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corumjhaelen
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
France6884 Posts
June 20 2014 09:46 GMT
#1
Think about it : we're living to eat. Every single one of our action is consciously or subconsciously directed at this goal.
Indeed, look at it : when asked 100% of the respondant declared they eat at least twice a day. Up to 21% of a frenchman budget is spent on food, and that's with the skyhigh rents and the 95% revenue tax. And just try to live a few days without eating, you'll see it's tough.
Of course, you'll tell me that some people don't really care that much about eating, something about diets. But have you read Baudrillard ? It's not because easting has become a system of signs we show toward society that it is not the center of our preoccupation, it has just taken a different form. And those diets are a way to claim one doesn't care about eating, while in fact they do even more than others. Fucking pevert priests, but I digress.

More or less, it seems clear to me that all our actions, our strive for greatness, for girls, for a good job, for knowledge and for the triumph of ESPORTS are all but a simulacrum, and that their ultimate, albeit hidden goal, is to get a piece of a good ol' hamburger with french fries. Or something actually good, like cheese :
[image loading]
This might or might not contain a bit more fat than usually adviced. I should taste it to be sure.

or... cheese :
[image loading]
Yeah, I'm French, why do you ask ?

And all this proves that a woman's main asset is her cooking skills.

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To the great darwino-schopenhaurian thinker, Xiphos


*****
‎numquam se plus agere quam nihil cum ageret, numquam minus solum esse quam cum solus esset
Boonbag
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
France3318 Posts
June 20 2014 10:32 GMT
#2
your cheese's color is pretty fucked up
might be the photograph tho
ZenithM
Profile Joined February 2011
France15952 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-06-20 11:28:36
June 20 2014 11:28 GMT
#3
First looks like a Chaource. Very good stuff.
Edit: Oh my bad, it's a Brillat-Savarin.
But I would still argue that we eat to live first, then live to eat (for French people) ;D
MtlGuitarist97
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States1539 Posts
June 20 2014 14:07 GMT
#4
On June 20 2014 18:46 corumjhaelen wrote:
Think about it : we're living to eat.

Actually we live to reproduce, but to reproduce you have to have energy to fuck, and to have energy to fuck you need to eat
corumjhaelen
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
France6884 Posts
June 20 2014 14:20 GMT
#5
On June 20 2014 23:07 MtlGuitarist97 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 20 2014 18:46 corumjhaelen wrote:
Think about it : we're living to eat.

Actually we live to reproduce, but to reproduce you have to have energy to fuck, and to have energy to fuck you need to eat

But is a woman's number 1 asset is based on their sexual appeal ?
Also I approve of my fellow frenchmen. Chaource rules too, nom nom nom
‎numquam se plus agere quam nihil cum ageret, numquam minus solum esse quam cum solus esset
Paljas
Profile Joined October 2011
Germany6926 Posts
June 20 2014 14:23 GMT
#6
ban every non french poster from this, i want to read a diligent discussion about cheese
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farvacola
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States18870 Posts
June 20 2014 14:25 GMT
#7
But I like cheese too!
"when the Dead Kennedys found out they had skinhead fans, they literally wrote a song titled 'Nazi Punks Fuck Off'"
BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES51706 Posts
June 20 2014 14:27 GMT
#8
congratulations on reaching the next stage in your journey to find the meaning of life.....I guess?
Brood War EICWoo Jung Ho, never forget.| Twitter: @BLinDRawR
corumjhaelen
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
France6884 Posts
June 20 2014 14:27 GMT
#9
On June 20 2014 23:25 farvacola wrote:
But I like cheese too!

Prove it by posting good pictures !
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Munster <3 It stinks, but god is it good !
‎numquam se plus agere quam nihil cum ageret, numquam minus solum esse quam cum solus esset
BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES51706 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-06-20 14:46:56
June 20 2014 14:45 GMT
#10
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some good ol' blue cheese and Parmigiana

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Brood War EICWoo Jung Ho, never forget.| Twitter: @BLinDRawR
Boonbag
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
France3318 Posts
June 20 2014 15:44 GMT
#11
all these cheese are low grade shit

corsica / corrèze / switzerland

they own all cheeses
BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES51706 Posts
June 20 2014 16:07 GMT
#12
naw son 4pool is the cheese that ends all cheeses.
Brood War EICWoo Jung Ho, never forget.| Twitter: @BLinDRawR
[Agony]x90
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States853 Posts
June 20 2014 17:49 GMT
#13
Yup. Can't outdo my kind of cheese!

