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Rudolph
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States161 Posts
December 24 2013 16:16 GMT
#41
On December 25 2013 01:11 Djzapz wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 25 2013 01:00 Rudolph wrote:
On December 25 2013 00:55 Djzapz wrote:
On December 25 2013 00:39 Kevin_Sorbo wrote:
On December 25 2013 00:21 Djzapz wrote:
On December 24 2013 17:47 Fishgle wrote:
... I uh, yeah. I won't lie, I am feeling quite uncomfortable in this situation, and if your intention is to weird me out a little bit, bravo dear boy, you have done a phenomenal job.

If that weirds you out, you are unfit to internet.

no man this guy is fucking creepy.

The guy is mildly creepy.


The guy is extremely creepy.

Maybe you can't handle the guy. And that's on you, Adolf.


Well... You got me there.. But he's still creepy.
goody153
Profile Blog Joined April 2013
44312 Posts
December 24 2013 16:19 GMT
#42
i dont even
hahahahaha

well this was fun.
this is a quote
ImbaTosS
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United Kingdom1746 Posts
December 24 2013 16:21 GMT
#43
Yeah.. creepy. Intended as a "joke", it's a creepy joke. Intended seriously, the guy is just hopeless.
EleGant[AoV]
tar
Profile Joined October 2010
Germany991 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-24 16:23:31
December 24 2013 16:23 GMT
#44
On December 25 2013 01:11 Djzapz wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 25 2013 01:00 Rudolph wrote:
On December 25 2013 00:55 Djzapz wrote:
On December 25 2013 00:39 Kevin_Sorbo wrote:
On December 25 2013 00:21 Djzapz wrote:
On December 24 2013 17:47 Fishgle wrote:
... I uh, yeah. I won't lie, I am feeling quite uncomfortable in this situation, and if your intention is to weird me out a little bit, bravo dear boy, you have done a phenomenal job.

If that weirds you out, you are unfit to internet.

no man this guy is fucking creepy.

The guy is mildly creepy.


The guy is extremely creepy.

Maybe you can't handle the guy. And that's on you, Adolf.


How's Adolf involved in this? And no, not mildly creepy: Serious creepiness detected.
whoever I pick for my anti team turns gosu
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
December 24 2013 16:27 GMT
#45
On December 25 2013 01:21 ImbaTosS wrote:
Yeah.. creepy. Intended as a "joke", it's a creepy joke. Intended seriously, the guy is just hopeless.

Rudolf, Adolf, it's all the same dog.
And this guy is merely creepy, as I've said. I'd fistbump him after he washed his hands, that's a good estimation of how creepy he is.
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
Rudolph
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States161 Posts
December 24 2013 16:31 GMT
#46
On December 25 2013 01:27 Djzapz wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 25 2013 01:21 ImbaTosS wrote:
Yeah.. creepy. Intended as a "joke", it's a creepy joke. Intended seriously, the guy is just hopeless.

Rudolf, Adolf, it's all the same dog.
And this guy is merely creepy, as I've said. I'd fistbump him after he washed his hands, that's a good estimation of how creepy he is.


I admit, I have often confused MYSELF with Adolf a few times. I'm the reason Jewish kids don't celebrate Christmas. Their beliefs molded around me not wanting to deliver to them.
kushm4sta
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States8878 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-24 16:33:12
December 24 2013 16:32 GMT
#47
Her loss, imo.
I think she would have been into it if she didn't already have a boyfriend.
OMGUS.net, kush sex blogs every friday night
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
December 24 2013 16:40 GMT
#48
On December 25 2013 01:31 Rudolph wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 25 2013 01:27 Djzapz wrote:
On December 25 2013 01:21 ImbaTosS wrote:
Yeah.. creepy. Intended as a "joke", it's a creepy joke. Intended seriously, the guy is just hopeless.

Rudolf, Adolf, it's all the same dog.
And this guy is merely creepy, as I've said. I'd fistbump him after he washed his hands, that's a good estimation of how creepy he is.


I admit, I have often confused MYSELF with Adolf a few times. I'm the reason Jewish kids don't celebrate Christmas. Their beliefs molded around me not wanting to deliver to them.

You, sir, are a scholar and a gentleman. Just like myself, although I would argue that your personal hygiene is probably better than mine. Cheers, and sorry for misspelling your name.

