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HotShizz
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
France710 Posts
March 02 2013 23:31 GMT
#1
So, as the title suggests I just played the weirdest game of League of my life. That probably isn't saying much as I have played less than 30 games ever. That said it was just fucking weird.

So, we start as 4v5 because one guy just never connected. There are 2 guys that obviously queued together, the third was a Wu, and I was Ashe. The two guys who queued together start by dying twice each, intentionally, in the first 30 seconds. Before minions even spawned they attacked the enemy Wu and sit under his turret until they die. They then go on to just rape the other team, one ended 33 and 8 the other, I don't remember but positive. The thing is, they only attack. since we were only 2 actually playing, we inevitably lose turrets, and then inhibs. As super minions are attacking our base, these guys are literally just sitting at home or else in the enemy jungle chilling.

I had done well up to this point, and had some good farm, so I just sat home cleaning up minions since our tier 4s were dead and our nexus was just unguarded. Eventually the other guy who was trying, Wu, disconnects or rage quits I don't know which but he never reconnected. I have ridiculous farm, like 23K at the end and have bought literally every item I can, pushing turrets cleaning creep waves, etc. I think I ended the game with 3 or 4K gold, two bloodthirsters, statikk shiv, infinity edge, I sold my phantom dancer for a trinity force and had my furor greaves. I was 3 shotting the opposing Ashe. We wipe the enemy team, and I dash across the map and target the nexus. A second before it goes down my "friends" try to push through a surrender. Like WTF??? I had 405 creeps 24 nuetrals, and 11 hero kills that game, because lets face it, the enemy team was bad. I am only level 6 so not much more is to be expected, but fuck man, what weird ass dudes those guys were. 33/8 after feeding the first four deaths and a 4 then 3 v 5.

Why? what kind of perverse pleasure do they get from this? My words don't do justice to the oddity I have just experieced.

Man, I just had to get that off my chest.

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WarSame
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada1950 Posts
March 02 2013 23:54 GMT
#2
Eh, it's just trolling. At level 6 there's still a good chance of people doing that on their smurfs.
Can it be I stayed away too long? Did you miss these rhymes while I was gone?
Ettick
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States2434 Posts
March 03 2013 00:37 GMT
#3
Stuff like this happens all the time. Don't worry, you'll get used to it eventually.
HotShizz
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
France710 Posts
March 03 2013 00:46 GMT
#4
^^ yeah they were obviously smurfing the way the crushed when they actually played. I mean, if the other team hadn't died a combined total in excess of 50 times compared to my 6, there is no way I would have had that kind of farm comparatively, (I think the highest net worth on their team was like 14K) so the guys knew what they were doing, and I don't come close to taking LoL seriously, so even if we had lost, I wouldn't be upset, I was just befuddled, bewildered, and bemused. Anyway it was silly but fun :D
Nimix
Profile Joined October 2011
France1809 Posts
March 03 2013 00:48 GMT
#5
Never got the point either. When I first began playing LoL I already played DotA 2 for a while so I was bad but way better than the people matched with me (before level 10 or so) and I was getting ridiculous scores but it wasn't even fun, so I don't see why one would make a surf and do that on purpose... Ruining their own team experience as well as the opposite.
I guess they're getting destroyed when playing on their main account and feel the need to do this to feel good and jack off on how pro they are :/
By the way, brace yourself if you plan on playing more LoL, because you'll have to bear so much more people like them, raging and BMing even if you play better than them. The latest for me was a guy that picked Brand to support me, spent the game AOEing creeps, pushing the lane, KSing heroes, never bought a ward, and still was insulting me because I told him that what he did was nonsense and asked for wards...
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
March 03 2013 03:15 GMT
#6
I've had some weird games, but none of them come close to that.
User was warned for too many mimes.
ReketSomething
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States6012 Posts
March 03 2013 03:24 GMT
#7
What the. I remember when i started playing League...............
Jaedong :3
-Kaiser-
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Canada932 Posts
March 03 2013 04:14 GMT
#8
Did you play IRC mafia under the name Hotshizzle?
3 Hatch Before Cool
WarSame
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada1950 Posts
March 03 2013 06:12 GMT
#9
On March 03 2013 09:48 Nimix wrote:
Never got the point either. When I first began playing LoL I already played DotA 2 for a while so I was bad but way better than the people matched with me (before level 10 or so) and I was getting ridiculous scores but it wasn't even fun, so I don't see why one would make a surf and do that on purpose... Ruining their own team experience as well as the opposite.
I guess they're getting destroyed when playing on their main account and feel the need to do this to feel good and jack off on how pro they are :/
By the way, brace yourself if you plan on playing more LoL, because you'll have to bear so much more people like them, raging and BMing even if you play better than them. The latest for me was a guy that picked Brand to support me, spent the game AOEing creeps, pushing the lane, KSing heroes, never bought a ward, and still was insulting me because I told him that what he did was nonsense and asked for wards...

To be honest, I do something like this. My friends and I occasionally decide to let loose and mess around in games. Our favourite so far is try to place a ward the furthest up on the enemy fountain. This isn't very often(last time was when my friend was really high on something to help him get over a sickness) but it is fun as hell. The other team realizes they're guaranteed the win so they stop caring and just start trying to goal keep vs. us and keep us out of their base. It's like a whole new game.
Can it be I stayed away too long? Did you miss these rhymes while I was gone?
HotShizz
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
France710 Posts
March 03 2013 09:06 GMT
#10
On March 03 2013 13:14 -Kaiser- wrote:
Did you play IRC mafia under the name Hotshizzle?


nope sorry^^ I think I have been a victim of identity theft :D
spinesheath
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Germany8679 Posts
March 03 2013 09:14 GMT
#11
A surrender 1 second before the nexus goes down (so without actually getting to surrender before you win) isn't that uncommon, more of a joke thing. An actual surrender when you are ahead but a bunch of people are pissed off because they don't like your item build despite you being 10-0 is what is really annoying.
If you have a good reason to disagree with the above, please tell me. Thank you.
Tooplark
Profile Joined October 2008
United States3977 Posts
March 03 2013 16:35 GMT
#12
One game I ended up Urgot mid... against 3 people. I'm not sure if they were trolling or the guys I queued with just brought the group ELO down that much, but I ended that game with 40+ kills in 20 mins.
WHAT POW'R ART THOU WHO FROM BELOW HAST MADE ME RISE UNWILLINGLY AND SLOW
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