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sam!zdat
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States5559 Posts
December 17 2012 00:00 GMT
#21
On December 17 2012 08:55 EtherealDeath wrote:
You're not a man until you lift 70 pounds of weights with your penis.


In the court of whichever Chinese nobleman was the sponsor of Lu Buwei (I forget), there was a courtier whose claim to fame was the ability to carry around a wagon wheel on his erection. no joke. That was the entire reason he was there
shikata ga nai
aTnClouD
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Italy2428 Posts
December 17 2012 00:00 GMT
#22
On December 17 2012 08:55 EtherealDeath wrote:
You're not a man until you lift 70 pounds of weights with your penis.

Getting there bro
http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g64/hunter692007/kruemelmonsteryn0.gif
Genovi
Profile Joined May 2010
Sweden388 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-12-17 00:02:05
December 17 2012 00:01 GMT
#23
You should really try doing Cock pushups as the next level training, I heard it works wonders.
We fucking lost team - RTZ
Mr. Wiggles
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada5894 Posts
December 17 2012 00:03 GMT
#24
Another thing, for developing stamina, endurance, and strength, is to buy a heavy bag, and then spar with it with your penis. If you do this every day, you'll see definite improvement, even as soon as a few weeks! Just remember to wrap your penis beforehand, so that you don't bruise it or develop calluses. + Show Spoiler +
Unless you want to, that's ok too, I guess...


A speed bag also helps, because it lets you practice your thrusting motions, but also increases your dexterity and accuracy. So, while this might not make your penis bigger, it will make you a much better love maker.
you gotta dance
Puri
Profile Joined May 2012
Italy5 Posts
December 17 2012 00:05 GMT
#25
ClouD blogs are the best
Boundz(DarKo)
Profile Joined March 2009
5311 Posts
December 17 2012 00:09 GMT
#26
U rly think it stopped growing at 18? Whatever you did (tldr) it was waste of time as it would have grown anyway.
Tppz!
Profile Joined October 2010
Germany1449 Posts
December 17 2012 00:15 GMT
#27
[image loading]
ClouD knows the stuff! Listen to him, guys!
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States46516 Posts
December 17 2012 00:15 GMT
#28
StateOfReverie, your blogs are getting worse.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
EtherealDeath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
December 17 2012 00:17 GMT
#29
On December 17 2012 09:15 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
StateOfReverie, your blogs are getting worse.

The conspiracy unravels!
Rainmansc
Profile Joined August 2011
Netherlands216 Posts
December 17 2012 00:23 GMT
#30
Virgins these days ...
Enel
Profile Joined April 2012
Sudan430 Posts
December 17 2012 00:34 GMT
#31
just get an asian girl. they will see a huge italian stallion.
Go Sudan
aTnClouD
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Italy2428 Posts
December 17 2012 00:36 GMT
#32
On December 17 2012 09:03 Mr. Wiggles wrote:
Another thing, for developing stamina, endurance, and strength, is to buy a heavy bag, and then spar with it with your penis. If you do this every day, you'll see definite improvement, even as soon as a few weeks! Just remember to wrap your penis beforehand, so that you don't bruise it or develop calluses. + Show Spoiler +
Unless you want to, that's ok too, I guess...


A speed bag also helps, because it lets you practice your thrusting motions, but also increases your dexterity and accuracy. So, while this might not make your penis bigger, it will make you a much better love maker.

This made me rofl really hard. :D
http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g64/hunter692007/kruemelmonsteryn0.gif
SunTurtle
Profile Blog Joined January 2012
156 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-12-17 00:42:06
December 17 2012 00:41 GMT
#33
what.

EDIT: I mean...

what.

I think I just read..

????

congrats?
aendi
Profile Joined September 2011
Germany43 Posts
December 17 2012 00:44 GMT
#34
lol best blog in ages on TL
regiment
Profile Joined July 2011
Germany51 Posts
December 17 2012 00:50 GMT
#35
Oh my god this blog is fucking brilliant!
<Alipha> ..can you fax me some paper for my printer?
Storm-Giant
Profile Joined March 2012
Spain416 Posts
December 17 2012 00:51 GMT
#36
Epic blog post lol
<3 Rain
Nickemwit
Profile Joined December 2007
United States253 Posts
December 17 2012 00:51 GMT
#37
Is this serious?? Wow
Fight Fire with ShrieK
Gugu
Profile Joined October 2011
United States79 Posts
December 17 2012 00:57 GMT
#38
What
hi
Pulselol
Profile Joined June 2011
Canada1628 Posts
December 17 2012 01:00 GMT
#39
swag [image loading]
TargA
Profile Joined December 2010
Norway204 Posts
December 17 2012 01:02 GMT
#40
On December 17 2012 10:00 Pulselol wrote:
swag [image loading]

yolo$wag motherfucker
ProgamerOn October 26 2013 00:10 Nerchio wrote: Shoutout to Targa, best zerg in europe || http://twitter.com/#!/TargA01
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