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Yeah I'm American. Why do you ask? :D
JF dodger since 2009
Boonbag
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
France3318 Posts
June 20 2014 18:59 GMT
#14
farm irish cheddar is culinary orgasm
what u posted is a fucken insult
to all the generations of irish migrants
dravernor
Profile Blog Joined May 2013
Netherlands6192 Posts
June 20 2014 21:21 GMT
#15
I love cheese! Feta, omnom. Could eat it on anything.
It is funny though, I was thinking along these lines the other day. I hate cooking, and I don't like a lot of foods, so I don't rank very high in your asset standings But so much of our social lives revolve around food. Almost all social activities involve consumption of food or drink. Go our for a coffee with a girl you like, go for lunch with your mom, invite people over for a dinner, picnic in the park with your boyfriend etc. For someone with a limited diet it can be very restrictive. Since I stopped eating meat I have also stopped accepting invitations to dinners and events where I will have to eat. My friend is on a protein shake diet and he has suddenly become so withdrawn because he has stopped going out drinking with friends.
It is amazing how big a role social eating takes in our lives.
<3
loginn
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
France815 Posts
June 21 2014 14:36 GMT
#16
Any kind of Vacherin I'll take all day anyday. Also Epoisse.
Stephano, Taking skill to the bank since IPL3. Also Lucifron and FBH
Paljas
Profile Joined October 2011
Germany6926 Posts
June 21 2014 15:08 GMT
#17
On June 21 2014 06:21 dravernor wrote:
I love cheese! Feta, omnom. Could eat it on anything.
It is funny though, I was thinking along these lines the other day. I hate cooking, and I don't like a lot of foods, so I don't rank very high in your asset standings But so much of our social lives revolve around food. Almost all social activities involve consumption of food or drink. Go our for a coffee with a girl you like, go for lunch with your mom, invite people over for a dinner, picnic in the park with your boyfriend etc. For someone with a limited diet it can be very restrictive. Since I stopped eating meat I have also stopped accepting invitations to dinners and events where I will have to eat. My friend is on a protein shake diet and he has suddenly become so withdrawn because he has stopped going out drinking with friends.
It is amazing how big a role social eating takes in our lives.

or you could just ask the people making the dinner to provide food without meat.

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dravernor
Profile Blog Joined May 2013
Netherlands6192 Posts
June 21 2014 15:23 GMT
#18
On June 22 2014 00:08 Paljas wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 21 2014 06:21 dravernor wrote:
I love cheese! Feta, omnom. Could eat it on anything.
It is funny though, I was thinking along these lines the other day. I hate cooking, and I don't like a lot of foods, so I don't rank very high in your asset standings But so much of our social lives revolve around food. Almost all social activities involve consumption of food or drink. Go our for a coffee with a girl you like, go for lunch with your mom, invite people over for a dinner, picnic in the park with your boyfriend etc. For someone with a limited diet it can be very restrictive. Since I stopped eating meat I have also stopped accepting invitations to dinners and events where I will have to eat. My friend is on a protein shake diet and he has suddenly become so withdrawn because he has stopped going out drinking with friends.
It is amazing how big a role social eating takes in our lives.

or you could just ask the people making the dinner to provide food without meat.


Well yeah, most of my friends are aware I don't eat meat and I hate being an inconvenience to them and making them cook something completely different :/ as they end up preparing two meals. And tbh if I were them I couldn't be bothered since I hate cooking.
<3
Emerson_H
Profile Joined March 2014
United States460 Posts
June 21 2014 17:26 GMT
#19
I thought life was more about mating. Eating (like breathing) is just a way for your body to survive long enough to accomplish that.
MagnuMizer
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Denmark384 Posts
June 21 2014 18:29 GMT
#20
I actually only care about providing sustenance for my body and my mind... Nutrion, diet, calories, all that shit i never cared about. I don't give a fuck about what i eat.. as long as i eat... why do i eat you ask?... because if i dont eat, i get easily aggrevated, i feel bad, lack of energy, weak etc.. and ultimately because I know i will die if i go long periods without food...

But those are the only reasons for me to eat.. So even if you try to boil down the mening of life to food, to me its merely a necessity, and i guess its the reason why im not fat!
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