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There is no Cow Level...

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Gprime
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Canada198 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-21 23:07:34
March 21 2013 23:03 GMT
#1
Easter egg spoiler alert.
i don't know if that's necessary; but we've got it covered.

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Anyways as many of you may have noticed, it is seemingly impossible to join 'The Cow Level' chat channel (where everything you say automatically has a ...Moo! suffix attached) in Heart of the Swarm. if you try to join by typing in 'The Cow Level' in the custom chat channel box, an error message comes up with the text 'there is no cow level'(very funny blizzard...)
While i guess this is kind of an easter egg in itself that aT least pays lip service to the gag, i'M still upset enough about it to merit writing a blog; i mean you cant give people a whole easter egg chat channel and then expect them to be satisfied with a silly error message in the game's sequel.(though maybe this is the point.)
Its also worth mentioning that the channel never saw much use, for obvious reasons, and that this may be the reason for the downgrade...that being said...The trolls at blizzard have gone too far this time!
The main ReasoN for the blog writing is to find out if, somewhere out there, in the furthest reaches of TL , there is someone WhO has found that elusive place quested for by all of us since diablo ONE; the cow level.

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If you are out there, i assure you that sharing the aforementioned SeCret in this thread will be handsomely rewarded....intrinsically....

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i have included a poll for your, and my own; amusement.
Poll: Level of cow level elusiveness has increased. Is this a:

why is there a poll about this? (12)
 
60%

Good thing! its a secret it should be hard to find. (7)
 
35%

Bad thing. I miss my ...moos! (1)
 
5%

20 total votes

Your vote: Level of cow level elusiveness has increased. Is this a:

(Vote): Good thing! its a secret it should be hard to find.
(Vote): Bad thing. I miss my ...moos!
(Vote): why is there a poll about this?



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diablo 3 killed my skill.
The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52798 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-21 23:08:54
March 21 2013 23:08 GMT
#2
why is there a poll about this?
also I think you TLPDed your post by accident, there are random capitalizations.
also the cow level should be hidden, darn it!
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Cokefreak
Profile Joined June 2011
Finland8096 Posts
March 21 2013 23:12 GMT
#3
Is this some dragonbound reference?
Gprime
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Canada198 Posts
March 21 2013 23:12 GMT
#4
yeah, i did tlpd it by accident, but i left most of the weird capitalization in as a stylistic choice that had nothing to do with laziness.
diablo 3 killed my skill.
The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52798 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-22 02:44:15
March 21 2013 23:19 GMT
#5
On March 22 2013 08:12 Gprime wrote:
yeah, i did tlpd it by accident, but i left most of the weird capitalization in as a stylistic choice that had nothing to do with laziness.

I believe you completely and udderly; why wouldn't I?
My opinion, as summarized above, is that the cow level should not be so obvious to find. Everyone is going to eventually click a bunch of times on a spinning thing in the menu, but not as many will even bother to find a wirt's leg.
Or type "there is no cow level" in single player... lol
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Bibbit
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada5377 Posts
March 22 2013 01:38 GMT
#6
On March 22 2013 08:19 The_Templar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 22 2013 08:12 Gprime wrote:
yeah, i did tlpd it by accident, but i left most of the weird capitalization in as a stylistic choice that had nothing to do with laziness.

I believe you completely and utterly; why wouldn't I?
My opinion, as summarized above, is that the cow level should not be so obvious to find. Everyone is going to eventually click a bunch of times on a spinning thing in the menu, but not as many will even bother to find a wirt's leg.
Or type "there is no cow level" in single player... lol

Nicely done. Also, agreed

(yes I know its not spelled the same)
The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52798 Posts
March 22 2013 02:44 GMT
#7
fixed for bibbit
ModeratorI am still alive, somehow
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Bibbit
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada5377 Posts
March 22 2013 02:47 GMT
#8
On March 22 2013 11:44 The_Templar wrote:
fixed for bibbit

Haha I wasn't complaining or nothing, just didnt want people being like "UTTER AND UDDER ARE DIFFERENT THINGS YOU JERK."
Brindled
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States508 Posts
March 22 2013 03:56 GMT
#9
Capitalized letters spell out NOONE. Hmm..
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althaz
Profile Joined May 2010
Australia1001 Posts
March 22 2013 07:23 GMT
#10
Its always (since before they stopped changing bunkers every patch) done that. The only way to join the chat Chanel was click in the right spot a whole bunch. Typing in the chat Chanel had always said "There is no cow level".
The first rule we don't talk about race conditions. of race conditions is
-Kaiser-
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Canada932 Posts
March 22 2013 14:30 GMT
#11
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=404344
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