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The Fish
United States176 Posts
On July 07 2013 12:48 Dienosore wrote: DONT DO IT. Seriously. What if your parents get mad? Then they wont trust you enough to leave you alone when they go on vacation. Just play it safe. YOLO. Go for the gold, op! | ||
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Moka
Canada942 Posts
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Carbonyl
United States334 Posts
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Epishade
United States2267 Posts
Write down your friend's number on the board. Then tell him that you're going to your girlyfriend's house to sex her. Say if your parents call and want to speak with you that you went out to pick up some pizzas. Have your friend call you and call back your parents in 5 minutes saying you were out to get pizzas. They might ask what pizzas you got and where. DO NOT FALL FOR THIS TRAP. Just tell them you're doing all right and you're on the way back to your friend's house with the pizzas. Then pray they believe you and don't go over to your friend's house to see if you actually got pizzas. What could go wrong? | ||
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obesechicken13
United States10467 Posts
On July 08 2013 00:51 Epishade wrote: Your parents will probably be mad at you if you don't write down your friend's number. They'll think something is up. They'll be like, "hmmmmm MysterymMeat1 forgot to write down his friend's number on the board. We better drive over there and check on him." Then you'll be all like, "Oh shit, I'm not over there because I'm at my girlfriend's house getting laid" except you won't even know they went over there so you really won't be like that. So here's whatchoo do. Write down your friend's number on the board. Then tell him that you're going to your girlyfriend's house to sex her. Say if your parents call and want to speak with you that you went out to pick up some pizzas. Have your friend call you and call back your parents in 5 minutes saying you were out to get pizzas. They might ask what pizzas you got and where. DO NOT FALL FOR THIS TRAP. Just tell them you're doing all right and you're on the way back to your friend's house with the pizzas. Then pray they believe you and don't go over to your friend's house to see if you actually got pizzas. Genius! What could go wrong? | ||
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jrkirby
United States1510 Posts
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QuanticHawk
United States32025 Posts
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QuanticHawk
United States32025 Posts
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docvoc
United States5491 Posts
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MountainDewJunkie
United States10340 Posts
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SecondHand
United States329 Posts
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MysteryMeat1
United States3288 Posts
 mission successfulOn July 07 2013 06:02 Wintex wrote: Do shit before it's too late. Or end up like me... ^_^ did it! On July 07 2013 17:55 Carbonyl wrote: haha oh mysterymeat. which girl is this, eh? This one is J. However I would say now J is definetly a 10 in the looks department i just needed to warm up to her On July 08 2013 03:05 jrkirby wrote: So how did it go? Judging by the timing, you should be back by around now. I left my friends house at 9:30 and we I got dropped off. stayed up until like 3am zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Why i replied soo late cause i was sleeping. On July 08 2013 06:14 MountainDewJunkie wrote: Hey MeatWagon, is this the same girl you're helping find a car? You dog, you :D Yup I've also helped her out with some other stuff but she has done that as well. mutual giving. Wrote number on board told my friend not to answer his phone On July 07 2013 08:38 ahswtini wrote: Are you Asian or something? Im COCKASIAN!!!! @QuanticHawk: no need to weep for my unused penis | ||
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MountainDewJunkie
United States10340 Posts
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MysteryMeat1
United States3288 Posts
On July 08 2013 07:33 MountainDewJunkie wrote: maybe one day ill write a blog of what actually happened but i would be too embarrassed >.< | ||
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Blisse
Canada3710 Posts
On July 08 2013 08:24 MysteryMeat1 wrote: maybe one day ill write a blog of what actually happened but i would be too embarrassed >.< Doesn't matter, had sex. ^^ Congrats yo. A good influx of entertaining girl blogs this week. | ||
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MountainDewJunkie
United States10340 Posts
On July 08 2013 08:27 Blisse wrote: Doesn't matter, had sex. ^^ Congrats yo. A good influx of entertaining girl blogs this week. Yes, and they're ACTUAL girl blogs, not the usual passive unrequited-"love" kind. | ||
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Aerisky
United States12128 Posts
Also mdj you gon' get bant. D: | ||
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Zealos
United Kingdom3571 Posts
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Wintex
Norway16834 Posts
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obesechicken13
United States10467 Posts
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