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Name: Ritt Srisawat
Age: Unknown
Ethnicity: Unknown
Location: Unknown
BW User ID: Jumper / Jumperer / Jumperererererererererererererererer (aka KingDT)
Last Seen: Tuesday January 15th, 2013 12:28:04AM on Skype
So, here's the background... It all started when LRM)Noone, or Justin as people in the real world call him, asked me to copilot the North American Brood War team for NationWars http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=376414. I assume this was some sort of attempt to keep me from dodging as I have become notorious for it. Anyway, back to the story, life was good and we were on top, advancing to the play-off round without much problems.
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/DsXH1.png)
In the play-offs we were having a bit of trouble with our top tier line-up activity. Fortunately for our team, we have a good back-up line or other players that could play with the best if they were given the opportunity.
[SPOILERS DO NOT CLICK]
+ Show Spoiler +![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/mtdtE.png) With a shaky start we were down against CE, but we had a very nice rebound against PL. This means it was all down to our last CW against the RU mafia. Defi (the RU coach) and I agreed that since TLS was underway that we would preplay a few series so our players could participate in both events. One by one, the matches were going all according to plan... until it was Jumper's turn. I had told him his opponent and when he will be playing, but this is the last conversation I had with him: ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/bmyeY.png) and this was on Tuesday! (Today is Friday btw).
To my surprise: ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/hCsl8.png) his account was closed, everything gone, all his comments to me on my page were removed. Now I am really curious as to what happened. Maybe the Russian mafia eliminated him, maybe he was abducted by some rivals who wanted to win TLS, maybe he decided to jump ship to twitter or instagram. As I dived deeper into the furthest depths of the internet, I could not find him anywhere. Then my thoughts became my enemy and I decided to check on my paranoia of the slight possibility that the russian mafia would really go so far to eliminate one of my players to ensure their victory in Nation Wars.
One quick search on google: Russian BW mafia displays a very unnerving photo of their crime syndicate at the very first search result!
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/Q4aLr.png)
My mind quickly was overwhelmed at the obvious, these guys look shady... Definitely they were up to something, maybe it wasn't any of these particulars who have done anything with Jumper, but maybe they had something to do with his disappearance. (Their contacts run further than the reaches of the internet)
Now, I ask the people of teamliquid, PLEASE HELP ME FIND JUMPER! Where in the world could he be?
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/2D20a.png)
+ Show Spoiler +Sry if this offended anyone, though it may appear at first as a joke, I am actually looking for him  ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/DuynT.png)
 
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United Kingdom3685 Posts
Dewalt is 12 and what is this.
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On January 19 2013 01:38 Sayle wrote:
Dewalt is 12 and what is this.
Searching for Jumper.
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Seeker
Where dat snitch at?37041 Posts
You titled this blog [URGENT] and yet the tone of this entire blog seems very satirical. Are you being genuine or just trolling?
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Seeker, use the power of your username and help find the jumper.
Maybe kingDT is one with the shadows
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Russian Federation192 Posts
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On January 19 2013 01:44 Seeker wrote:
You titled this blog [URGENT] and yet the tone of this entire blog seems very satirical. Are you being genuine or just trolling?
his facebook was removed! Therefore this is urgent.
On January 19 2013 01:45 LML wrote:
Seeker, use the power of your username and help find the jumper.
Maybe kingDT is one with the shadows
Excellent idea! Seeker, your help is much needed.
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Russian Federation484 Posts
draaaw, your photoshop skills are amazing!
PS: take care - russian mafia is watching you ;;
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I HAVE HIS PHONE #
I'll call him when I'm done with class
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On January 19 2013 02:01 Grettin wrote:
Better call the embassy.
Ethnicity unknown; curses!
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I'll have a look in my basement for you.
EDIT: Didn't find him.
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On January 19 2013 01:51 reps)Plumbum wrote:
draaaw, your photoshop skills are amazing!
PS: take care - russian mafia is watching you ;;
T_T
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So if all of NA doesn't show up to RU vs NA NW tomorrow, I guess we know what happened to them O_O
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Australia1064 Posts
Build some turrets.
How are you going to find kingDT without detection?
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Haha this is great, funny OP and good responses. Sounds like Justin has the number so if anything were indeed wrong we'd be able to find out.
Brings back memories of [FOUND]Manifesto7
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On January 19 2013 01:38 Sayle wrote:
Dewalt is 12 and what is this.
My life is a lie O.o, I watched him on the BW streams you did Sayle, and zomg he is young lol.
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United States10219 Posts
i read the entire manifesto7 thing was hilarious xD
i will build my comsats to begin scouting for him.
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On January 19 2013 04:03 L_Master wrote:Haha this is great, funny OP and good responses. Sounds like Justin has the number so if anything were indeed wrong we'd be able to find out. Brings back memories of [FOUND]Manifesto7 Ok, ignoring the crazy tl person who called the embassy 'on a hunch' (wtflol), the real question is:
Why did Manifesto7 have his ailing grandparent as his emergency contact for that trip? I obviously don't know any of the fallout of that, but I think I can safely say if something happened that responsibility would have been a lot.
Also, not a fan of thread title, maybe take the URGENT tag off please?
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Ah funny blog, nice to see I wasn't the only person thinking of Manifesto7 when I opened this.
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I shall upgrade observer speed so i can search faster.
+ Show Spoiler + need more vespene gas
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TLADT24920 Posts
Interesting blog and it does read like a joke blog as well. Didn't realize you were serious until the end of it lol. I'm sure he'll be found soon enough 
Also, that blog about manifesto7 being lost in Japan, would like to know who called the embassy and reported him missing lol. Definitely not cool ><
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[3:42:23 PM] Ritt Jumper: im online
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The mafia planted a doppelganger to throw the match! It's more serious than we first thought.
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*hits 0*
*hits S*
*clicks*
"Not enough energy."
Sorry.
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On January 19 2013 12:26 LRM)nOoNe wrote:
[3:42:23 PM] Ritt Jumper: im online
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HE'S BEEN FOUND!
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EPT![[image loading]](http://defiler.ru/chat/smiles-hidden/wtf.jpg)
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