Name: Ritt Srisawat
Age: Unknown
Ethnicity: Unknown
Location: Unknown
BW User ID: Jumper / Jumperer / Jumperererererererererererererererer (aka KingDT)
Last Seen: Tuesday January 15th, 2013 12:28:04AM on Skype

So, here's the background... It all started when LRM)Noone, or Justin as people in the real world call him, asked me to copilot the North American Brood War team for NationWars http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=376414. I assume this was some sort of attempt to keep me from dodging as I have become notorious for it. Anyway, back to the story, life was good and we were on top, advancing to the play-off round without much problems.
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In the play-offs we were having a bit of trouble with our top tier line-up activity. Fortunately for our team, we have a good back-up line or other players that could play with the best if they were given the opportunity.

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With a shaky start we were down against CE, but we had a very nice rebound against PL. This means it was all down to our last CW against the RU mafia. Defi (the RU coach) and I agreed that since TLS was underway that we would preplay a few series so our players could participate in both events. One by one, the matches were going all according to plan... until it was Jumper's turn. I had told him his opponent and when he will be playing, but this is the last conversation I had with him:
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and this was on Tuesday! (Today is Friday btw).

At first, I thought, Hmm... This is strange, perhaps he just slept in or forgot, or who knows. Then, I decided that Jumper doesn't always check skype, so I went to this place called "Facebook" where I have had many conversations with him.

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his account was closed, everything gone, all his comments to me on my page were removed. Now I am really curious as to what happened. Maybe the Russian mafia eliminated him, maybe he was abducted by some rivals who wanted to win TLS, maybe he decided to jump ship to twitter or instagram. As I dived deeper into the furthest depths of the internet, I could not find him anywhere. Then my thoughts became my enemy and I decided to check on my paranoia of the slight possibility that the russian mafia would really go so far to eliminate one of my players to ensure their victory in Nation Wars.

One quick search on google: Russian BW mafia displays a very unnerving photo of their crime syndicate at the very first search result!
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My mind quickly was overwhelmed at the obvious, these guys look shady... Definitely they were up to something, maybe it wasn't any of these particulars who have done anything with Jumper, but maybe they had something to do with his disappearance. (Their contacts run further than the reaches of the internet)

Now, I ask the people of teamliquid, PLEASE HELP ME FIND JUMPER! Where in the world could he be?

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Sry if this offended anyone, though it may appear at first as a joke, I am actually looking for him

Sayle

United Kingdom3685 Posts

January 18 2013 16:38 GMT

Dewalt is 12 and what is this.

dRaW

Canada5744 Posts

January 18 2013 16:41 GMT

On January 19 2013 01:38 Sayle wrote:
Dewalt is 12 and what is this.

Searching for Jumper.

Seeker

Where dat snitch at?37095 Posts

January 18 2013 16:44 GMT

You titled this blog [URGENT] and yet the tone of this entire blog seems very satirical. Are you being genuine or just trolling?

LML

Germany1794 Posts

January 18 2013 16:45 GMT

Seeker, use the power of your username and help find the jumper.
Maybe kingDT is one with the shadows

reps)Largo

Russian Federation192 Posts

January 18 2013 16:50 GMT

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did you ask this guy? I know he got a key to your puzzle
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dRaW

Canada5744 Posts

January 18 2013 16:51 GMT

On January 19 2013 01:44 Seeker wrote:
You titled this blog [URGENT] and yet the tone of this entire blog seems very satirical. Are you being genuine or just trolling?

his facebook was removed! Therefore this is urgent.

On January 19 2013 01:45 LML wrote:
Seeker, use the power of your username and help find the jumper.
Maybe kingDT is one with the shadows

Excellent idea! Seeker, your help is much needed.

reps)Plumbum

Russian Federation484 Posts

January 18 2013 16:51 GMT

draaaw, your photoshop skills are amazing!
PS: take care - russian mafia is watching you ;;

LRM)nOoNe

United States231 Posts

January 18 2013 16:52 GMT

I HAVE HIS PHONE #
I'll call him when I'm done with class

Grettin

42411 Posts

January 18 2013 17:01 GMT

#10

Better call the embassy.

Hesmyrr

Canada5776 Posts

January 18 2013 17:03 GMT

#11

On January 19 2013 02:01 Grettin wrote:
Better call the embassy.

Ethnicity unknown; curses!

[sc1f]eonzerg

Belgium7002 Posts

January 18 2013 17:07 GMT

#12

O_O

pebble444

Italy2503 Posts

January 18 2013 17:09 GMT

#13

HAHA epic

Forcewater

United Kingdom206 Posts

January 18 2013 17:15 GMT

#14

I'll have a look in my basement for you.

EDIT: Didn't find him.

dRaW

Canada5744 Posts

January 18 2013 17:43 GMT

#15

On January 19 2013 01:51 reps)Plumbum wrote:
draaaw, your photoshop skills are amazing!
PS: take care - russian mafia is watching you ;;

T_T

hacklebeast

United States5090 Posts

January 18 2013 18:18 GMT

#16

So if all of NA doesn't show up to RU vs NA NW tomorrow, I guess we know what happened to them O_O

kjwcj

Australia1064 Posts

January 18 2013 18:19 GMT

#17

Build some turrets.

How are you going to find kingDT without detection?

L_Master

United States8017 Posts

January 18 2013 19:03 GMT

#18

Haha this is great, funny OP and good responses. Sounds like Justin has the number so if anything were indeed wrong we'd be able to find out.

Brings back memories of [FOUND]Manifesto7