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wchigo
Profile Joined September 2010
China71 Posts
December 17 2012 03:35 GMT
#61
Wow, amazing. I don't think I actually laughed out loud but I'm reading this at work and I just hope people don't ask me why I have a huge smirk on my face.

You never fail to disappoint with your blogs Cloud. As someone else in this thread said, please don't ever change.
-Kyo-
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Japan1926 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-12-17 03:36:41
December 17 2012 03:35 GMT
#62
I hope for the same success you had Cloud. I'm debating starting a video blog about it and posting them on the coL website so everyone can track status developments. Perhaps we should create a montage together and then we can feel the true status of a Rocky film, together.
Anime is cuter than you. Legacy of the Void GM Protoss Gameplay: twitch.tv/kyo7763 youtube.com/user/KyoStarcraft/
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NeVeR
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
1352 Posts
December 17 2012 03:47 GMT
#63
5/5
should be spotlighted
jcroisdale
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States1543 Posts
December 17 2012 03:49 GMT
#64
flash is not impressed
"I think bringing a toddler to a movie theater is a terrible idea. They are too young to understand what is happening it would be like giving your toddler acid. Bad idea." - Sinensis
AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
December 17 2012 03:54 GMT
#65
( ͡. ͜ʖ ͡.) <--- my face right now
PassiveAce
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States18076 Posts
December 17 2012 03:54 GMT
#66
This kind of training has a very Rocky feeling to it. It's consuming time and energy and there's no way to be sure to be able to reach your goals. All you have to do is try and believe in yourself.

LMAO i would pay to see that montage.
Call me Marge Simpson cuz I love you homie
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States45279 Posts
December 17 2012 04:00 GMT
#67
Cloud, that's great news!

And congratulations on your new film too! Even if it is NSFW:

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
December 17 2012 04:05 GMT
#68
Rofl...
[image loading]
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
Inzek
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Chile802 Posts
December 17 2012 04:32 GMT
#69
idk if this is true or not, but i loled my ass out, gonna try push ups
Stork FAN!!!
Zealously
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
East Gorteau22261 Posts
December 17 2012 04:36 GMT
#70
What
AdministratorBreak the chains
Vogue
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States98 Posts
December 17 2012 04:39 GMT
#71
Is this like a metaphor for laddering hard or something?
MountainDewJunkie
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States10344 Posts
December 17 2012 04:51 GMT
#72
Masturbating at 12 counts as being sexually active?

The more you know[image loading]
[21:07] <Shock710> whats wrong with her face [20:50] <dAPhREAk> i beat it the day after it came out | <BLinD-RawR> esports is a giant vagina
VirgilSC2
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States6151 Posts
December 17 2012 05:03 GMT
#73
Legendary post.

+ Show Spoiler +
Post workout routine pls
Clarity Gaming #1 Fan | Avid MTG Grinder | @VirgilSC2
hangene92
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
Canada258 Posts
December 17 2012 05:28 GMT
#74
( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) This is my face right now
"You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one"
VirgilSC2
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States6151 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-12-17 06:44:28
December 17 2012 06:44 GMT
#75
oops
Clarity Gaming #1 Fan | Avid MTG Grinder | @VirgilSC2
Mr. Wiggles
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada5894 Posts
December 17 2012 06:58 GMT
#76
On December 17 2012 15:44 VirgilSC2 wrote:
oops

Follow the advice in this thread, and that definitely won't be what you'll be saying in the future.
you gotta dance
Loser777
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
1931 Posts
December 17 2012 07:40 GMT
#77
(T)Really interested to see (T)What happens when you keep doing this for months
6581
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
December 17 2012 09:31 GMT
#78
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Dirkzor
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Denmark1944 Posts
December 17 2012 09:48 GMT
#79
Somehow the funniest thing about this blog was the moment when you bought a new ruler for measuring :D
"HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU ON TOP AGAIN???? HOW DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS????" -Julmust (also, thats what she said)
targ
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Malaysia445 Posts
December 17 2012 10:19 GMT
#80
On December 17 2012 09:03 Mr. Wiggles wrote:
Another thing, for developing stamina, endurance, and strength, is to buy a heavy bag, and then spar with it with your penis. If you do this every day, you'll see definite improvement, even as soon as a few weeks! Just remember to wrap your penis beforehand, so that you don't bruise it or develop calluses. + Show Spoiler +
Unless you want to, that's ok too, I guess...


A speed bag also helps, because it lets you practice your thrusting motions, but also increases your dexterity and accuracy. So, while this might not make your penis bigger, it will make you a much better love maker.


The mental image this made me conjure was hilarous.
http://billyfoong.blogspot.com/ my other opinions are here
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