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Joraiem
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States80 Posts
December 24 2013 08:35 GMT
#21
For those wondering this is a legitimate conversation I had with a girl, admittedly I got a bit carried away, but most girls I don't know that I try to text don't ever respond, so I couldn't pass on the opportunity.
Holy Zerg Rush Batman!
Fishgle
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States2174 Posts
December 24 2013 08:47 GMT
#22
... I uh, yeah. I won't lie, I am feeling quite uncomfortable in this situation, and if your intention is to weird me out a little bit, bravo dear boy, you have done a phenomenal job.
aka ChillyGonzalo / GnozL
Pandemona *
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Charlie Sheens House51493 Posts
December 24 2013 09:31 GMT
#23
what did i just read rofl
I think the best part was saying you like incest hentai rofl. /golf clap that right there haha!
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300ml
Profile Joined January 2011
United States32 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-24 09:54:38
December 24 2013 09:54 GMT
#24
If a girl said that to me, I'd walk away. You lucky that she conversed with you for that long.
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
December 24 2013 10:00 GMT
#25
On December 24 2013 17:35 Joraiem wrote:
most girls I don't know that I try to text don't ever respond


i wonder why
UNFUCK YOURSELF
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
December 24 2013 10:22 GMT
#26
Wonderful
mahrgell
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Germany3943 Posts
December 24 2013 10:42 GMT
#27
you should compensate your lack of quality (when measured in likelihood of attracting women - on a pure entertainment scale you would be over 9000) by increasing your quantity. If instead of sending texts to the view selected numbers you have gotten somehow, just mass send them to random numbers. About 50% will be female (and maybe also some male fellows are attracted) and you will cover ground much quicker!
Calt
Profile Joined September 2011
Germany1140 Posts
December 24 2013 12:01 GMT
#28
Such a beautiful tale on this Christmas eve. I'm amazed.
Maru | MMA | Ryung | MKP | NaDa | BoxeR | FOREVER SLAYERS
Kurumi
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Poland6130 Posts
December 24 2013 12:11 GMT
#29
You married her before even seeing her face. Foul dude, no touchdowns in that game.
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Airact
Profile Joined April 2010
Finland366 Posts
December 24 2013 12:19 GMT
#30
It'll take me a while to recover from this.


...wha?
TheKefka
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Croatia11752 Posts
December 24 2013 13:07 GMT
#31
hahahhaha
Cackle™
ggrrg
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Bulgaria2716 Posts
December 24 2013 13:50 GMT
#32
That was hilarious!
On the other hand, I felt what we call "Fremdschaemen" in German xD
Louuster
Profile Joined November 2010
Canada2869 Posts
December 24 2013 14:27 GMT
#33
wtf did i just read
Kim Taek Yong fighting~
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
December 24 2013 15:21 GMT
#34
On December 24 2013 17:47 Fishgle wrote:
... I uh, yeah. I won't lie, I am feeling quite uncomfortable in this situation, and if your intention is to weird me out a little bit, bravo dear boy, you have done a phenomenal job.

If that weirds you out, you are unfit to internet.
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
Kevin_Sorbo
Profile Joined November 2011
Canada3217 Posts
December 24 2013 15:39 GMT
#35
On December 25 2013 00:21 Djzapz wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 24 2013 17:47 Fishgle wrote:
... I uh, yeah. I won't lie, I am feeling quite uncomfortable in this situation, and if your intention is to weird me out a little bit, bravo dear boy, you have done a phenomenal job.

If that weirds you out, you are unfit to internet.



no man this guy is fucking creepy.
The mind is like a parachute, it doesnt work unless its open. - Zappa
MarlieChurphy
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
United States2065 Posts
December 24 2013 15:45 GMT
#36
Op is an idiot. Loose.
RIP SPOR 11/24/11 NEVAR FORGET
Rudolph
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States161 Posts
December 24 2013 15:54 GMT
#37
My sides... What's wrong with my sides... So much pain!
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
December 24 2013 15:55 GMT
#38
On December 25 2013 00:39 Kevin_Sorbo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 25 2013 00:21 Djzapz wrote:
On December 24 2013 17:47 Fishgle wrote:
... I uh, yeah. I won't lie, I am feeling quite uncomfortable in this situation, and if your intention is to weird me out a little bit, bravo dear boy, you have done a phenomenal job.

If that weirds you out, you are unfit to internet.

no man this guy is fucking creepy.

The guy is mildly creepy.
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
Rudolph
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States161 Posts
December 24 2013 16:00 GMT
#39
On December 25 2013 00:55 Djzapz wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 25 2013 00:39 Kevin_Sorbo wrote:
On December 25 2013 00:21 Djzapz wrote:
On December 24 2013 17:47 Fishgle wrote:
... I uh, yeah. I won't lie, I am feeling quite uncomfortable in this situation, and if your intention is to weird me out a little bit, bravo dear boy, you have done a phenomenal job.

If that weirds you out, you are unfit to internet.

no man this guy is fucking creepy.

The guy is mildly creepy.


The guy is extremely creepy.
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
December 24 2013 16:11 GMT
#40
On December 25 2013 01:00 Rudolph wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 25 2013 00:55 Djzapz wrote:
On December 25 2013 00:39 Kevin_Sorbo wrote:
On December 25 2013 00:21 Djzapz wrote:
On December 24 2013 17:47 Fishgle wrote:
... I uh, yeah. I won't lie, I am feeling quite uncomfortable in this situation, and if your intention is to weird me out a little bit, bravo dear boy, you have done a phenomenal job.

If that weirds you out, you are unfit to internet.

no man this guy is fucking creepy.

The guy is mildly creepy.


The guy is extremely creepy.

Maybe you can't handle the guy. And that's on you, Adolf.
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
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