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To the Asian Glee-lover on the Thanksgiving Redeye

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farvacola
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States18826 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-11-27 23:13:06
November 27 2012 20:01 GMT
#1
Actually, her name is Theresa, though she certainly does look like a Lisa, ehh?

We've always said we enjoy the holidays; airports are busier, people are hurried, and defenses are down. When she saw who had the aisle seat in her row, we knew that it was time to do what we did best.

The pain of that heavy duffle bag must have felt so good as that “leggy brunette” struck up a conversation; she may not have had the most expansive vocabulary, but then again, few men are interested in a woman like her for conversation. She learned about you, I learned about you, and you learned.......something, though not from this conversation.

Fortunately for our “game”, the manner of shorthand attention most men employ to appear interested in women without dedicating too much effort serves as the perfect backdrop for a comfort game. Maybe she was a “typical Midwestern undergrad”, maybe not. Details details! I can assure you, though, that she does have a Facebook.

Theresa's appearance is more or less our meal ticket, though how you guessed that she got that fake tan from hiking with her family I'll never know. Also, 5'8? Try 5'6 with heels, though I'm inclined to give you the benefit of the doubt when it comes to judging height Those legs do indeed go on for days, or, in this case, just long enough for someone to drop their guard.

24E was indeed empty, and that is why Theresa decided to upgrade the ploy from “shoulder rest confidant” to “lap head slumber party”.

When she awoke with a start and smashed your nose, I'll admit I was worried that the jig might be up, though she always insists that a little bit of pain along the way makes everything seem that much more “real”. After the bag to the head, it seemed rather gratuitous to me. But boy, you must have been tired! At the time, I figured nothing but exhaustion could have fed into that feigned Glee interest.

That guy in 24C sure was looking at you strangely; little could you have known he had also been listening in during the entire flight.

You see, Shady, that seemingly hapless drop of the duffel bag before taxi'ing out to the runway was entirely intentional; nothing breaks the ice like a sympathetic “Are you alright?” and no one minds an accident (that shitty overhead compartment breaking? Icing on the cake). Luckily for you, Theresa has a soft spot for Asian men who'll put up with watching Glee, and for that reason she only nabbed the AMEX. Her hair looks fabulous, I assure you.

In any case, Happy Holidays, she's still a leggy brunette

Edit: This is an homage!

****
"when the Dead Kennedys found out they had skinhead fans, they literally wrote a song titled 'Nazi Punks Fuck Off'"
Zealos
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United Kingdom3575 Posts
November 27 2012 20:11 GMT
#2
Excellent : D
On the internet if you disagree with or dislike something you're angry and taking it too seriously. == Join TLMafia !
Cokefreak
Profile Joined June 2011
Finland8095 Posts
November 27 2012 20:29 GMT
#3
I see what you did there, 5/5.
Cokefreak
Profile Joined June 2011
Finland8095 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-11-27 20:50:47
November 27 2012 20:50 GMT
#4
Double post -.-
Ryalnos
Profile Joined July 2010
United States1946 Posts
November 27 2012 20:53 GMT
#5
Nice. This is the kind of blog combo I like to read.
y0su
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
Finland7871 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-11-27 21:21:25
November 27 2012 21:02 GMT
#6
-delete-
farvacola
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States18826 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-11-27 21:12:27
November 27 2012 21:10 GMT
#7
On November 28 2012 06:02 y0su wrote:
Why was the guy in 24C looking at them strangely if he was also the one responsible for the "intentional" bag drop?
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On November 28 2012 00:49 Shady Sands wrote:
The really buff dude in 24C broke off the overhead bin latch above me while putting in his luggage, and it fell directly on my head.

Yeah, now that I'm rereading it I realize they are the same person. I'll go ahead and change it
"when the Dead Kennedys found out they had skinhead fans, they literally wrote a song titled 'Nazi Punks Fuck Off'"
HaXXspetten
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Sweden15718 Posts
November 27 2012 21:14 GMT
#8
Is this the start of a whole new kind of warfare?
kollin
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom8380 Posts
November 27 2012 21:38 GMT
#9
On November 28 2012 06:14 HaXXspetten wrote:
Is this the start of a whole new kind of warfare?


Call of Duty: Blog Warfare
MassHysteria
Profile Joined October 2010
United States3678 Posts
November 27 2012 22:17 GMT
#10
Lol.
"Just ban all the J's...even jinklejoes" --unnamed source
Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21243 Posts
November 27 2012 22:19 GMT
#11
hm.
TranslatorBaa!
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
November 27 2012 22:24 GMT
#12
Shady Sand's Enigma
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
Souma
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
2nd Worst City in CA8938 Posts
November 28 2012 00:04 GMT
#13
Oh you.
Writer
EtherealDeath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
November 28 2012 00:07 GMT
#14
Huh
Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
November 28 2012 00:29 GMT
#15
Wow just spat out my noodles and gravy all over the screen of my phone. Thanks

Что?
Hamster1800
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States175 Posts
November 28 2012 01:33 GMT
#16
I believe both of these blogs are equally real.
D is for Diamond, E is for Everything Else
felisconcolori
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
United States6168 Posts
November 28 2012 01:50 GMT
#17
Will the Blog Illuminati be pleased? Or are you messing up the blog metagame?
Yes, I email sponsors... to thank them. Don't post drunk, kids. My king, what has become of you?
farvacola
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States18826 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-11-28 01:59:54
November 28 2012 01:59 GMT
#18
On November 28 2012 10:50 felisconcolori wrote:
Will the Blog Illuminati be pleased? Or are you messing up the blog metagame?

Haha, I've gotten Shady Sands to spit up noodles, so my mission is accomplished. He rarely writes stories that make for convenient parody and he's got far more work ethic towards putting out fiction than I, so I'd say the blog metagame is pretty much unchanged
"when the Dead Kennedys found out they had skinhead fans, they literally wrote a song titled 'Nazi Punks Fuck Off'"
ASoo
Profile Joined November 2010
2864 Posts
November 28 2012 03:06 GMT
#19
I would be really happy if this turned into a Usual Suspects-esque war of blog and counter-blog where each of you reveal, layer by layer, that really you were on to the other team the whole time...
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
November 28 2012 03:14 GMT
#20
Lol that was almost as funny as the first blog!!!!

XD
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
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