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When life shits on you and DOESNT give lemons

Blogs > StateofReverie
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StateofReverie
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States633 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-10-09 22:20:48
October 09 2012 22:20 GMT
#1
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srsly when life doesn't give you lemons, HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO MAKE LEMONADE??


...than you play sc2.

I am going to be back home for fall break. I haven't seen my brother and sister since I have been at college, but my parents visited a couple weeks ago. I feel somewhat defeated from college and very happy to slump back to my own bed...

Today was just one of those energy draining days. I have lost my appetite because I don't really like the food here so I don't eat a lot anymore. That means I have stopped working out as well for a little mostly because it's really cold weather and I have been sick and now because I don't have a large enough calorie intake to be able to sustain a full workout. Today I had a side of spanish rice around 11 and I finished half a plate of pasta with tomato sauce. I am kind of hungry, but I just am not hungry for the food available to me at the moment.

It is also SO dreary here weather wise too. The past week has been damp with constant scattered showers that just keep the whole place damp and the sun hidden. Pie girl is on hold for the moment. The sample text I had in a previous blog was all that was ended up being texted between us. Since I have a break where I will be home, I am gonna put her on hold. I am over the initial disappointment. I thought I should move on so I got another girls number last night (she wrote it on a piece of paper with her first and last name...seems legit). Plus this time I fucking texted her right away with my name and who I was instead of waiting like the other time.

It feels nice to be "gaming" multiple girls at once honestly. I am going to definitely increase this number in the near future...

Despite the shit day, my mood is pretty neutral. I am not particularly happy about anything, yes things could be better but they can always be a little bit better for everyone.

+ Show Spoiler +
"College is hard"
Well I'm glad the start of college was easy, giving me some time to adjust to college life is pretty nice and now they are really ramping up the workload and what needs to be done to do well in the class. I am somewhat happy by this and really look forward to learning the material better!
"Partying life away"
Turns out nothing really big happens on Friday nights here anyways. The main party nights are thursday and saturday nights
I am a dick
My room mate and I get along now. I have been trying to help him out on homework studying too and we are friendly to each other (need a friendly room mate, less problems)

Met a student from harvard
turns out this fucker from harvard really goes to my college. I face booked my friend and asked about if he knew the guy that I met because apparently they met because of baseball or some bullshit (point is it was fake), friend didn't really know much about it so I pretty much figured ya...I got hardcore rick rolled


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Daoism
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States84 Posts
October 10 2012 00:24 GMT
#2
Yo dude life just called me and said: "I have SoR lemons right here. He is such a cool kid because he tokes and "games" multiple girls at once. He also goes to college. Can you please give it to him?"
Being the nice guy I am and totally awed by your blogs I decided to get them for you. Unfortunately when I went to got them and begin heading towards your college, I ran into your massive ego's over-inflated penis and I ended up losing them all.
Sorry. For my failure, Ill give you a star instead.
Praetorial
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States4241 Posts
October 10 2012 00:58 GMT
#3
When life gives you lemons, link it to nuclear war
FOR GREAT JUSTICE! Bans for the ban gods!
MountainDewJunkie
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States10348 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-10-10 01:03:03
October 10 2012 01:02 GMT
#4
I've known many pathological liars, but never one that blogged so mightily.

If you ever get to that point, you will find that intercourse is superior to texting, and your blogs should improve.
[21:07] <Shock710> whats wrong with her face [20:50] <dAPhREAk> i beat it the day after it came out | <BLinD-RawR> esports is a giant vagina
StateofReverie
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States633 Posts
October 10 2012 01:13 GMT
#5
On October 10 2012 10:02 MountainDewJunkie wrote:
I've known many pathological liars, but never one that blogged so mightily.

If you ever get to that point, you will find that intercourse is superior to texting, and your blogs should improve.

season 2. We are not in season 2 yet
SnipedSoul
Profile Joined November 2010
Canada2158 Posts
October 10 2012 01:26 GMT
#6
I wish I could text with girls. What's your secret?
Kevin_Sorbo
Profile Joined November 2011
Canada3217 Posts
October 10 2012 01:31 GMT
#7
On October 10 2012 09:24 Daoism wrote:
Yo dude life just called me and said: "I have SoR lemons right here. He is such a cool kid because he tokes and "games" multiple girls at once. He also goes to college. Can you please give it to him?"
Being the nice guy I am and totally awed by your blogs I decided to get them for you. Unfortunately when I went to got them and begin heading towards your college, I ran into your massive ego's over-inflated penis and I ended up losing them all.
Sorry. For my failure, Ill give you a star instead.




