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The Adventures of Rock and Asshopper Part 2

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Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
September 06 2013 17:07 GMT
#1
As Rock lay on front steps, guarding intently, Rock notice shady neighbor John setting lawn ablaze.

“Is Monday already?” Rock ask. Asshopper run out from lawn on fire.

“Hello Asshopper.” Rock say.

“Hello Rock.” Asshopper respond. “How was day?”

“Quite well.” Rock say. “And you?”

“Burning!” Asshopper joke, but die soon afterwards from the melting.

“Rock don’t get it!” Rock say to ash pile.

Suddenly earthquake!

Rock fly off front steps with power (and sunglasses) and land in dandelion weed forest.

“Wrong weed!” Rock complain. Dandelions apologize. Rock begin look for different weed forest, but lost! After minutes of search, Rock end up back where started.

“Rock going in circles!” Rock say. Rock look down.

“Also legs broken!”

Rock start worrying. “What if nobody find Rock? What if Rock never see family again?” But then Rock remember all family is dead, so not sad anymore.

Suddenly, Asshopper burst through blades of grass, guns blazing!

“Rock!” Asshopper say. “I am save you!” But too late because already dead. Grass had stabbed Asshopper with blades.

“Noooooo!” Rock say. “Asshopper best friend!” Rock sheds tear. But magical tear that brings back to life. Asshopper steals tear and revives.

“Rock!” Asshopper cry. “You save me!” But celebration cut short by gangster ladybug driveby.

As Rock mourn death of Asshopper again, crazy neighbor Jeff put out fire with sprinkler and shake fist at shady neighbor John, hiding behind tree. Crazy neighbor Jeff grab Rock and put back front doorstep, next to Asshopper.

“Asshopper, you alive!” Rock say. Asshopper look at Rock with smile and laugh.

“Is because ladybug can’t driveby!”

***
Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
TheEmulator
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
28103 Posts
September 06 2013 17:37 GMT
#2
This is pretty hilarious, and idk why.
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Firebolt145
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Lalalaland34507 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-06 17:39:59
September 06 2013 17:39 GMT
#3
wat
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GreYMisT
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States6736 Posts
September 06 2013 17:44 GMT
#4
This is the greatest thing I have ever read.

I find that the character development of Rock is truly a marvel. It just goes to show that Friendship is what matters most.
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Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-06 17:48:30
September 06 2013 17:46 GMT
#5
On September 07 2013 02:39 Firebolt145 wrote:
wat


Seriously, that's your post? How about an opinion on what you read or something with a little more content...

I'm sick of these "Wat did I just read" replies that contribute absolutely nothing and offer me no idea on what opinion you may have had on my stories.

On September 07 2013 02:44 GreYMisT wrote:
This is the greatest thing I have ever read.

I find that the character development of Rock is truly a marvel. It just goes to show that Friendship is what matters most.


Thanks and lol at character development.
Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
kollin
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom8380 Posts
September 06 2013 17:47 GMT
#6
On September 07 2013 02:46 Epishade wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 07 2013 02:39 Firebolt145 wrote:
wat


Seriously, that's your post? How about an opinion on what you read or something with a little more content...

I'm sick of these "Wat did I just read" replies that contribute absolutely nothing and offer me no idea on what opinion you may have had on my stories.

Originally it was just '3w6' so it's kind of an improvement.
Firebolt145
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Lalalaland34507 Posts
September 06 2013 18:08 GMT
#7
On September 07 2013 02:46 Epishade wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 07 2013 02:39 Firebolt145 wrote:
wat


Seriously, that's your post? How about an opinion on what you read or something with a little more content...

I'm sick of these "Wat did I just read" replies that contribute absolutely nothing and offer me no idea on what opinion you may have had on my stories.

It's short for 'I have no idea what your intention is with this and I'm wondering if you could clarify it for me.'
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Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
September 06 2013 18:12 GMT
#8
On September 07 2013 03:08 Firebolt145 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 07 2013 02:46 Epishade wrote:
On September 07 2013 02:39 Firebolt145 wrote:
wat


Seriously, that's your post? How about an opinion on what you read or something with a little more content...

I'm sick of these "Wat did I just read" replies that contribute absolutely nothing and offer me no idea on what opinion you may have had on my stories.

It's short for 'I have no idea what your intention is with this and I'm wondering if you could clarify it for me.'

My intention? It's a funny story... What other intention could there be other than to make people laugh?
Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
September 06 2013 18:23 GMT
#9
This story is getting better and better!
ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
September 06 2013 18:43 GMT
#10
An instant classic romantic story of immeasurable wit and depth. 5/5
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Whatson
Profile Blog Joined January 2012
United States5357 Posts
September 06 2013 20:16 GMT
#11
Is this supposed to be funny?
¯\_(シ)_/¯
Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
September 06 2013 20:41 GMT
#12
On September 07 2013 05:16 Whatson wrote:
Is this supposed to be funny?

Yes.
Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
hp.Shell
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2527 Posts
September 06 2013 22:07 GMT
#13
Gotta look at post counts to understand such short post. I'm wait for next episode! I want know who next villain will be.
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FrogsAreDogs
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
Canada181 Posts
September 06 2013 22:14 GMT
#14
ha..ha...ha
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[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
September 06 2013 22:53 GMT
#15
You sir are the one man who never disappoints.
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BisuEver
Profile Joined May 2010
United States247 Posts
September 07 2013 03:01 GMT
#16
Why does Asshopper die?
http://us.battle.net/d3/en/blog/10873775/pa-presents-diablo-iii-console-comic-by-katie-rice-9-13-2013
MinscandBoo
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
252 Posts
September 07 2013 05:41 GMT
#17
might have woken the rest of the house laughing at this. I don't know if this is all a metaphor for something that I can't see but it was totally worth the read. Dandelions apologize.
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