We've always said we enjoy the holidays; airports are busier, people are hurried, and defenses are down. When she saw who had the aisle seat in her row, we knew that it was time to do what we did best.
The pain of that heavy duffle bag must have felt so good as that “leggy brunette” struck up a conversation; she may not have had the most expansive vocabulary, but then again, few men are interested in a woman like her for conversation. She learned about you, I learned about you, and you learned.......something, though not from this conversation.
Fortunately for our “game”, the manner of shorthand attention most men employ to appear interested in women without dedicating too much effort serves as the perfect backdrop for a comfort game. Maybe she was a “typical Midwestern undergrad”, maybe not. Details details! I can assure you, though, that she does have a Facebook.
Theresa's appearance is more or less our meal ticket, though how you guessed that she got that fake tan from hiking with her family I'll never know. Also, 5'8? Try 5'6 with heels, though I'm inclined to give you the benefit of the doubt when it comes to judging height Those legs do indeed go on for days, or, in this case, just long enough for someone to drop their guard.
24E was indeed empty, and that is why Theresa decided to upgrade the ploy from “shoulder rest confidant” to “lap head slumber party”.
When she awoke with a start and smashed your nose, I'll admit I was worried that the jig might be up, though she always insists that a little bit of pain along the way makes everything seem that much more “real”. After the bag to the head, it seemed rather gratuitous to me. But boy, you must have been tired! At the time, I figured nothing but exhaustion could have fed into that feigned Glee interest.
That guy in 24C sure was looking at you strangely; little could you have known he had also been listening in during the entire flight.
You see, Shady, that seemingly hapless drop of the duffel bag before taxi'ing out to the runway was entirely intentional; nothing breaks the ice like a sympathetic “Are you alright?” and no one minds an accident (that shitty overhead compartment breaking? Icing on the cake). Luckily for you, Theresa has a soft spot for Asian men who'll put up with watching Glee, and for that reason she only nabbed the AMEX. Her hair looks fabulous, I assure you.
In any case, Happy Holidays, she's still a leggy brunette
Edit: This is an homage!