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...at all costs!
So there I was, browsing TL like I always do, until something caught my eye in SC2 General Discussion. Now, I normally don't venture into the SC2 forums a lot - no offense to anyone there, but I haven't followed much progaming of any sort since the old Brood War all-nighter days with a 360p(maybe) stream if we were lucky.
Upon learning there was a TL popularity contest forum awesomeness tournament, I said to myself, "This could be entertaining somehow, I'm sure" and figured I'd check in maybe sometime later and went about my merry way back to subscribed threads.
That was, until someone sent me a link to this gem.
On November 26 2013 21:57 Serejai wrote:
i shamelessly nominate myself
I chuckled, typical Serejai, whoring himself out once again. Always has to be the center of everything. I mean, did you see that Freelancer post? He's got an unhealthy obsession with attention, you know.
At this point, I bookmarked the thread and checked in every now and then to see Serejai whining about not having any nominations. Might I add that my good pal fusefuse nominated me first, to which Serejai posts this gem...
On November 27 2013 05:07 Serejai wrote:Everyone who nominates me will go into a drawing for Hearthstone beta keys* ...
What scumbaggery, I thought. Who would possibly fall for this insanity, he probably doesn't even have a key...not to mention only 5 nominations count for users! I managed to get another nomination from shz, and Serejai was fuming at the fact that no one liked him...however in true scumbag fashion, he quoted himself and got his nominations before I did, using some black magic low-post-count-user-bribery.
I called him out on his bullshit, how dare he rig such a prestigious tournament. It was painful to watch him gloat in his false victory. Not satisfied however, he turned to personal attacks.
On November 27 2013 23:31 Serejai wrote:
brood war is dead bro
On November 28 2013 00:38 Serejai wrote:
its ok maybe you'll be popular next year
On November 28 2013 06:30 Serejai wrote:
I agree. I mean Torenhire thought he would get votes? LOL, crazy guy.
He even sunk so low as to post in TL Hearthstone pointing to the thread asking for votes and followers!
Unable to contain myself, I had to rally those on the true path of righteousness.
On November 28 2013 07:57 Torenhire wrote:
Wow now I want in this only to beat Serejai, let's do this people
Holy shit
He made a thread in TL Hearthstone for his campaign
ITS ON
Friends...this will not stand. I am fighting for justice and all that is good, and I know you guys are with me. I cannot offer much, but my original offer still stands.
On November 26 2013 16:05 Torenhire wrote:
If I win this I'll start a ThS2L
I can't promise there will be spinning tank gifs (see: http://www.abuzu.com/classic/ ) in ThS2L, but remember this.
A vote for Torenhire is a vote not for Serejai.
TL;DR
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/VjDIDnD.png)
 
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Hong Kong9176 Posts
my name is itsjustatank, and i approve this message
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Canada11529 Posts
On November 27 2013 23:31 Serejai wrote:
brood war is dead bro
Serejai is dead to me.
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Did someone say hearthstone keys
+ Show Spoiler + haha jk  I'd watch bw over hearthstone any day unless artosis
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On November 28 2013 13:54 Falling wrote:Serejai is dead to me.
dead, bro
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This better end in an epic, streamed grudgematch bo3. Bw, hearthstone, whatever form, dooo it.
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Who is Serejai? Exactly.
gg.
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Serjeai gonna fuck you up more than a spicy burrito from QDOBA fucks your bowels.
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On November 28 2013 14:17 LlamaNamedOsama wrote:
This better end in an epic, streamed grudgematch bo3. Bw, hearthstone, whatever form, dooo it.
BW sc2 Hearth, one of each?
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I don't know who this guy is but he seems like a greasy nerd
Torenhire is a bro though
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Seeker
Where dat snitch at?37095 Posts
I is not quite sure what this is but I approve.
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Germany2687 Posts
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Fight for what is right!
Macro like there's no regame.
You are what you mine.
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East Gorteau22261 Posts
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There is strength in numbers, and I'm two or three at least!
