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IForgetMyUsername
Profile Joined November 2012
Sweden7 Posts
December 22 2012 00:31 GMT
#161
Shouldnt you bring this shit to /B or some other sick forum? Well ill contribute some to your awesome thread that makes no sense. I started at age of 10 and my penis have been swollen too. Between age 12-15 I could fap and came around 13 times in a row and I dont recomend it its nice but the problem is that it gets swollen and you cant do it for several days. Its better not to overfap it. Instead fapping should be kept no more then 7-8 times in a row then your best friend need some rest.

In fact.. 3-5 times a day is problaby enough for most even at that age. Its so exhausting to be a disgusting little teen..
Experience is the benchmark of maturity.
jodogohoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada2533 Posts
December 22 2012 00:56 GMT
#162
this blog is TOO good.
Drowsy
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States4876 Posts
December 22 2012 01:16 GMT
#163
On December 17 2012 08:07 rabidch wrote:
[image loading] "i can lift this much, do you even lift?"



Do you even use your body's natural anatomical motion to move an external resistance through a predetermined range of motion in order to induce Seyle's adaptation syndrome throughout the muscular tissues, bones, ligaments, and tendons thereby resulting in a net increase in hypertrophy, power, strength, or endurance, bro?
Our Protoss, Who art in Aiur HongUn be Thy name; Thy stalker come, Thy will be blunk, on ladder as it is in Micro Tourny. Give us this win in our daily ladder, and forgive us our cheeses, As we forgive those who play zerg against us.
JacobShock
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
Denmark2485 Posts
December 22 2012 02:23 GMT
#164
Do you even penis lift bro?
"Right on" - Morrow
tree.hugger
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Philadelphia, PA10406 Posts
December 22 2012 05:26 GMT
#165
u gotta sk8
ModeratorEffOrt, Snow, GuMiho, and Team Liquid
Severedevil
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States4839 Posts
December 22 2012 08:24 GMT
#166
On December 17 2012 10:36 GnarlyArbitrage wrote:
There needs to be a counter blog. Smaller vaginas!

Vaginal dumbbells.
My strategy is to fork people.
Psychobabas
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
2531 Posts
December 22 2012 15:38 GMT
#167
Nice to see people abusing alcohol during christmas!

Merry Christmas ClouD!
PiQLiQ
Profile Joined January 2011
Sweden702 Posts
December 22 2012 16:20 GMT
#168
On December 23 2012 00:38 Psychobabas wrote:
Nice to see people abusing alcohol during christmas!

Merry Christmas ClouD!


haha yeah you can't blame cloud for being cute
http://twitter.com/lagcats
ne4aJIb
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Russian Federation3209 Posts
December 22 2012 17:51 GMT
#169
your penis got you featured
Bisu,Best,Stork,Jangbi and Flash, Fantasy, Leta, Light and Jaedong, Hydra, Zero, Soulkey assemble in ACE now!
WonDeRSC
Profile Joined June 2011
United States234 Posts
December 22 2012 18:17 GMT
#170
Penis Terran!
Bagration
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
United States18282 Posts
December 22 2012 19:06 GMT
#171
Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas Cloud! Looks like Christmas came early for you! Santa really delivered this time didn't he?
Team Slayers, Axiom-Acer and Vile forever
Skipper94
Profile Joined April 2011
Israel12 Posts
December 22 2012 19:38 GMT
#172
pics or it didn't happen
Perfection... has it's price
HawaiianPig
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Canada5155 Posts
December 22 2012 20:01 GMT
#173
On December 22 2012 17:24 Severedevil wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 17 2012 10:36 GnarlyArbitrage wrote:
There needs to be a counter blog. Smaller vaginas!

Vaginal dumbbells.


[image loading]
AdministratorNot actually Hawaiian.
PassiveAce
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States18076 Posts
December 22 2012 20:34 GMT
#174
^LOL
I never caught that before. Looks uncomfortable.
Call me Marge Simpson cuz I love you homie
Jayme
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States5866 Posts
December 22 2012 21:35 GMT
#175
On December 22 2012 09:31 IForgetMyUsername wrote:
Shouldnt you bring this shit to /B or some other sick forum? Well ill contribute some to your awesome thread that makes no sense. I started at age of 10 and my penis have been swollen too. Between age 12-15 I could fap and came around 13 times in a row and I dont recomend it its nice but the problem is that it gets swollen and you cant do it for several days. Its better not to overfap it. Instead fapping should be kept no more then 7-8 times in a row then your best friend need some rest.

In fact.. 3-5 times a day is problaby enough for most even at that age. Its so exhausting to be a disgusting little teen..


Why is it always people that have like 10 posts or less the ones that are the most adamant on protecting the "integrity" of Teamliquid?

Strange
Python is garbage, number 1 advocate of getting rid of it.
Itachii
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Poland12466 Posts
December 22 2012 22:03 GMT
#176
Screenshot or it never happened.
I never realized how big my was until i got rid of bushes surrounding my tree.
+ Show Spoiler +
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=94272
La parole nous a été donnée pour déguiser notre pensée
PiQLiQ
Profile Joined January 2011
Sweden702 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-12-22 23:23:59
December 22 2012 23:23 GMT
#177
On December 23 2012 06:35 Jayme wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 22 2012 09:31 IForgetMyUsername wrote:
Shouldnt you bring this shit to /B or some other sick forum? Well ill contribute some to your awesome thread that makes no sense. I started at age of 10 and my penis have been swollen too. Between age 12-15 I could fap and came around 13 times in a row and I dont recomend it its nice but the problem is that it gets swollen and you cant do it for several days. Its better not to overfap it. Instead fapping should be kept no more then 7-8 times in a row then your best friend need some rest.

In fact.. 3-5 times a day is problaby enough for most even at that age. Its so exhausting to be a disgusting little teen..


Why is it always people that have like 10 posts or less the ones that are the most adamant on protecting the "integrity" of Teamliquid?

Strange


Because they are banned users that made new account. And if they talk nicely about TL they might not get banned when they finds out their real identities
http://twitter.com/lagcats
HeeroFX
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States2704 Posts
December 23 2012 00:50 GMT
#178
On December 23 2012 05:01 HawaiianPig wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 22 2012 17:24 Severedevil wrote:
On December 17 2012 10:36 GnarlyArbitrage wrote:
There needs to be a counter blog. Smaller vaginas!

Vaginal dumbbells.


[image loading]



haha classic Futurama best show ever!
dcemuser
Profile Joined August 2010
United States3248 Posts
December 23 2012 08:01 GMT
#179
This blog is so radically different from his last blog, though not really in a bad way - just different.

This one is clever, witty (at least 5 puns like "climax" and "it was over in a split second" when looking at the ruler), and even metaphorical.
nttea
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Sweden4353 Posts
December 23 2012 13:20 GMT
#180
Penis can keep growing until you are like 25... i read that somewhere. I'm a bit sad cause i happen to be 25.
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