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On December 17 2012 08:55 EtherealDeath wrote: You're not a man until you lift 70 pounds of weights with your penis.
In the court of whichever Chinese nobleman was the sponsor of Lu Buwei (I forget), there was a courtier whose claim to fame was the ability to carry around a wagon wheel on his erection. no joke. That was the entire reason he was there
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On December 17 2012 08:55 EtherealDeath wrote: You're not a man until you lift 70 pounds of weights with your penis. Getting there bro
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Sweden388 Posts
You should really try doing Cock pushups as the next level training, I heard it works wonders.
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Another thing, for developing stamina, endurance, and strength, is to buy a heavy bag, and then spar with it with your penis. If you do this every day, you'll see definite improvement, even as soon as a few weeks! Just remember to wrap your penis beforehand, so that you don't bruise it or develop calluses. + Show Spoiler +Unless you want to, that's ok too, I guess...
A speed bag also helps, because it lets you practice your thrusting motions, but also increases your dexterity and accuracy. So, while this might not make your penis bigger, it will make you a much better love maker.
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U rly think it stopped growing at 18? Whatever you did (tldr) it was waste of time as it would have grown anyway.
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![[image loading]](http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/3817/kruemelmonsteryn0.gif) ClouD knows the stuff! Listen to him, guys!
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StateOfReverie, your blogs are getting worse.
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On December 17 2012 09:15 DarkPlasmaBall wrote: StateOfReverie, your blogs are getting worse. The conspiracy unravels!
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just get an asian girl. they will see a huge italian stallion.
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On December 17 2012 09:03 Mr. Wiggles wrote:Another thing, for developing stamina, endurance, and strength, is to buy a heavy bag, and then spar with it with your penis. If you do this every day, you'll see definite improvement, even as soon as a few weeks! Just remember to wrap your penis beforehand, so that you don't bruise it or develop calluses. + Show Spoiler +Unless you want to, that's ok too, I guess... A speed bag also helps, because it lets you practice your thrusting motions, but also increases your dexterity and accuracy. So, while this might not make your penis bigger, it will make you a much better love maker. This made me rofl really hard. :D
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what.
EDIT: I mean...
what.
I think I just read..
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congrats?
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lol best blog in ages on TL
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Oh my god this blog is fucking brilliant!
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swag
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On December 17 2012 10:00 Pulselol wrote:swag ![[image loading]](http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/3817/kruemelmonsteryn0.gif) yolo$wag motherfucker
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