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namste
Profile Joined October 2010
Finland2292 Posts
December 23 2012 14:54 GMT
#181
Also losing weight can make it look bigger.
IM hwaitiing ~ IMMvp #1 | Bang Min Ah <3<3
Dumbledore
Profile Joined April 2011
Sweden725 Posts
December 23 2012 19:33 GMT
#182
u wot mate?
Have a nice day ;)
Azurues
Profile Joined March 2011
Malaysia5612 Posts
December 23 2012 20:36 GMT
#183
made my day reading the 3 epic blog posts

but oh well, i admire your courage in spilling the truth (assuming it is true )
rezzan
Profile Joined November 2010
Sweden329 Posts
December 23 2012 21:25 GMT
#184
this ..just....i... mean... i...


+ Show Spoiler +

im glad im already hung enouff
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thezanursic
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
5504 Posts
December 23 2012 22:31 GMT
#185
Funny in a retarded way.
http://i45.tinypic.com/9j2cdc.jpg Let it be so!
thezanursic
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
5504 Posts
December 23 2012 22:32 GMT
#186
Hahaha I didn't even notice that ClouD wrote this...
http://i45.tinypic.com/9j2cdc.jpg Let it be so!
Wortie
Profile Joined September 2011
Netherlands212 Posts
December 23 2012 22:48 GMT
#187
Now only a girlfriend...
prplhz
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Denmark8045 Posts
December 24 2012 05:23 GMT
#188
i hear you can do the same with your balls
http://i.imgur.com/M7t7egx.png
theaxis12
Profile Joined March 2011
United States489 Posts
December 25 2012 05:36 GMT
#189
I have actually struggled with an oversized penis for many years now. I have recently found methods of decreasing its size, and I am close to being able to wear pants again! All you have to do is wrap a belt around your member as tight as you can, and then soak that in a warm bath. After you do that unwrap it and try to cram it into your pelvis with as much force as you can. I then have my roommates come in to laugh at it and call it names (I have tried to use women, but they are simply stunned silent when I show them). The only problem is that my balls are the same size, so my junk looks like a flesh colored pumpkin with a broken stem. :/
Shut your mouth and put your head back in the clouds.
Black[CAT]
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Malaysia2589 Posts
January 02 2013 16:20 GMT
#190
On December 25 2012 14:36 theaxis12 wrote:
I have actually struggled with an oversized penis for many years now. I have recently found methods of decreasing its size, and I am close to being able to wear pants again! All you have to do is wrap a belt around your member as tight as you can, and then soak that in a warm bath. After you do that unwrap it and try to cram it into your pelvis with as much force as you can. I then have my roommates come in to laugh at it and call it names (I have tried to use women, but they are simply stunned silent when I show them). The only problem is that my balls are the same size, so my junk looks like a flesh colored pumpkin with a broken stem. :/


[image loading] Cool story bro.
You mean ESPORTS isnt a synonym for SC2? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ -Proud owner of a Filco Majestouch 2 with Cherry Blue Switches- BW or SC2? Why not both?
AcesAnoka
Profile Joined April 2011
Belgium262 Posts
January 11 2013 16:04 GMT
#191
god dammit cloud you're one funny guy
masters terran eu
Svetgm
Profile Joined July 2012
Canada76 Posts
January 18 2013 15:34 GMT
#192
you sir just made me laugh on a serious lvl.
SaWse
Profile Joined January 2012
Belgium102 Posts
January 20 2013 22:09 GMT
#193
you make the best blogs.
totauksz
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
Ghana190 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-01-21 15:53:58
January 21 2013 13:45 GMT
#194
I have no idea if this is actually a joke or not since Cloud often thinks he is funny (without much success), but the actual average penis size is like 5 inches/130 mm (this study i'm using is based on a few thousand italian guys), 15% more than that is still only 150, which is still 100 milimeters shorter than that of a porn actor, and won't even remotely satisfy a chick who has the hots for guys with long weeners.

and to bring the engineer's insight mixed with information collected from my girlfriends, thickness is just as important as length.

