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TL Noir, Part 4 - Page 2

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Olex
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States135 Posts
October 13 2012 00:14 GMT
#21
This is stellar stuff. You're a talented writer, Cow. The devil's in the details and the way you work the little bits of our world into the world you've created here is just sinful.

See what I did there?

Love the ESPORTS dollars, love the "be nice, there aren't many here" I LOVE the signage references and the description of the troll.
Bugs in amber
Joedaddy
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States1948 Posts
October 13 2012 01:11 GMT
#22
On October 13 2012 03:19 Kiett wrote:
I love you Cow


I didn't know Kiett was a girl...

I might be the minority on TL, but TL is the minority everywhere else.
The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52797 Posts
October 13 2012 01:18 GMT
#23
This is great writing :D
Moderatorshe/her
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Ciryandor
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States3735 Posts
October 13 2012 01:44 GMT
#24
This is hilarious and awesome.
에일리 and 아이유 <3 - O Captain 박재혁 ・゚✧*:・*゚+..。✧・゚:*・..。 ✧・゚ :・゚* ゜・*:・ ✧・゚:・゚:.。 ✧・゚ SPARKULING ・゜・:・゚✧*:・゚✧。*゚+..。 ✧・゚: ✧・゚:*・゜・:・゚✧*::
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
October 13 2012 02:34 GMT
#25
YES! Awesome stuff Cow :DDD

Yaaaay, keep making these~ GAINING GROUND AND SUPPORTERS :>
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
]343[
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States10328 Posts
October 13 2012 04:25 GMT
#26
hehe obviously kiett got burned too hard about how bisu is super n00b kekekeke

cow #1 poster
Writer
Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
October 13 2012 05:52 GMT
#27
=) Loving this. 5/5
Что?
Sawamura
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Malaysia7602 Posts
October 13 2012 06:52 GMT
#28
can't wait for more tl.noir ^_^
BW/KT Forever R.I.P KT.Violet dearly missed ..
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
October 13 2012 08:31 GMT
#29
Wow you almost managed an entire blog without the mention of "ass"... then you couldn't resist near the end.
STORY TOO SLOW LETS CATCH THE CULPRIT
[TLMS] REBOOT
Xiberia
Profile Joined September 2007
Sweden634 Posts
October 13 2012 11:22 GMT
#30
#1 blogger
SilSol
Profile Joined April 2012
Sweden2744 Posts
October 13 2012 16:30 GMT
#31
aww nice cow <3<3
http://fragbite.se/user/117868/silsol since 2006 http://www.reddit.com/u/silsol77
herMan
Profile Joined November 2010
Japan2055 Posts
October 13 2012 22:22 GMT
#32
So cool. I want moar!
lilsusie
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
3861 Posts
October 14 2012 08:33 GMT
#33
Oooohhhh I hate waiting!
Follow me on Twitter for pictures of cute gamers and food! https://twitter.com/lilsusie
tnkted
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States1359 Posts
October 14 2012 17:56 GMT
#34
I bet he ends up getting roughed up by the TL Mafia!
'I think "tnkted" may have justified this entire thread.' - Mjolnir
Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6774 Posts
October 14 2012 22:03 GMT
#35
fuck YES
Graphics
Antimatterz
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States1010 Posts
October 15 2012 01:29 GMT
#36
Damn that was pretty good, guess I have to read the others.

5/5
"HotBid [11:45 AM]: i dunno i kinda like the big muta shooting smaller mutas out"
GeorgeyBeats
Profile Joined April 2011
United Kingdom338 Posts
October 15 2012 15:12 GMT
#37
Love these! You are a hero Cow :D
How many bears could bear grylls grill if bear grylls coud grill bears?
Danglars
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States12133 Posts
October 15 2012 18:24 GMT
#38
I'm picturing a very shady Dota 2 district somehow.
Great armies come from happy zealots, and happy zealots come from California!
TL+ Member
Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
October 16 2012 21:22 GMT
#39
Step 1: http://www.rainymood.com/ Click this and leave it open in a tab

Step 2: Play this


Step 3: Start at Part 1 and read all the parts together.

Instant Noir classic, use that imagination for a sultry narrative voice and black and white '40s video.

+ Show Spoiler +
The name's Cow. vgl Cow. I'm a private eye, or at least it says so on my door
SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
heha
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Australia425 Posts
October 17 2012 05:10 GMT
#40
HOTBID IS THE TROLL!
Random for life! phoneheha
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