[Girl Blog] - Page 2

On July 07 2013 12:48 Dienosore wrote:
DONT DO IT.

Seriously. What if your parents get mad? Then they wont trust you enough to leave you alone when they go on vacation.

Just play it safe.

On July 08 2013 00:51 Epishade wrote:
Your parents will probably be mad at you if you don't write down your friend's number. They'll think something is up. They'll be like, "hmmmmm MysterymMeat1 forgot to write down his friend's number on the board. We better drive over there and check on him." Then you'll be all like, "Oh shit, I'm not over there because I'm at my girlfriend's house getting laid" except you won't even know they went over there so you really won't be like that. So here's whatchoo do.

Write down your friend's number on the board. Then tell him that you're going to your girlyfriend's house to sex her. Say if your parents call and want to speak with you that you went out to pick up some pizzas. Have your friend call you and call back your parents in 5 minutes saying you were out to get pizzas. They might ask what pizzas you got and where. DO NOT FALL FOR THIS TRAP. Just tell them you're doing all right and you're on the way back to your friend's house with the pizzas.

Then pray they believe you and don't go over to your friend's house to see if you actually got pizzas.

What could go wrong?

On July 07 2013 06:02 Wintex wrote:
Do shit before it's too late.

Or end up like me... ^_^

On July 07 2013 17:55 Carbonyl wrote:
haha oh mysterymeat. which girl is this, eh?

On July 08 2013 03:05 jrkirby wrote:
So how did it go? Judging by the timing, you should be back by around now.

On July 08 2013 06:14 MountainDewJunkie wrote:
Hey MeatWagon, is this the same girl you're helping find a car? You dog, you :D

On July 07 2013 06:27 Luepert wrote:


What if she calls at 10:00 P.M?

On July 07 2013 08:38 ahswtini wrote:
Are you Asian or something?

On July 08 2013 08:24 MysteryMeat1 wrote:
maybe one day ill write a blog of what actually happened but i would be too embarrassed >.<

On July 08 2013 08:27 Blisse wrote:


Doesn't matter, had sex. ^^

Congrats yo. A good influx of entertaining girl blogs this week.