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REDBLUEGREEN
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Germany1904 Posts
December 17 2012 10:30 GMT
#81
On December 17 2012 08:47 CabalMinion wrote:
aheem, Wut da fuck???
Maybe it´s something like a girls-thing but I really don´t wanna know anything about your Penis ...
Thought there would be some kind of a conclusion at the end, but ...

Excuse me, lady, but this is the men's locker room.
RogerX
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
New Zealand3180 Posts
December 17 2012 10:31 GMT
#82
[image loading]

You're a true man now.
Stick it up. take it up. step aside and see the world
Nisyax
Profile Blog Joined January 2012
Netherlands756 Posts
December 17 2012 11:01 GMT
#83
I was expecting some hilarious joke at the end, but I was disappointed.

Have fun with your upgraded penis, perhaps in the

HsDLTitich
Profile Blog Joined October 2012
Italy831 Posts
December 17 2012 11:28 GMT
#84
I'm still hoping this is some kind of allegory for your SC2 improvements...
I used to organize tournaments for ESL Italy and referee Go4SC2s, WCSs, and IEMs for ESL SC2.
germanshepherd
Profile Joined December 2012
2 Posts
December 17 2012 12:07 GMT
#85
pics or it didnt happen
ne4aJIb
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Russian Federation3209 Posts
December 17 2012 12:08 GMT
#86
GG[image loading]
Bisu,Best,Stork,Jangbi and Flash, Fantasy, Leta, Light and Jaedong, Hydra, Zero, Soulkey assemble in ACE now!
Celial
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
2602 Posts
December 17 2012 12:23 GMT
#87
Never change, man.
Do not regret. Always forward, never back.
marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
December 17 2012 12:29 GMT
#88
I believe I did misread the title as "My penis is no longer"; only after re-reading did I realize you had not gotten rid of it.

memes are a dish best served dank
FFW_Rude
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
France10201 Posts
December 17 2012 12:44 GMT
#89
What's the joke behind this thing : [image loading]

I don't get it.
#1 KT Rolster fanboy. KT BEST KT ! Hail to KT playoffs Zergs ! Unofficial french translator for SlayerS_`Boxer` biography "Crazy as me".
followZeRoX
Profile Joined March 2011
Serbia1451 Posts
December 17 2012 13:03 GMT
#90
wtf, I never red anything close retarded as this blog(s) (yes, I almost red other one).
Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
December 17 2012 13:10 GMT
#91
[image loading]
A backwards poet writes inverse.
JonIrenicus
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
Italy602 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-12-17 13:19:33
December 17 2012 13:18 GMT
#92
--- Nuked ---
Pandemona *
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Charlie Sheens House51493 Posts
December 17 2012 13:36 GMT
#93
LMAO
fkn Cloud you legend <3 rofl

This + GTRs girl blog, has been the best week of blogs in TL history haha!
ModeratorTeam Liquid Football Thread Guru! - Chelsea FC ♥
kaNt-
Profile Joined December 2012
163 Posts
December 17 2012 13:37 GMT
#94
wtfffffffffffffffff
Most weird thing i have ever read.
FraCuS
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1072 Posts
December 17 2012 13:58 GMT
#95
5/5
Apink/Girl's Day/miss A/IU/Crayon Pop/Sistar/Exo K :D l Kpop and Kdrama Enthusiast
Gamma4
Profile Joined March 2011
Australia75 Posts
December 17 2012 14:03 GMT
#96
lolz
Just Huking around ;)
TheRooster
Profile Joined February 2011
Sweden719 Posts
December 17 2012 14:24 GMT
#97
On December 17 2012 08:55 EtherealDeath wrote:
You're not a man until you lift 70 pounds of weights with your penis.

In swedish but I think the video speaks for itself
<3 Startale <3 Naniwa <3 Squirtle <3 Parting <3 sOs <3 Life <3 Leenock <3 Bomber <3 Mvp <3 Gumiho
Thurken
Profile Joined September 2011
961 Posts
December 17 2012 14:40 GMT
#98
On December 17 2012 22:18 JonIrenicus wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 17 2012 10:35 danteafk wrote:
naturally, italian guys have always a small penis, dont worry bro.

not true at all.

You might wanna back it up with stats :
http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073
(it cheers you up if you feel bad about korean dominating the SC scene :p )
Zygno
Profile Joined August 2012
Austria276 Posts
December 17 2012 15:05 GMT
#99
dafuq did i just read
boxerfred
Profile Blog Joined December 2012
Germany8360 Posts
December 17 2012 15:40 GMT
#100
Doing Push-Ups...oh wait, Penis-Ups!
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