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The Fish
Profile Joined March 2011
United States176 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-07-07 04:59:07
July 07 2013 04:58 GMT
#21
On July 07 2013 12:48 Dienosore wrote:
DONT DO IT.

Seriously. What if your parents get mad? Then they wont trust you enough to leave you alone when they go on vacation.

Just play it safe.

YOLO. Go for the gold, op!
Moka
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada942 Posts
July 07 2013 05:41 GMT
#22
Don't forget protection :D have fun!
ヾ(@⌒_⌒@)ノ
Carbonyl
Profile Blog Joined August 2012
United States334 Posts
July 07 2013 08:55 GMT
#23
haha oh mysterymeat. which girl is this, eh?
It takes quite a long time of playing and watching a video game before you realize how bad at it you really are.
Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
July 07 2013 15:51 GMT
#24
Your parents will probably be mad at you if you don't write down your friend's number. They'll think something is up. They'll be like, "hmmmmm MysterymMeat1 forgot to write down his friend's number on the board. We better drive over there and check on him." Then you'll be all like, "Oh shit, I'm not over there because I'm at my girlfriend's house getting laid" except you won't even know they went over there so you really won't be like that. So here's whatchoo do.

Write down your friend's number on the board. Then tell him that you're going to your girlyfriend's house to sex her. Say if your parents call and want to speak with you that you went out to pick up some pizzas. Have your friend call you and call back your parents in 5 minutes saying you were out to get pizzas. They might ask what pizzas you got and where. DO NOT FALL FOR THIS TRAP. Just tell them you're doing all right and you're on the way back to your friend's house with the pizzas.

Then pray they believe you and don't go over to your friend's house to see if you actually got pizzas.

What could go wrong?
Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
July 07 2013 16:29 GMT
#25
On July 08 2013 00:51 Epishade wrote:
Your parents will probably be mad at you if you don't write down your friend's number. They'll think something is up. They'll be like, "hmmmmm MysterymMeat1 forgot to write down his friend's number on the board. We better drive over there and check on him." Then you'll be all like, "Oh shit, I'm not over there because I'm at my girlfriend's house getting laid" except you won't even know they went over there so you really won't be like that. So here's whatchoo do.

Write down your friend's number on the board. Then tell him that you're going to your girlyfriend's house to sex her. Say if your parents call and want to speak with you that you went out to pick up some pizzas. Have your friend call you and call back your parents in 5 minutes saying you were out to get pizzas. They might ask what pizzas you got and where. DO NOT FALL FOR THIS TRAP. Just tell them you're doing all right and you're on the way back to your friend's house with the pizzas.

Then pray they believe you and don't go over to your friend's house to see if you actually got pizzas.

Genius!

What could go wrong?
Famous last words.
I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
jrkirby
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1510 Posts
July 07 2013 18:05 GMT
#26
So how did it go? Judging by the timing, you should be back by around now.
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32157 Posts
July 07 2013 18:25 GMT
#27
call her and tell her you will sleep over in a few weeks because your mommy grounded your penis
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32157 Posts
July 07 2013 18:25 GMT
#28
also, asian
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
July 07 2013 18:30 GMT
#29
How did it go?????
User was warned for too many mimes.
MountainDewJunkie
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States10346 Posts
July 07 2013 21:14 GMT
#30
Hey MeatWagon, is this the same girl you're helping find a car? You dog, you :D
[21:07] <Shock710> whats wrong with her face [20:50] <dAPhREAk> i beat it the day after it came out | <BLinD-RawR> esports is a giant vagina
SecondHand
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
United States329 Posts
July 07 2013 21:25 GMT
#31
dude how did it go? You cant just leave us hanging.. haha
Ladder more, win less
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-07-07 22:26:20
July 07 2013 22:25 GMT
#32
Alright so before i answer your questions just let me write mission successful

On July 07 2013 06:02 Wintex wrote:
Do shit before it's too late.

Or end up like me... ^_^


did it!

On July 07 2013 17:55 Carbonyl wrote:
haha oh mysterymeat. which girl is this, eh?


This one is J. However I would say now J is definetly a 10 in the looks department i just needed to warm up to her

On July 08 2013 03:05 jrkirby wrote:
So how did it go? Judging by the timing, you should be back by around now.


I left my friends house at 9:30 and we I got dropped off. stayed up until like 3am zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Why i replied soo late cause i was sleeping.

On July 08 2013 06:14 MountainDewJunkie wrote:
Hey MeatWagon, is this the same girl you're helping find a car? You dog, you :D


Yup
I've also helped her out with some other stuff but she has done that as well. mutual giving.


On July 07 2013 06:27 Luepert wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 07 2013 05:13 obesechicken13 wrote:
Write your guy friends number on the board anyway? Might make it easier to sustain this courtship in the long run.


What if she calls at 10:00 P.M?

Wrote number on board told my friend not to answer his phone

On July 07 2013 08:38 ahswtini wrote:
Are you Asian or something?


Im COCKASIAN!!!!


@QuanticHawk: no need to weep for my unused penis
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
MountainDewJunkie
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States10346 Posts
July 07 2013 22:33 GMT
#33
[image loading]
[21:07] <Shock710> whats wrong with her face [20:50] <dAPhREAk> i beat it the day after it came out | <BLinD-RawR> esports is a giant vagina
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
July 07 2013 23:24 GMT
#34
On July 08 2013 07:33 MountainDewJunkie wrote:
[image loading]



maybe one day ill write a blog of what actually happened but i would be too embarrassed >.<
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
Blisse
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada3710 Posts
July 07 2013 23:27 GMT
#35
On July 08 2013 08:24 MysteryMeat1 wrote:
maybe one day ill write a blog of what actually happened but i would be too embarrassed >.<


Doesn't matter, had sex. ^^

Congrats yo. A good influx of entertaining girl blogs this week.
There is no one like you in the universe.
MountainDewJunkie
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States10346 Posts
July 08 2013 00:33 GMT
#36
On July 08 2013 08:27 Blisse wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 08 2013 08:24 MysteryMeat1 wrote:
maybe one day ill write a blog of what actually happened but i would be too embarrassed >.<


Doesn't matter, had sex. ^^

Congrats yo. A good influx of entertaining girl blogs this week.

Yes, and they're ACTUAL girl blogs, not the usual passive unrequited-"love" kind.
[21:07] <Shock710> whats wrong with her face [20:50] <dAPhREAk> i beat it the day after it came out | <BLinD-RawR> esports is a giant vagina
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
July 08 2013 00:40 GMT
#37
Whoa, he actually DID IT! GG son.

Also mdj you gon' get bant. D:
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
Zealos
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United Kingdom3576 Posts
July 08 2013 01:26 GMT
#38
Well, this was awesomely resolved : D
On the internet if you disagree with or dislike something you're angry and taking it too seriously. == Join TLMafia !
Wintex
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Norway16848 Posts
July 08 2013 02:15 GMT
#39
The Bomber boy
obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
July 08 2013 03:32 GMT
#40
Good job
I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
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