Merry Christmas [conditions apply]
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
Rudolph
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States161 Posts
December 24 2013 17:33 GMT
#49
On December 25 2013 01:40 Djzapz wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 25 2013 01:31 Rudolph wrote:
On December 25 2013 01:27 Djzapz wrote:
On December 25 2013 01:21 ImbaTosS wrote:
Yeah.. creepy. Intended as a "joke", it's a creepy joke. Intended seriously, the guy is just hopeless.

Rudolf, Adolf, it's all the same dog.
And this guy is merely creepy, as I've said. I'd fistbump him after he washed his hands, that's a good estimation of how creepy he is.


I admit, I have often confused MYSELF with Adolf a few times. I'm the reason Jewish kids don't celebrate Christmas. Their beliefs molded around me not wanting to deliver to them.

You, sir, are a scholar and a gentleman. Just like myself, although I would argue that your personal hygiene is probably better than mine. Cheers, and sorry for misspelling your name.

Merry Christmas [conditions apply]


We digress. The main point was the discussion of how creepy this OP truly is. I for one, think a man of sheer brilliance often times comes off as a very creepy man. He is so involved with his wants and needs that he overlooks the comfort of those around him, which is what I believe has happened in this case.
Bereft
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States1007 Posts
December 24 2013 20:48 GMT
#50
this started off a bit painful, but picked up speed as it went on. bravo, dear boy.
WonnaPlay
Profile Joined September 2010
Netherlands912 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-26 01:36:23
December 26 2013 01:36 GMT
#51
I think..
no.

I guess..

Wait, whattt??

I'm not sure if I need to congratulate the OP for being so honest to that girl, or that I should discourage such behavior?
I mean.... I think you should take a lesson in knowing when a girl is interested or not?
Nibbler89
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
884 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-26 02:32:38
December 26 2013 02:31 GMT
#52
On December 25 2013 01:23 tar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 25 2013 01:11 Djzapz wrote:
On December 25 2013 01:00 Rudolph wrote:
On December 25 2013 00:55 Djzapz wrote:
On December 25 2013 00:39 Kevin_Sorbo wrote:
On December 25 2013 00:21 Djzapz wrote:
On December 24 2013 17:47 Fishgle wrote:
... I uh, yeah. I won't lie, I am feeling quite uncomfortable in this situation, and if your intention is to weird me out a little bit, bravo dear boy, you have done a phenomenal job.

If that weirds you out, you are unfit to internet.

no man this guy is fucking creepy.

The guy is mildly creepy.


The guy is extremely creepy.

Maybe you can't handle the guy. And that's on you, Adolf.


How's Adolf involved in this? .

You tell us, you're the one from Germany.
Mb79584
Profile Joined December 2013
United States164 Posts
December 26 2013 12:27 GMT
#53
Good god. Where do you find a girl who talks to random guys past the text

Hey
Hi
Who is this?
Shauni
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
4077 Posts
December 26 2013 21:36 GMT
#54
Is this the "penisi is the plural of penis" guy?
I'm taking whatever coverage I can get, because frankly, I'm busy working on this million dollar deal at my job. Early retirement is a good thing brotha man. - MessengerASL
Joraiem
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States80 Posts
December 26 2013 21:49 GMT
#55
Is this the "penisi is the plural of penis" guy?

Maybe..... I used peni as the plural for penis, but then again I also use meeses as the plural for mice, so take that as you will.
Holy Zerg Rush Batman!
Rudolph
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States161 Posts
December 26 2013 22:54 GMT
#56
A few days later and I'm still crying of laughter. Wut...
ZenithM
Profile Joined February 2011
France15952 Posts
December 28 2013 12:53 GMT
#57
4/5, good character development.
ktimekiller
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States690 Posts
December 28 2013 23:38 GMT
#58
I would like to note that circumcision is a very common practice in Korea. Cannot attest to the rest of Asia however.
Rudolph
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States161 Posts
December 29 2013 00:59 GMT
#59
On December 29 2013 08:38 ktimekiller wrote:
I would like to note that circumcision is a very common practice in Korea. Cannot attest to the rest of Asia however.


I'm amused that that is the only thing you find wrong in this.
BigFan
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
TLADT24920 Posts
December 29 2013 08:10 GMT
#60
umm that was quite the conversation you had if that's the case lol
Former BW EiC"Watch Bakemonogatari or I will kill you." -Toad, April 18th, 2017
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