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Using his TL-affiliation to farm votes, naughty.
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Torenhire - Serejai Bo5 gogogo!
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poor torenhire you just dont even know
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Lalalaland34503 Posts
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Serajei is literally... who was he again?
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Torenhire and TheYango for Ro32!
Also, vote for KwarK and disciple, kick out Serejai!
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your Country52798 Posts
I'm backing Torenhire here
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Estonia4644 Posts
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Lalalaland34503 Posts
Ban Serejai from your blogs imo.
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United Kingdom3482 Posts
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On November 28 2013 21:18 fusefuse wrote:
you have my puzzlepiece!
And my goliath!
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Germany25658 Posts
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No clue who Serejai is, but I support this message.
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On November 28 2013 18:18 Serejai wrote:
poor torenhire you just dont even know
Begone evildoer,
IN JUSTICE WE TRUST!
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Netherlands6192 Posts
#Team Jai represent!
JK I hope you win Torenhire.
(ilu 2 Serejai, please don't hate me).
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HEATHENS
I forgive you both, the dark persuasions of Serejai are hard to resist, I know that deep down you'll come around for me when the time is right.
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Netherlands6192 Posts
I don't think you understand what power he has over us... D: see my name change? SEE IT? Yep, he is my master.
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Walk in the path of righteousness with me and you will be free from all masters!
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Estonia4644 Posts
I think you should just shun the heathens, their allegiance show the weakness of their minds
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On November 29 2013 04:19 fusefuse wrote:
I think you should just shun the heathens, their allegiance show the weakness of their minds
fusefuse we are not to turn our backs to the heathens, for they are simply lost souls searching for someone to guide them on the path of the just.
By joining forces with me and my champions, their weakness shall be abolished and they will become resolute and unswerving in their quest for justice!
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Akdkwozjfksjh
Team jai#1
The power of the dark lord is growing
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TEAM JAI or team lifeforaiur/wifeforhire hmm.
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Let me just say, that serejai is only rewarding a few people with his promised prizes.
Whereas myself offers a prize to the entire community by way of a Torenhire Star2 League.
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I guess I could throw in a few TEAM JAI Hearthstone Opens to, you know, benefit the entire community on top of the potentially dozens that get other prizes.
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Estonia4644 Posts
why line yourself up for so many broken esports promises though
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#FUCKTEAMJAI
still gotta make the charity donation you sleazebag.
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Personally I blame Blizzard for the absolute nightmare that is Hearthstone beta keys.
Without Blizzard none of this could have happened.
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Friends, Champions, Third Parties,
The voting has begun. I am already behind by 4 votes, otherwise known as 100%.
I know my group has three much more well-known figures in it, but the time has come. We must make sacrifices in times of need, I know I am asking you all for a great amount, but I plead your assistance. The dark forces of Serejai might make it through his group using greed, corruption, and other unjust sins.
Please, cast your vote for me in group L. Cast your vote for KwarK in group in group J.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=436997
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I voted you, but I also voted Serejai because every great hero needs a Villain
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this smear campaign failed in every way possible
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This blog is a source of great evil!. The amount of foul magic KwarK is gaining from this unholy thread needs to be stop! Be the better internet-man/woman/horse/koala/you-choose and vote for Serejai.
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A vote for Serejai is a vote for FREEDOM
Poll: KwarK vs Serejai?KwarK (255) 50% Serejai (253) 50% 508 total votes Your vote: KwarK vs Serejai? (Vote): KwarK
(Vote): Serejai
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A vote for KwarK will make you space-rich; a vote for Serejai means you suck at life EvE.
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I hope all you team jai supporters are voting for me as well, think of how boring this tournament will be if the primary rivalry is ruined in the first round!
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On December 02 2013 12:11 Ciryandor wrote:
A vote for KwarK will make you space-rich; a vote for Serejai means you suck at life EvE.
I still remember him teaching me to EvE years ago
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EPT