So to simulate the problem, the simplified model of Cloud's penis is a tube (of course it could be oddly shaped but it's statistically more likely that it's average sized and shaped so a cylinder is sufficient for that). If you stretch a piece of material, the dimensions are modified but the volume stays roughly the same- this is not 100% true for a penis, since some body fluid flows in or out if you stretch it, it's not a closed system, but the difference is probably not big enough to make the simulation irrelevant.

If you stretch a tube the figure for the volume: V=((rˇ2)*π)*h -with h being the length of the penis and r the radius of a cross section (again for the sake of wholeness it's not a perfect circle but likely close to one)- changes to ((Rˇ2)*π)h*1,15,
h*1,15 being the new length and R being the new radius. If you solve the equation (again, it's not equal but probably really close), R will be roughly 93% of r, so the diameter of Cloud's wood will decrease by 7%, thus by gaining length, losing thickness, which according to girls is a really important attribute. This little simulation doesn't even take into consideration that stretching one's penis can damage the structure of the tissue responsible for the erection, so the erection itself may be softer.

[image loading]
Figure 1: side view of a Cloud with a penis (simplified) before and after the stretching process. the dimensions tell the story. the texture is "clouded sky" for obvious reasons



Figure 2: simulation of Cloud's penis stretching. I used pvc because in the material library that was the closest thing to human body tissue. note that the colors indicate where the displacement in length is concentrated, with red being the most. it's easy to observe that the tip, which is actually the most sensitive part suffers the most displacement which might result in extreme pain. And yes I know that a youtube video 'technically' isn't a figure, jeez just... okay?

Note on Fig. 2 that you cause 6 megapascals of stress inside your pvc-penis by stretching it out by 24 milimeters, and if it's 20 milimeters thick, you decrease the thickness by approx. 1,4 mm, making it longer, but weaker and thinner. Thus, continous stretching may result in a scenario like Fig.3.

[image loading]
Figure 3. The picture shows what Cloud's over stretched willy might look like while the only strain on it is the gravity load caused by its own weight. we can easily observe that while overall length is impressive, the shape and thickness and overall position is less attractive.

individual results may slightly vary- but stretching your d1ck comes at a price, Cloud.
PassiveAce
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States18076 Posts
January 26 2013 22:02 GMT
#195
On January 21 2013 22:45 totauksz wrote:
I have no idea if this is actually a joke or not since Cloud often thinks he is funny (without much success), but the actual average penis size is like 5 inches/130 mm (this study i'm using is based on a few thousand italian guys), 15% more than that is still only 150, which is still 100 milimeters shorter than that of a porn actor, and won't even remotely satisfy a chick who has the hots for guys with long weeners.

and to bring the engineer's insight mixed with information collected from my girlfriends, thickness is just as important as length.

So to simulate the problem, the simplified model of Cloud's penis is a tube (of course it could be oddly shaped but it's statistically more likely that it's average sized and shaped so a cylinder is sufficient for that). If you stretch a piece of material, the dimensions are modified but the volume stays roughly the same- this is not 100% true for a penis, since some body fluid flows in or out if you stretch it, it's not a closed system, but the difference is probably not big enough to make the simulation irrelevant.

If you stretch a tube the figure for the volume: V=((rˇ2)*π)*h -with h being the length of the penis and r the radius of a cross section (again for the sake of wholeness it's not a perfect circle but likely close to one)- changes to ((Rˇ2)*π)h*1,15,
h*1,15 being the new length and R being the new radius. If you solve the equation (again, it's not equal but probably really close), R will be roughly 93% of r, so the diameter of Cloud's wood will decrease by 7%, thus by gaining length, losing thickness, which according to girls is a really important attribute. This little simulation doesn't even take into consideration that stretching one's penis can damage the structure of the tissue responsible for the erection, so the erection itself may be softer.

[image loading]
Figure 1: side view of a Cloud with a penis (simplified) before and after the stretching process. the dimensions tell the story. the texture is "clouded sky" for obvious reasons


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKmn_P6afdc&feature=youtu.be
Figure 2: simulation of Cloud's penis stretching. I used pvc because in the material library that was the closest thing to human body tissue. note that the colors indicate where the displacement in length is concentrated, with red being the most. it's easy to observe that the tip, which is actually the most sensitive part suffers the most displacement which might result in extreme pain. And yes I know that a youtube video 'technically' isn't a figure, jeez just... okay?

