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Nuke and Seuss

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HollowLord
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States3862 Posts
December 03 2012 13:36 GMT
#1
The Nuke and Seuss was a Day9 Funday Monday a month or so ago that I enjoyed the concept of but didn't particularly enjoy watching because I didn't really see any rhyming that I enjoyed. So in-between writing my Senior Honor's Thesis I decided to try my hand at coming up with some clever rhymes.

The idea is that while you launch a nuke at the enemy, you should type out a rhyme to announce yourself. So here we go.


Start a little simple:

Make a toast to the Ghost, the marvelous me!
For I am the NUKER of all that I see!

Little more complex:

You thought you were cool
You thought all was well
Mark my words Protoss fool
I'll NUKE YOU TO HELL!

Get a little more creative:

Scan in the back, scan in the front
Waste all of your energy during the hunt
No observer to scout, it's time to cry
I'll nuke with a shout of
NEVER SAY DIE!

Back in control, you watch for my ghosts.
You call me a troll when I proclaim my boasts.
No reason to fear, for now your base is protected.
It's not like you'll hear
NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED!

Of course, the classic:

One fish
Two fish
Red fish
Blue fish
Black fish
Blue fish
Old fish
NUKE FISH

And one to end with:

Don't call me a scrub, don't add to your shame!
Don't call me a nub, 'till you know who to blame!
It wasn't my plan, though these might be my words!
I'm simply a fan of the king of the nerds!
Performed the assault, but not the designs!
It isn't my fault!
THE PLOT WAS DAY NINE'S

****
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DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States46649 Posts
December 03 2012 14:58 GMT
#2
These are really clever ^^ I noticed that too when I watched that episode... the rhyming was indeed lacking.

I think it'd be even more badass if you could make the game say "NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED!" without you even needing to type it out when you do the "Back in control" rhyme, although obviously you need to write it out here
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
iTzSnypah
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States1738 Posts
December 03 2012 15:36 GMT
#3
Haiku Suess:

My Ghost has gone MAD
Lost control to his delight
His nuke just took flight
Team Liquid needs more Terrans.
meteorskunk
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada546 Posts
December 03 2012 16:07 GMT
#4
I found the rhymes skillful and enjoyable ^^" . I didn't hear about this because i don't watch all of the dalies but that *does* seem fun. I will make my own

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Barnhawk
Profile Joined December 2012
Australia3 Posts
December 03 2012 16:12 GMT
#5
Loved that daily, Day 9's rhyming wasnt the best but I will cut him some slack haha.
Awesome rhymes you have there mate.
HollowLord
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States3862 Posts
December 03 2012 16:34 GMT
#6
On December 04 2012 01:12 Barnhawk wrote:
Loved that daily, Day 9's rhyming wasnt the best but I will cut him some slack haha.
Awesome rhymes you have there mate.


Day's rhymes were fine, it was more the fact that most people either said nothing at all or said things that didn't even rhyme.
dota 2 stream #noskill #feed #noob twitch.tv/dmcredgrave
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
December 03 2012 19:09 GMT
#7
These are hilarious, I want to use these really badly. I wonder if this could be a community project and great writers take this to the next level haha. This could be a Pony Tails things :D.
User was warned for too many mimes.
snively
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States1159 Posts
December 03 2012 21:18 GMT
#8
lol nuke fish = wtf?
xD
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