I do forgive you for your failure.

he had it coming.

The mind is like a parachute, it doesnt work unless its open. - Zappa
Scarecrow
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Korea (South)9175 Posts
October 10 2012 01:56 GMT
#8
So you get girls numbers then text them your names? You really need some kind of transition.
Yhamm is the god of predictions
StateofReverie
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States633 Posts
October 10 2012 02:10 GMT
#9
..........................................................................I was catching up with my best friend just now. Turns out he plays LoL. Turns out his whole fucking floor plays LoL.

Now just for the hell of it I am going to play LoL for a little bit just so I can get really good and show off my gaming skills hehe
Dfgj
Profile Joined May 2008
Singapore5922 Posts
October 10 2012 02:14 GMT
#10
On October 10 2012 11:10 StateofReverie wrote:
..........................................................................I was catching up with my best friend just now. Turns out he plays LoL. Turns out his whole fucking floor plays LoL.

Now just for the hell of it I am going to play LoL for a little bit just so I can get really good and show off my gaming skills hehe

Sounds like you've already shown them your 'gaming' skills with all those girls texting you man
synapse
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
China13814 Posts
October 10 2012 03:13 GMT
#11
I'm almost expecting a blog where you hold hands with someone and claim THIRD BASE!!!!

On October 10 2012 11:14 Dfgj wrote:
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On October 10 2012 11:10 StateofReverie wrote:
..........................................................................I was catching up with my best friend just now. Turns out he plays LoL. Turns out his whole fucking floor plays LoL.

Now just for the hell of it I am going to play LoL for a little bit just so I can get really good and show off my gaming skills hehe

Sounds like you've already shown them your 'gaming' skills with all those girls texting you man


Yeah no need to play LoL, just tell them your name and who you are!
:)
SecondHand
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
United States329 Posts
October 10 2012 03:53 GMT
#12
These blogs make me lol so had.

Exaggerating is one thing, but fabrication is another.
Ladder more, win less
GnarlyArbitrage
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
575 Posts
October 10 2012 04:00 GMT
#13
"gaming"
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marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
October 10 2012 04:03 GMT
#14
It feels nice to be "gaming" multiple girls at once honestly


Your writings are most asthenic, and they render me naught but atrabilious.

It would take the insults of a thousand dukes and their corteges to even begin to do this horrid piece of work any justice.
memes are a dish best served dank
ymir233
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States8275 Posts
October 10 2012 04:57 GMT
#15
On October 10 2012 09:58 Praetorial wrote:
When life gives you lemons, link it to nuclear war


spark spark spark spark spark errday

God why do I know all these PD shits, I'm an LD debater...
Come motivate me to be cynical about animus at http://infinityandone.blogspot.com/ // Stork proxy gates are beautiful.
Band9
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States45 Posts
October 10 2012 05:58 GMT
#16
On October 10 2012 09:58 Praetorial wrote:
When life gives you lemons, link it to nuclear war

Policy Joke :D
Pfd>Policy though
Peanutbutter717
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States240 Posts
October 10 2012 06:17 GMT
#17
On October 10 2012 07:20 StateofReverie wrote:
Pie girl is on hold for the moment


Goddammit StateofReverie... she was the best part.
Marine -> masters
Daswollvieh
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
5553 Posts
October 10 2012 06:29 GMT
#18
So when is the obligatory "haha, I trolled you all"-post due?
Heyoka
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Katowice25012 Posts
October 10 2012 06:52 GMT
#19
*Then
@RealHeyoka | ESL / DreamHack StarCraft Lead
Ahzz
Profile Joined May 2007
Finland780 Posts
October 10 2012 07:33 GMT
#20
I read SoR blogs for the follow up comments. Absolutely hilarious. I am tempted to give him more than one star simply for the entertainment I get from reading the comments.
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