Note on Fig. 2 that you cause 6 megapascals of stress inside your pvc-penis by stretching it out by 24 milimeters, and if it's 20 milimeters thick, you decrease the thickness by approx. 1,4 mm, making it longer, but weaker and thinner. Thus, continous stretching may result in a scenario like Fig.3.

[image loading]
Figure 3. The picture shows what Cloud's over stretched willy might look like while the only strain on it is the gravity load caused by its own weight. we can easily observe that while overall length is impressive, the shape and thickness and overall position is less attractive.

individual results may slightly vary- but stretching your d1ck comes at a price, Cloud.

fuckin looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool. This thread does not stop giving.
Call me Marge Simpson cuz I love you homie
jrkirby
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1510 Posts
January 26 2013 23:36 GMT
#196
So glad I came back to this thread.
Lagcraft
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States146 Posts
February 02 2013 22:04 GMT
#197
On January 21 2013 22:45 totauksz wrote:
I have no idea if this is actually a joke or not since Cloud often thinks he is funny (without much success), but the actual average penis size is like 5 inches/130 mm (this study i'm using is based on a few thousand italian guys), 15% more than that is still only 150, which is still 100 milimeters shorter than that of a porn actor, and won't even remotely satisfy a chick who has the hots for guys with long weeners.

and to bring the engineer's insight mixed with information collected from my girlfriends, thickness is just as important as length.

So to simulate the problem, the simplified model of Cloud's penis is a tube (of course it could be oddly shaped but it's statistically more likely that it's average sized and shaped so a cylinder is sufficient for that). If you stretch a piece of material, the dimensions are modified but the volume stays roughly the same- this is not 100% true for a penis, since some body fluid flows in or out if you stretch it, it's not a closed system, but the difference is probably not big enough to make the simulation irrelevant.

If you stretch a tube the figure for the volume: V=((rˇ2)*π)*h -with h being the length of the penis and r the radius of a cross section (again for the sake of wholeness it's not a perfect circle but likely close to one)- changes to ((Rˇ2)*π)h*1,15,
h*1,15 being the new length and R being the new radius. If you solve the equation (again, it's not equal but probably really close), R will be roughly 93% of r, so the diameter of Cloud's wood will decrease by 7%, thus by gaining length, losing thickness, which according to girls is a really important attribute. This little simulation doesn't even take into consideration that stretching one's penis can damage the structure of the tissue responsible for the erection, so the erection itself may be softer.

[image loading]
Figure 1: side view of a Cloud with a penis (simplified) before and after the stretching process. the dimensions tell the story. the texture is "clouded sky" for obvious reasons


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKmn_P6afdc&feature=youtu.be
Figure 2: simulation of Cloud's penis stretching. I used pvc because in the material library that was the closest thing to human body tissue. note that the colors indicate where the displacement in length is concentrated, with red being the most. it's easy to observe that the tip, which is actually the most sensitive part suffers the most displacement which might result in extreme pain. And yes I know that a youtube video 'technically' isn't a figure, jeez just... okay?

Note on Fig. 2 that you cause 6 megapascals of stress inside your pvc-penis by stretching it out by 24 milimeters, and if it's 20 milimeters thick, you decrease the thickness by approx. 1,4 mm, making it longer, but weaker and thinner. Thus, continous stretching may result in a scenario like Fig.3.

[image loading]
Figure 3. The picture shows what Cloud's over stretched willy might look like while the only strain on it is the gravity load caused by its own weight. we can easily observe that while overall length is impressive, the shape and thickness and overall position is less attractive.

individual results may slightly vary- but stretching your d1ck comes at a price, Cloud.


This is the best thing ever
Bommes
Profile Joined June 2010
Germany1226 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-02-02 23:41:42
February 02 2013 23:39 GMT
#198
Maybe Cloud should take into consideration to learn from the real experts and masters in this area:

Who doesn't love Japan? (~ 3:50 is gold!)

Sound is german unfortunately, but the pictures say everything, you don't need sound.
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