm too afraid, too hopeful. I might just be flat out wrong on who it is of course.


Yeah I think I know but I'm not quite sure lol.

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is it bisu?


I'm pretty sure it is, but I had to google some names for it (not familiar with old scene :D)
Great story
aRyuujin
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States5049 Posts
October 20 2014 23:25 GMT
#8
holy fuck its bisu
can i get my estro logo back pls
Motlu
Profile Joined August 2014
Australia884 Posts
October 21 2014 08:24 GMT
#9
Zest not the favourite vs Life!? I bet this story is set in a bizzaro world. >:D
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sths
Profile Blog Joined October 2012
Australia192 Posts
October 21 2014 08:28 GMT
#10
you had me at "barcode fuckface". /not racist
The_Red_Viper
Profile Blog Joined August 2013
19533 Posts
October 21 2014 08:59 GMT
#11
I bet Bisu would have been irrelevant with terran too
Nice story though (Zest wouldn't lose, but okay)
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Pino
Profile Joined June 2013
1032 Posts
October 21 2014 22:43 GMT
#12
I would have thought bisu would coach classic more about fangirls than the game but whatever, nice read
sadiroTnuda
Profile Blog Joined October 2014
United States10 Posts
October 22 2014 01:06 GMT
#13
...cute. Fairly sure Bisu was the bastard son BoxeR and iloveoov always wanted. He could kill Zerg better than either one of them, and he could 2-gate like BoxeR could 2-rax. Even better, unlike any of their actual progeny he wasn't a Kong. Better still, he would never threaten the eternal Terran hegemony exemplified by SKT.

I always thought of Rain as Bisu's heir, good PvP (check), tournament winning PvZ (check), questionable PvT (check), cheesed out of the OSL by a young up-and-coming Terran player (double check). Maru's build was nowhere near as good as Flash's (not really Maru's fault he didn't get to play on Monty Hall though).

I guess now that Rain sucks, Zest can serve as a credible substitute (although Bisu would never forgive him for losing to soO).
ZigguratOfUr
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
Iraq16955 Posts
November 01 2014 22:16 GMT
#14
Really nice story. Bisu the god of terran...
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