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I must defeat Serejai...

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Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-11-28 05:01:54
November 28 2013 04:38 GMT
#1
...at all costs!

So there I was, browsing TL like I always do, until something caught my eye in SC2 General Discussion. Now, I normally don't venture into the SC2 forums a lot - no offense to anyone there, but I haven't followed much progaming of any sort since the old Brood War all-nighter days with a 360p(maybe) stream if we were lucky.

Upon learning there was a TL popularity contest forum awesomeness tournament, I said to myself, "This could be entertaining somehow, I'm sure" and figured I'd check in maybe sometime later and went about my merry way back to subscribed threads.

That was, until someone sent me a link to this gem.

On November 26 2013 21:57 Serejai wrote:
i shamelessly nominate myself


I chuckled, typical Serejai, whoring himself out once again. Always has to be the center of everything. I mean, did you see that Freelancer post? He's got an unhealthy obsession with attention, you know.

At this point, I bookmarked the thread and checked in every now and then to see Serejai whining about not having any nominations. Might I add that my good pal fusefuse nominated me first, to which Serejai posts this gem...

On November 27 2013 05:07 Serejai wrote:
Everyone who nominates me will go into a drawing for Hearthstone beta keys*
...


What scumbaggery, I thought. Who would possibly fall for this insanity, he probably doesn't even have a key...not to mention only 5 nominations count for users! I managed to get another nomination from shz, and Serejai was fuming at the fact that no one liked him...however in true scumbag fashion, he quoted himself and got his nominations before I did, using some black magic low-post-count-user-bribery.

I called him out on his bullshit, how dare he rig such a prestigious tournament. It was painful to watch him gloat in his false victory. Not satisfied however, he turned to personal attacks.

On November 27 2013 23:31 Serejai wrote:
brood war is dead bro

On November 28 2013 00:38 Serejai wrote:
its ok maybe you'll be popular next year

On November 28 2013 06:30 Serejai wrote:
I agree. I mean Torenhire thought he would get votes? LOL, crazy guy.


He even sunk so low as to post in TL Hearthstone pointing to the thread asking for votes and followers!

Unable to contain myself, I had to rally those on the true path of righteousness.

On November 28 2013 07:57 Torenhire wrote:
Wow now I want in this only to beat Serejai, let's do this people

Holy shit

He made a thread in TL Hearthstone for his campaign

ITS ON


Friends...this will not stand. I am fighting for justice and all that is good, and I know you guys are with me. I cannot offer much, but my original offer still stands.

On November 26 2013 16:05 Torenhire wrote:
If I win this I'll start a ThS2L


I can't promise there will be spinning tank gifs (see: http://www.abuzu.com/classic/ ) in ThS2L, but remember this.

A vote for Torenhire is a vote not for Serejai.



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SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
itsjustatank
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Hong Kong9161 Posts
November 28 2013 04:45 GMT
#2
my name is itsjustatank, and i approve this message
Photographer"nosotros estamos backamos" - setsuko
Falling
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada11374 Posts
November 28 2013 04:54 GMT
#3

On November 27 2013 23:31 Serejai wrote:
brood war is dead bro

Serejai is dead to me.
Moderator"In Trump We Trust," says the Golden Goat of Mars Lago. Have faith and believe! Trump moves in mysterious ways. Like the wind he blows where he pleases...
slowbacontron
Profile Joined October 2012
United States7722 Posts
November 28 2013 05:01 GMT
#4
Did someone say hearthstone keys

+ Show Spoiler +
haha jk I'd watch bw over hearthstone any day unless artosis
jjakji fan
r.Evo
Profile Joined August 2006
Germany14080 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-11-28 05:04:57
November 28 2013 05:04 GMT
#5
On November 28 2013 13:54 Falling wrote:
Show nested quote +

On November 27 2013 23:31 Serejai wrote:
brood war is dead bro

Serejai is dead to me.

dead, bro
"We don't make mistakes here, we call it happy little accidents." ~Bob Ross
LlamaNamedOsama
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States1900 Posts
November 28 2013 05:17 GMT
#6
This better end in an epic, streamed grudgematch bo3. Bw, hearthstone, whatever form, dooo it.
Dario Wünsch: I guess...Creator...met his maker *sunglasses*
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
November 28 2013 05:21 GMT
#7
Who is Serejai? Exactly.

gg.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
November 28 2013 05:35 GMT
#8
Serjeai gonna fuck you up more than a spicy burrito from QDOBA fucks your bowels.
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
Just_a_Moth
Profile Joined March 2012
Canada1963 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-11-28 05:39:39
November 28 2013 05:39 GMT
#9
On November 28 2013 14:17 LlamaNamedOsama wrote:
This better end in an epic, streamed grudgematch bo3. Bw, hearthstone, whatever form, dooo it.

BW sc2 Hearth, one of each?
Cam Connor
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
Canada786 Posts
November 28 2013 05:52 GMT
#10
I don't know who this guy is but he seems like a greasy nerd
Torenhire is a bro though
post to be
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Jaaaaasper
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States10225 Posts
November 28 2013 06:00 GMT
#11
F*ck Serejai
Hey do you want to hear a joke? Chinese production value. | I thought he had a aegis- Ayesee | When did 7ing mad last have a good game, 2012?
Seeker *
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
Where dat snitch at?37044 Posts
November 28 2013 06:41 GMT
#12
I is not quite sure what this is but I approve.
ModeratorPeople ask me, "Seeker, what are you seeking?" My answer? "Sleep, damn it! Always sleep!"
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shz
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Germany2687 Posts
November 28 2013 06:57 GMT
#13
...and my axe!
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Trozz
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada3455 Posts
November 28 2013 07:07 GMT
#14
Fight for what is right!
Macro like there's no regame.
You are what you mine.
A build is not a guess, an estimation or a hunch, a feeling, or a foolish intuition. A build is a dependable, unwavering, unarguably accurate, portrayer of your ambition.
Zealously
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
East Gorteau22261 Posts
November 28 2013 07:12 GMT
#15
You have my pen
AdministratorBreak the chains
MinscandBoo
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
252 Posts
November 28 2013 07:17 GMT
#16
There is strength in numbers, and I'm two or three at least!

Swords! Not words!
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
November 28 2013 08:13 GMT
#17
Using his TL-affiliation to farm votes, naughty.
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
wingpawn
Profile Blog Joined June 2013
Poland1342 Posts
November 28 2013 08:53 GMT
#18
Torenhire - Serejai Bo5 gogogo!
Serejai
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
6007 Posts
November 28 2013 09:18 GMT
#19
poor torenhire you just dont even know
I HAVE 5 TOAST POINTS
Firebolt145
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Lalalaland34496 Posts
November 28 2013 09:25 GMT
#20
##Vote: Torenhire
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